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Alpha Romeo.
@markofthedevil.bsky.social
Social Work elder crawling towards retirement or death - whichever takes a chunk out of my arse first.
Main motivation was the joy brought to me by @annabsavage.com - with the added pleasure of the song in question pointing me towards the brilliance of Wendy Cope 🙏
August 31, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I love Jesse a lot.
The new ICE song by Jesse Welles nails it.

ICE isn’t recruiting heroes, it’s recruiting the bitter, the rejected, the ones desperate for a badge to cover their failures.

Losers with power become the most dangerous kind.

(c/o Caroline Codsi)
August 29, 2025 at 9:43 AM
My dad worked here in the early 80s. He said the blokes he worked with carried a pint glass in the front pocket of their overalls and would consume about 12 pints per shift.
Farewell to the Fed. The old Federation Brewery site in Gateshead is to become a £40m multi-storey golf & leisure complex. The Fed supplied working men's clubs since the end of WW1 & briefly brewed Newcastle Brown Ale before Heineken moved it to Tadcaster, losing its protected geographical status.
July 15, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Well this is currently doing the rounds on Kickstarter. 'Music you can 'feel' 🥴
July 1, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Bob Vylan coverage should have been pulled, says BBC

Aaah just fuck off. The Internet is awash with IDF members gloating about killing babies. I thought better of Emily Eavis too if I'm honest.
June 30, 2025 at 10:20 AM
open.spotify.com/track/3gylfp...

Kate Nash has hit it out of the fucking park again with this one.
GERM
Kate Nash · GERM · Song · 2025
open.spotify.com
May 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Update
May 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
May 9, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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'Mo Cheol Thú' acoustic from home
April 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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"I want to say this directly to any TERFs who are looking for the return of their loved ones after years of transphobia: nobody shunned you because they thought you were wrong, they shunned you because you're an asshole." @katelynburns.com
You have no friends because you're a transphobic asshole | Katelyn Burns
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April 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I was this man. "I like Corbyn but Starmer is more electable ".. I've now seen the error of my ways and returned to wanting the revolutionary Marxism of my youth..
one thing ive found in discussions with “centrists” is theyre a lot more progressive on most issues if you can get them to ignore what they think is “possible” or wins elections and drill down on what they think would be best for the country and helps people
April 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I've oft said that disabled people will eventually take over the world..
HOLY SHIT! This might be the coolest thing ever.
April 17, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Forgot I was on a phone call about council tax

Them: What band are you in

Me: Erm, The Charlatans

Them: Your council tax band?

😬
April 3, 2025 at 12:37 PM
If you own an electric car, don't forget to renew your tax before the end of March. It doesn't need to be expiring this month for you to do so, and you'll have to pay from next month.
March 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
This is where I grew up. They've not even spelt it right, but Breightmet means 'Bright Meadow' in olde English apparently. It's neither bright, nor does it have a great deal of green.
March 23, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Show me you in a hat.
February 27, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Orderly queues in pubs when 70% of the bar space is free and the queue is snaking around the actual tables of drinkers is a modern phenomenon which I just can't understand.
February 23, 2025 at 2:32 PM
@annabsavage.bsky.social - just wanted to say how breathtakingly good the new album is.. it feels like experiencing the joy of a new chapter in life with a good friend. I genuinely can't remember the last time that I was so in awe at an artist's talent. Thank you.
January 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Me at the start of 2024/me at the end of 2024
December 29, 2024 at 5:51 PM
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December 28, 2024 at 8:44 AM
Literally my childhood. Although it was Kestrel Super in Gateshead. Pina Colada was just a song lyric.
December 28, 2024 at 12:11 AM
Bernard Manning and Donald Trump. 2 for 1 on racist cocks.
December 21, 2024 at 7:25 PM
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Nobody:

Christmas tree fairy light designer: LET’S MAKE THEM FUCKING STROBE
December 14, 2024 at 9:50 AM
I had a dream last night that my username was "Mucky Trucker" and can't get it out of my head. Unfortunately, I am neither a trucker nor mucky - not in the 70s 'Carry On' sense anyway.
December 10, 2024 at 9:53 AM
I know Spotify has it fault, but without it, I would never have discovered this sheer delight. The ideologies of the world described as if it was your mum doing the washing..
December 9, 2024 at 11:18 PM