Mario Guerrieri
@mario.guerrieri.codes
Leal servant of the Omnissiah. Mobile games software enginseer.
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I'd rather be using https://mastodon.social/@maguerrieri.
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I'd rather be using https://mastodon.social/@maguerrieri.
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My dog and two cats love to throw up on the floor and they represent 60% of the household. As a leader I can't just ignore public opinion so I also throw up on the floor sometimes to stay popular
December 27, 2025 at 1:43 PM
My dog and two cats love to throw up on the floor and they represent 60% of the household. As a leader I can't just ignore public opinion so I also throw up on the floor sometimes to stay popular
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Hoping you all have a warm, light filled Longest Night from my little family to yours
December 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Hoping you all have a warm, light filled Longest Night from my little family to yours
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Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
WASHINGTON—Touting his latest executive order as a historic win for the U.S. economy, President Donald Trump announced Friday that he was mandating a 5,000% increase in all numbers nationwide. “Effect...
theonion.com
December 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
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Stay safe out there y'all
December 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Stay safe out there y'all
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This is obviously a, ah, provocative take on the subject, but it indeed an enormous societal problem that children have stopped walking or biking to school. There are plenty of individually rational reasons parents might drive their kids to school, but, in a wider context, no good reasons.
December 16, 2025 at 7:17 PM
This is obviously a, ah, provocative take on the subject, but it indeed an enormous societal problem that children have stopped walking or biking to school. There are plenty of individually rational reasons parents might drive their kids to school, but, in a wider context, no good reasons.
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"attack the palisades" with duplexes. lmao. fucking nimbys are so weird. i am sorry but no. a duplex is not attacking you. that isn't real
"We will not allow outside groups — even longstanding allies — to attack the Palisades," @gavinnewsom.bsky.social spokesperson on a now-filed YIMBY Law lawsuit against his July executive order banning duplexes in L.A. wildfire rebuilding www.politico.com/news/2025/12...
Newsom wouldn’t budge on his duplex ban for the Los Angeles wildfire rebuild. So, a YIMBY group is suing him.
Gov. Gavin Newsom shrugged off a lawsuit by a YIMBY group over his executive order to ban duplexes in Pacific Palisades.
www.politico.com
December 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
"attack the palisades" with duplexes. lmao. fucking nimbys are so weird. i am sorry but no. a duplex is not attacking you. that isn't real
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The positive aspect of speed cameras is that the casual offenses committed by motorists will be stopped. Its become a culture to basically ignore red lights and treat yellow lights as green lights. Auto enforcement will crackdown on these pandemic-era bad behaviors.
December 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
The positive aspect of speed cameras is that the casual offenses committed by motorists will be stopped. Its become a culture to basically ignore red lights and treat yellow lights as green lights. Auto enforcement will crackdown on these pandemic-era bad behaviors.
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When is MTC going to dump Cubic for a vendor who knows what they are doing?
www.reddit.com/r/caltrain/c...
www.reddit.com/r/caltrain/c...
December 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
When is MTC going to dump Cubic for a vendor who knows what they are doing?
www.reddit.com/r/caltrain/c...
www.reddit.com/r/caltrain/c...
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Sad it took like 50 years to do what BART identified as necessary and inherent to the system's design to work in 1972 but better late than never!
Starting next week, riding this bus and most other buses to BART will be FREE!
Clipper 2 rolls out on December 10, including free and low cost transfers between all transit agencies.
Riders will automatically receive discounts up to $2.85 when transferring within a two hour window.
Clipper 2 rolls out on December 10, including free and low cost transfers between all transit agencies.
Riders will automatically receive discounts up to $2.85 when transferring within a two hour window.
December 3, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Sad it took like 50 years to do what BART identified as necessary and inherent to the system's design to work in 1972 but better late than never!
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It's with heavy hearts that we share that Claude, our beloved albino alligator, has passed away at the age of 30. Claude brought joy to millions of people at the Academy and across the world during his 17 year tenure. We will miss him dearly. 🤍
December 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
It's with heavy hearts that we share that Claude, our beloved albino alligator, has passed away at the age of 30. Claude brought joy to millions of people at the Academy and across the world during his 17 year tenure. We will miss him dearly. 🤍
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Bad journalism has real-life consequences.
December 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Bad journalism has real-life consequences.
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Lol, Zillow tried to rate the climate risks facing individual properties. The real estate industry *hated* it, precisely because it worked -- it made selling risky properties more difficult. So they rebelled & Zillow caved.
Don't look up!
Don't look up!
Zillow Removes Climate Risk Scores From Home Listings
www.nytimes.com
November 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Lol, Zillow tried to rate the climate risks facing individual properties. The real estate industry *hated* it, precisely because it worked -- it made selling risky properties more difficult. So they rebelled & Zillow caved.
Don't look up!
Don't look up!
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“everyone is twelve” theory has reached Senator Kelly
Kelly: He runs around on stage talking about lethality and the warrior ethos.. That’s not the message that should be coming from the Secretary of Defense… He runs around on a stage like he’s a 12 year old playing army. It’s embarrassing.
December 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
“everyone is twelve” theory has reached Senator Kelly
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it is the worst of all worlds. a "unitary *presidency*" insulated from judicial or congressional power and a weak president unable to do the job of governing
December 1, 2025 at 5:36 PM
it is the worst of all worlds. a "unitary *presidency*" insulated from judicial or congressional power and a weak president unable to do the job of governing
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Cold weather ... not great
December 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Cold weather ... not great
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Caltrans: "We just spent a billion dollars widening this highway and traffic is worse than ever...but we've got one more fix we think will work. Trust us!"
www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/arti...
www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/arti...
California Highway 101 traffic is still a mess, despite upgrades. Could this new fix help?
This remedy will be installed next year along a segment called the Narrows, between Novato and the Sonoma County line. Caltrans recently widened those six miles by adding high-occupancy vehicle...
www.sfchronicle.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Caltrans: "We just spent a billion dollars widening this highway and traffic is worse than ever...but we've got one more fix we think will work. Trust us!"
www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/arti...
www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/arti...
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conspicuously absent from today's celebrations was the zohran mamdani balloon, despite the mayor's pledge to attend every parade
November 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
conspicuously absent from today's celebrations was the zohran mamdani balloon, despite the mayor's pledge to attend every parade
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Anti-solar NIMBYs aren't beating the accusations of being pretty dim bulbs. "Extracting from the sky" is a good one
November 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Anti-solar NIMBYs aren't beating the accusations of being pretty dim bulbs. "Extracting from the sky" is a good one
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November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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You are hereby reminded that Berkeley could have had Pixar. Steve Jobs wanted to specifically place Pixar HQ near the "creative and intellectual center of Berkeley." But at the same time Berkeley created the West Berkeley Plan to maintain little hobbit workshops instead of attracting real business.
Undoubtedly. Pixar, and the others. Look at my assessment density map. Emeryville sticks out for how many huge, valuable parcels they have.
November 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
You are hereby reminded that Berkeley could have had Pixar. Steve Jobs wanted to specifically place Pixar HQ near the "creative and intellectual center of Berkeley." But at the same time Berkeley created the West Berkeley Plan to maintain little hobbit workshops instead of attracting real business.
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
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they're saying there's a spectre haunting europe and it's very nice, we're looking into it strongly, it's beautiful, we love it and we think it means well
November 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
they're saying there's a spectre haunting europe and it's very nice, we're looking into it strongly, it's beautiful, we love it and we think it means well
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does mamdani smell really good in person or something. like he seems very charming yes but what the fuck lol
November 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
does mamdani smell really good in person or something. like he seems very charming yes but what the fuck lol
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Emily Sneddon saw beauty in the display on an obsolete San Francisco streetcar.
So she visited @sfmta.bsky.social yards, looked at serial numbers & searched for the engineer who created it.
A nice story about a kind & curious person in a good city.
🌁 🚍 ❤️
www.sfchronicle.com/totalsf/arti...
So she visited @sfmta.bsky.social yards, looked at serial numbers & searched for the engineer who created it.
A nice story about a kind & curious person in a good city.
🌁 🚍 ❤️
www.sfchronicle.com/totalsf/arti...
San Francisco has a new font. It was inspired by an old Muni streetcar
A San Francisco designer fell in love with the typeface on an old Muni streetcar. She tracked down the man who created it to build the city’s newest font.
www.sfchronicle.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Emily Sneddon saw beauty in the display on an obsolete San Francisco streetcar.
So she visited @sfmta.bsky.social yards, looked at serial numbers & searched for the engineer who created it.
A nice story about a kind & curious person in a good city.
🌁 🚍 ❤️
www.sfchronicle.com/totalsf/arti...
So she visited @sfmta.bsky.social yards, looked at serial numbers & searched for the engineer who created it.
A nice story about a kind & curious person in a good city.
🌁 🚍 ❤️
www.sfchronicle.com/totalsf/arti...