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Mickey Kuhns @mickeykuhns.bsky.social · 29m

#ResistanceIsNotFutile🐸

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Harry👊🇺🇸🔥 @scondrasht.bsky.social · 1d

Kristi Noem is afraid of a bunch of furries in Portland, Oregon. 😂
That’s the funniest shit you’ll ever hear. 😂

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Damien Marie AtHope Ⓐ 🚩🏴🌍 @damienmarieathope.bsky.social · 22h

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 19h

#MedicareForAll

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Maratsea @marintaxlaw.bsky.social · 23h

I love them

Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 1d

And people tell me the libs have no knack for messaging.

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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 1d

The museums are being shutdown.
Are we great yet?
Everyone’s being fired.
Are we great yet?
Food is rotting in our fields.
Are we great yet?
The market’s crashing greatly.
Diseases are now running rampant.
At what point aren’t we great?
Our military’s in line at food banks.
So super great.

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Maratsea @marintaxlaw.bsky.social · 23h

Can they go there and not come back? Like ever.

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Maratsea @marintaxlaw.bsky.social · 1d

Grotesque oligarch legacy appointment

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✨ A Goddess has NO KING ✨ @the-goddess-speaks.bsky.social · 1d

Never give up HOP.🐸

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God @thegodpodcast.com · 2d

Imagine being mad you didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize while you’re busy stirring up Civil War in your own country.

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Maratsea @marintaxlaw.bsky.social · 1d

Is that Jason Vorhees🤔

The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 1d

Did you see that it’s spread to the left hand now?

Maratsea @marintaxlaw.bsky.social · 1d

The only thing we can always count on is the hypocrisy 🙄

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Maratsea @marintaxlaw.bsky.social · 1d

We are all expendable in their idea of the world

Sheryl Gay Stolberg @sherylnyt.bsky.social · 1d

BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:

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Joyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 3d

Indicting your political enemies because they’re your enemies, not because they’ve committed crimes, is unAmerican.

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Maratsea @marintaxlaw.bsky.social · 3d

I wrote an entire British history exam without knowing precisely which King Henry I was talking about. Got an A. Suck on it AI. 👻

Genie Lauren @moreandagain.social · 3d

I wrote a 10-page paper in the middle of a frat party (they were my neighbors, very cool dudes), finished, and proceeded to take a bottle of Hennessy to the head to celebrate completing it.

I got a B.

Dane 🔜 NYCC AA L-34 @monkeyminion.com · 3d

I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.

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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 3d

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

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Maratsea @marintaxlaw.bsky.social · 3d

She is a tragic, plastic face embarrassment

Deb Brown 🚨🇺🇲 @debpixcom.bsky.social · 3d

Performative bull*hit. 🙄 #KristiNoem #ANTIFA

KRISTI NOEM PRAISED FOR 'STARING DOWN' ANTIFA - IT WAS A DOZEN REPORTERS AND A GUY IN A CHICKEN SUIT.

The Independent

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Maratsea @marintaxlaw.bsky.social · 3d

I was just in Portland and everything that orange motherfucker says is 100% bullshit

The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 3d

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

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Avi Zollman @avi.zollman.com · 3d

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ljoeckel.bsky.social @ljoeckel.bsky.social · 5d

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Dberi @dberi21.bsky.social · 4d

Bonus gif (which bluesky made a video out of). Historians of the future can only discuss the impact of the frog wizard.

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Maratsea @marintaxlaw.bsky.social · 3d

Behold le 🐸 tops gravy seals

Dberi @dberi21.bsky.social · 4d

BEHOLD! My contribution towards people of the US vs I would have totally gotten in special forces if not for that knee injury police force:

(my contribution is the gif, bsky converts gifs into videos GIPHY .gif links below)

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Maratsea @marintaxlaw.bsky.social · 4d

The warzone is fucking LIT

Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 4d

Let’s check in on the warzone in Portland.

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Ladyilene @ladyilene.bsky.social · 5d

First Amendment Protections:
1. Peaceful Assembly- Right to gather with others to express views on public issues.
2. Free Speech- Right to express opinions and beliefs, including through protest.
3. Petitioning the Government- Ability to ask government to address grievances or make changes.

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Maratsea @marintaxlaw.bsky.social · 4d

Portland frog 🐸 2028

Danny K @dannykpolitics.bsky.social · 6d

WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents