Mari Murphy
@marimurphy.bsky.social
she/her. LFC, movies, music, politics, nonsense.
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Up the Reds. Trans rights are human rights.
“never knowingly a knobhead, always a gobshite”
Instagram: yourphotosarewellshit
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Up the Reds. Trans rights are human rights.
“never knowingly a knobhead, always a gobshite”
I’ve just seen a Chelsea fan complain about injuries affecting his team and I swear down youse are allowed to enjoy your football but you are NOT allowed to pretend that you don’t have about 45 more players than everyone else
December 1, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I’ve just seen a Chelsea fan complain about injuries affecting his team and I swear down youse are allowed to enjoy your football but you are NOT allowed to pretend that you don’t have about 45 more players than everyone else
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Points versus equivalent matches last season and in brackets projected totals if all results going forward match those of 2024-25.
+10 Man City (81)
+7 Arsenal (81)
-6 Liverpool (78)
-1 Chelsea (68)
-1 Newcastle (65)
-3 Aston Villa (63)
+4 Tottenham (42)
-1 Man Utd (41)
+10 Man City (81)
+7 Arsenal (81)
-6 Liverpool (78)
-1 Chelsea (68)
-1 Newcastle (65)
-3 Aston Villa (63)
+4 Tottenham (42)
-1 Man Utd (41)
November 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Points versus equivalent matches last season and in brackets projected totals if all results going forward match those of 2024-25.
+10 Man City (81)
+7 Arsenal (81)
-6 Liverpool (78)
-1 Chelsea (68)
-1 Newcastle (65)
-3 Aston Villa (63)
+4 Tottenham (42)
-1 Man Utd (41)
+10 Man City (81)
+7 Arsenal (81)
-6 Liverpool (78)
-1 Chelsea (68)
-1 Newcastle (65)
-3 Aston Villa (63)
+4 Tottenham (42)
-1 Man Utd (41)
I personally respect that the Bills just went “that QB is old and you should treat him that way” tbh
December 1, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I personally respect that the Bills just went “that QB is old and you should treat him that way” tbh
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Penalizing a team bc the sideline celebrates too hard is sooooooooooo lame
November 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Penalizing a team bc the sideline celebrates too hard is sooooooooooo lame
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don't really think drugs, as a concept, will ever be able to recover from the reputational hit they're about to take
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
November 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
don't really think drugs, as a concept, will ever be able to recover from the reputational hit they're about to take
Whatever AI Tumblr is using to add Adult Content labels to posts is absolutely doing my head in you know — I think it labels all hands? Can't sort out any other patterns.
November 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Whatever AI Tumblr is using to add Adult Content labels to posts is absolutely doing my head in you know — I think it labels all hands? Can't sort out any other patterns.
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Half the state of Wisconsin is hosting D3 playoff games today and it's absolutely beautiful.
November 29, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Half the state of Wisconsin is hosting D3 playoff games today and it's absolutely beautiful.
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A good shift and an impressive performance from Florian Wirtz for Liverpool vs West Ham.
November 30, 2025 at 3:40 PM
A good shift and an impressive performance from Florian Wirtz for Liverpool vs West Ham.
It’s all just a bit funny isnt it? Set piece as well.
November 30, 2025 at 5:48 PM
It’s all just a bit funny isnt it? Set piece as well.
Faking head injuries has got to start being punished you know, I’m exhausted
November 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Faking head injuries has got to start being punished you know, I’m exhausted
Absolutely classic Caicedo that
November 30, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Absolutely classic Caicedo that
…I have returned to my good luck coffee mug today
November 30, 2025 at 3:58 PM
…I have returned to my good luck coffee mug today
Joe Gomez, the man that you are
November 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Joe Gomez, the man that you are
Double yellow for dissent with your opposing team also trying to get you to walk away is earnestly very funny
November 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Double yellow for dissent with your opposing team also trying to get you to walk away is earnestly very funny
Something that gets lost in the discourse is there have been plenty of games this season where I feel Liverpool are outplaying their opposition and that it’s weird how often this hasn’t seemed to matter in the end.
November 30, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Something that gets lost in the discourse is there have been plenty of games this season where I feel Liverpool are outplaying their opposition and that it’s weird how often this hasn’t seemed to matter in the end.
Something I find fascinating about myself is I care loads less whether Everton are good or bad or embarrassing when Liverpool are horrific. Didn’t expect this emotional reaction tbh 🤣
November 29, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Something I find fascinating about myself is I care loads less whether Everton are good or bad or embarrassing when Liverpool are horrific. Didn’t expect this emotional reaction tbh 🤣
Every time there’s a massive fire it comes out that the warning signs were long there for residents and ignored by those making money off them. Sickening stuff.
November 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Every time there’s a massive fire it comes out that the warning signs were long there for residents and ignored by those making money off them. Sickening stuff.
Have just five hours left of what is possibly my worst ever flight experience (in only remarkably innocuous and claustrophobic ways). Pray for me. This is so uncomfortable.
November 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Have just five hours left of what is possibly my worst ever flight experience (in only remarkably innocuous and claustrophobic ways). Pray for me. This is so uncomfortable.
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A bit too on the nose for thanksgiving
ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
A bit too on the nose for thanksgiving
Opening of the local photography awards at the Open Eye Gallery tonight. Worth a quick look in coming weeks if you’re down by the waterfront.
November 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Opening of the local photography awards at the Open Eye Gallery tonight. Worth a quick look in coming weeks if you’re down by the waterfront.
They’re not even doing loads wrong defensively someone should say it. This is mental.
November 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
They’re not even doing loads wrong defensively someone should say it. This is mental.
I shouted this aloud as well but I’m being so serious: how do youse expect them to start well if you, a red, are booing (!) or groaning the second these recycle the ball back in the first fifteen??? Like what the fuck was that
November 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I shouted this aloud as well but I’m being so serious: how do youse expect them to start well if you, a red, are booing (!) or groaning the second these recycle the ball back in the first fifteen??? Like what the fuck was that
Jarrell Quansah instrumental in a goal scored against Manchester City 😞😕
November 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Jarrell Quansah instrumental in a goal scored against Manchester City 😞😕
Manchester United lost to 10 men Everton at home? While I was watching a film? Perhaps I love the sport yet
November 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Manchester United lost to 10 men Everton at home? While I was watching a film? Perhaps I love the sport yet
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The public cruelty is the point.
Labour's anti-asylum policies are already fundamentally inhumane and discriminatory. Applying them retrospectively is pure cruelty though. It serves absolutely no purpose. Meanwhile it will increase the costs and bureaucracy of an already dysfunctional Home Office.
www.thetimes.com/article/6f83...
www.thetimes.com/article/6f83...
November 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
The public cruelty is the point.