markevans2073.bsky.social
@markevans2073.bsky.social
Perfectly imperfect in every way, hate authoritarians, fascists and cucumbers, not necessarily in that order. Maladjusted for extra impact. The latest incarnation of the Dread Pirate Roberts
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More dogs...
February 5, 2024 at 11:27 AM
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Character flaws...
February 4, 2024 at 12:05 PM
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The problem with getting into a row with a Smurf is that you can
argue until you're blue in the face, but that's just a starting point for them.
February 3, 2024 at 11:37 PM
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February 3, 2024 at 4:15 PM
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This just about sums it up...
February 3, 2024 at 11:19 AM
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Bucket list...
February 3, 2024 at 11:22 AM
I love how good programmes stay in the reach of normal people, providing support and inspiration in this time of cost of living crisis. First meal.. veal
February 3, 2024 at 10:25 AM
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February 3, 2024 at 9:11 AM
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February 1, 2024 at 3:17 PM
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Dude had a beard - woke as.
January 31, 2024 at 9:42 PM
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“Private Johnson not reporting for duty, SAH!” #BorisJohnson
January 27, 2024 at 9:50 AM
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January 26, 2024 at 9:44 AM
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This is how you write a headline. 👇
January 24, 2024 at 12:20 PM
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We miss you, Robin.
January 22, 2024 at 2:18 PM
So on day 4 of the fawning and cap doffing over a man and a woman having minor surgery, the question remains. What shit do they not want us to be reading about instead?
January 19, 2024 at 9:51 AM
2 Forage with Farage (again, Faridge), Nigel points out the unexpected Brexit benefit that, as we have seen a massive drop in the standard of fruit and veg we can buy then we can simply pick up whatever we can find outside. Comes with the chance he might pick something and drop down dead on screen.
January 13, 2024 at 2:22 PM
1 Farage’s Garage (pronounced Faridge) Nigel bumbles around his garage, pointing to all the broken items that could have easily and cheaply been replaced pre Brexit. He attempts to fix there in a make do and mend fashion but fails spectacularly as he has no discernible skills
January 13, 2024 at 2:19 PM
In light of the new year and the rapidly closing window of opportunity to milk the increased exposure to Farage after I’m a Celebrity I’ve thought of 2 failproof commissioning ideas for either Talk Tv or Geebies
January 13, 2024 at 2:17 PM
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has Gillian Keegan's husband who was CEO of Fujitsu during the #PostOfficeScandal said he did a "fucking good job while everyone else sat on their arse" yet?
January 11, 2024 at 1:03 PM
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It's almost over.
January 4, 2024 at 9:59 PM
So the government have announced that they’ve cleared the immigration backlog. In other unrelated news, government official heavy drug use is on the sharp increase…
January 2, 2024 at 11:27 AM