@marc-it-off.bsky.social
Real Human Being.
Husband, Dog Dad, Betta Dad, and Kid Dad.
Runner.
Hiker.
Gamer.
Husband, Dog Dad, Betta Dad, and Kid Dad.
Runner.
Hiker.
Gamer.
Pinned
I wish I could operate on Hospital Time™️. Need something from me? Maybe. I’ll get to it. How long? Fuck if I know. It’ll happen when it happens, if it happens at all.
It is well-known that Chic Fil A always puts an extra nugget into whatever amount of nuggets you order. This is the Dad Nugget. It exists to satisfy the Dad Tax. That is all.
August 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
It is well-known that Chic Fil A always puts an extra nugget into whatever amount of nuggets you order. This is the Dad Nugget. It exists to satisfy the Dad Tax. That is all.
Air Force zone should be renamed “Panda Express” because it carries the Orange Chicken in it.
June 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Air Force zone should be renamed “Panda Express” because it carries the Orange Chicken in it.
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"Peace & prosperity" update: We regret to inform you…
June 15, 2025 at 9:46 AM
"Peace & prosperity" update: We regret to inform you…
I never thought I’d be cheering for generalized corruption vs. generalized corruption but… here we are. #DumpVSfElon2025
June 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I never thought I’d be cheering for generalized corruption vs. generalized corruption but… here we are. #DumpVSfElon2025
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how nice of Pam Bondi to have invented some crimes with which to charge Kilmar Abrego Garcia. due process, MAGA-style
June 6, 2025 at 8:39 PM
how nice of Pam Bondi to have invented some crimes with which to charge Kilmar Abrego Garcia. due process, MAGA-style
I wish I could operate on Hospital Time™️. Need something from me? Maybe. I’ll get to it. How long? Fuck if I know. It’ll happen when it happens, if it happens at all.
May 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I wish I could operate on Hospital Time™️. Need something from me? Maybe. I’ll get to it. How long? Fuck if I know. It’ll happen when it happens, if it happens at all.
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NEW: North Carolina Supreme Court Justice Allison Riggs (D) has been sworn in after a six-month legal battle against Republican challenger Jefferson Griffin, who sought to overturn the 2024 election by disenfranchising over 65,000 voters. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
May 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
NEW: North Carolina Supreme Court Justice Allison Riggs (D) has been sworn in after a six-month legal battle against Republican challenger Jefferson Griffin, who sought to overturn the 2024 election by disenfranchising over 65,000 voters. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
If you replace “t” with “p” in Chappell Roan’s “Hot To Go,” you get “H-O-P-P-O-G-O,” which surprisingly still works.
May 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
If you replace “t” with “p” in Chappell Roan’s “Hot To Go,” you get “H-O-P-P-O-G-O,” which surprisingly still works.
The usage of “T-t-t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty” in the song “Fergalicious” implies that something that is Fergalicious can be defined within the five basic tastes, or may be a new, separate sixth taste that has yet to be defined. In this essay I will
April 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM
The usage of “T-t-t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty” in the song “Fergalicious” implies that something that is Fergalicious can be defined within the five basic tastes, or may be a new, separate sixth taste that has yet to be defined. In this essay I will
Okay, so I’ve played 1 hour of Clair Obscur: Expedition 33, and there’s one glaring issue that stands out to me:
I can’t take it with me and play it everywhere. #clairobscur #expedition33
I can’t take it with me and play it everywhere. #clairobscur #expedition33
April 26, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Okay, so I’ve played 1 hour of Clair Obscur: Expedition 33, and there’s one glaring issue that stands out to me:
I can’t take it with me and play it everywhere. #clairobscur #expedition33
I can’t take it with me and play it everywhere. #clairobscur #expedition33
If I had a nickel for every time somebody in the US government texted war plans, I’d have two nickels - which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.
April 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
If I had a nickel for every time somebody in the US government texted war plans, I’d have two nickels - which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.
It’s the American dream.
kinda fitting that America's dictator isn't a strong arm guy that works menacingly behind the scenes but instead an extremely online grandpa with dementia who just posts his dumb shit & then the menagerie of dipshits who serve him rush to appease him before he throws his McDonalds order at the TV
April 14, 2025 at 1:12 PM
It’s the American dream.
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(1/2) On one hand, I’m proud of our senate for voting to cancel the Canada tariffs - even that shill McConnell voted against. On the other hand, I kind of wished they hadn’t. The Republicans got us into this mess and now they’re starting to try and do damage control.
April 3, 2025 at 6:01 PM
(1/2) On one hand, I’m proud of our senate for voting to cancel the Canada tariffs - even that shill McConnell voted against. On the other hand, I kind of wished they hadn’t. The Republicans got us into this mess and now they’re starting to try and do damage control.
Idk maybe because he’s a fucking Nazi that’s dismantling our country’s infrastructure from the inside.
being the richest person in the world and the president of the united states can’t even stop this guy from continuing to crash out
March 17, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Idk maybe because he’s a fucking Nazi that’s dismantling our country’s infrastructure from the inside.
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He is so weak. Whatever the approach was going to be, Schumer has totally bungled this chance. He must step down as our Senate leader. What an embarrassment! ☎️☎️ call his office ☎️☎️ www.nytimes.com/2025/03/13/u...
Schumer Says He’ll Vote to Advance Spending Bill, Breaking With His Party
Many Democrats are agitating for their party’s senators to block the measure in defiance of President Trump, but the leader said doing so would prompt a shutdown that would only empower Mr. Trump.
www.nytimes.com
March 13, 2025 at 11:10 PM
He is so weak. Whatever the approach was going to be, Schumer has totally bungled this chance. He must step down as our Senate leader. What an embarrassment! ☎️☎️ call his office ☎️☎️ www.nytimes.com/2025/03/13/u...
The Trump regime has flip-flopped more than my sandals so far this year. #notmypresident
March 12, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The Trump regime has flip-flopped more than my sandals so far this year. #notmypresident
Yeah, sex is great and all, but have you ever had your fish tank test with perfect levels? #bettafish
March 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Yeah, sex is great and all, but have you ever had your fish tank test with perfect levels? #bettafish
Okay, what are the odds that the tariffs on Canada and Mexico actually start tomorrow - or will Agent Orange chicken out again? His polls are already tanking and so is the stock market. So much for being such a good deal maker.
March 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Okay, what are the odds that the tariffs on Canada and Mexico actually start tomorrow - or will Agent Orange chicken out again? His polls are already tanking and so is the stock market. So much for being such a good deal maker.
My best suggestion to prepare for the incoming Great American Recession of 2025 is to learn how to make a decent soup. A good soup can go a long, long way - especially if you add the rich for a nice protein. #eattherich
March 2, 2025 at 11:47 PM
My best suggestion to prepare for the incoming Great American Recession of 2025 is to learn how to make a decent soup. A good soup can go a long, long way - especially if you add the rich for a nice protein. #eattherich
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GLENN: Why don't you wear a suit? You're at the highest level in this country's office & you refuse to wear a suit. A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the office.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
February 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
GLENN: Why don't you wear a suit? You're at the highest level in this country's office & you refuse to wear a suit. A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the office.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
@maddow.msnbc.com I don’t know how you managed to keep it together during this segment 😂
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'Biggest mistake of my life': Regret sets in for Trump voters as Republican politicians panic
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February 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
@maddow.msnbc.com I don’t know how you managed to keep it together during this segment 😂
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Okay, I’ve peaked this week for good ideas. Today for lunch, I took leftovers from two different fried rices I made this weekend and combined them to make an even stronger, more powerful fried rice.
February 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Okay, I’ve peaked this week for good ideas. Today for lunch, I took leftovers from two different fried rices I made this weekend and combined them to make an even stronger, more powerful fried rice.
Nothing to see here, just Mr. Rabbit doing macrodata refinement. Severance/Peppa Pig shared universe confirmed! #severance
February 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Nothing to see here, just Mr. Rabbit doing macrodata refinement. Severance/Peppa Pig shared universe confirmed! #severance