“You WILL milk me”

OK but hear me out

Just wanted to take time to tell @heathercampbell.bsky.social that I enjoy your unhinged ad copy reads from @getplayedpod.bsky.social
Ok bye

On a traffic light post in Phoenix

Holy shit Chuck Schumer just went OFF about Noem’s actions:

“Are the Democrats weak & behind the times? Does Macy’s tell from Gimbels? I’ve written a terse letter and as soon as we mimeograph a million copies everyone’s gonna wake up tomorrow and find one rolled up in their milk delivery!”

I don’t know man, what could it possibly be?

America: where having an autism awareness tattoo means you're an MS-13 gang member, but having a swastika tattoo just means you're a German history buff

as much as MAGA complained about Biden, I don’t ever remember protests against their administration’s policy ever being of this magnitude

For my NC peeps to check their voting status

Boebert: If I may continue — is it true you are the head of a “modern Stone Age family?”

Morley: Again, I think you’re confusing…

JD Vance with everyone who likes him.

I saw the nickname Sissy SpaceX and it made me quite happy.

I'm going to write a spy film set in Trump's America. Alerting the president that "Phoenix is missing and we do not have eyes" and he starts blinking real fast and says, "we don't know, that could maybe be good, maybe it could be very bad. But they never say good about me. On TV, they only say bad."

Four years since my son wrote the best opening to a mystery novel ever written.

Baby continues to get his bottle

Nug spacing is key

Hard Decision

high fashion