Mark Forster
markpforster.bsky.social
Mark Forster
@markpforster.bsky.social
Army Brat; Scarred Middle Child; recovering Catholic; Glutton; computer nerd; Rush fan; World of Warcraft addict; novice guitar-bassist; Politically Speciesist.
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Timezones are so weird. Australia is in 2026, Canada is in 2025, and the United States is in 1939.
December 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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This year revealed new depths of depravity from Trump and his supporters.

But we also saw a lot of Americans of all walks of life stand up and sometimes take great risks for their neighbors or strangers.

Here’s hoping that the light keeps growing.
January 1, 2026 at 2:21 AM
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My New Year's resolution is not to listen to a single thing that stupid, lying sociopath, Donald Trump, says.

Ah, I feel better already.
January 1, 2026 at 2:23 AM
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Trumpkennedycenter.org
Is live, with a soft launch preview before the official launch in January.

Seems Mr. Sue ‘Em when he doesn’t get his way thinks parking domains is a crime.

@tobymorton.bsky.social isn’t playing games

Who else thinks he’ll wish it was just parked?
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December 28, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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December 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Welcome to the White House.

Please report the nature of your bribe to the guard on duty upon entrance.
December 28, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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IV) Social media can make you mentally and physically obese, unfulfilled, antisocial, and psychologically depressed..
Every blessing is beneficial when used in moderation. Even if you are alone, mingle with people, at least occasionally have a coffee and go sit in the park..
December 27, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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December 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Neither the New York Times nor the Washington Post published stories about Trump writing 200 unhinged posts on Christmas Day
You almost have to feel bad for an ugly old man with no family or friends to keep him company on Christmas Day that he makes 200 crazy posts ranting about everything under the sun.

Almost.
December 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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Here’s an easy way for DOJ to cut time redacting the Epstein files: waive any claims that information in the files is privileged. Stop hiding behind attorney/client, deliberative process, and work product privileges. Protect the victims. Release the rest of the files.
Trump: “Now 1,000,000 more pages on Epstein are found. DOJ is being forced to spend all of its time on this Democrat inspired Hoax. When do they say NO MORE, & work on Election Fraud etc. The Dems are the ones who worked with Epstein, not the Republicans. Release all of their names, embarrass them”
December 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Commentary: Am I Ugly? https://theonion.com/am-i-ugly/
December 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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I’m going to need to see the declination memos from DoJ where they declined to prosecute the Epstein co-conspirators, and I’m gonna need to see them for every single person they declined to prosecute.
December 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Dear Kentucky Trumpers…

Tarrifs and Canada boycotting American whiskey.

Trump did this.

Merry Christmas!

apnews.com/article/jim-...
Cloudy future for bourbon has Jim Beam closing Kentucky distillery for a year
Jim Beam is pausing production at a Kentucky distillery for at least a year starting in 2026. The decision comes as the whiskey industry faces tariffs and declining demand.
apnews.com
December 23, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Sure, yeah, go ahead and endorse JD Vance, whatever. If you motherfuckers think you'll have a movement once Trump is done, you are dumber than you look and you look pretty fuckin' dumb already.
December 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Question: Why hasn’t everyone at CBS News and in particular at 6O Minutes resigned? To the extent anyone remains there they are no longer credible. Will never be again. They need to understand that. CBS is now in the same league as the My Pillow guy.
December 22, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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No one apologizes for “being white.” You apologize for all the shitty things white people did and continue to do. And you promise to do better than all those other white people. Or you can just be a dick.
December 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Wishing a blessed Winter Solstice to all!
December 22, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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You really think we’re as shitty as you by daring us with the Bill Clinton photos. We give a fuck about laws, not leaders. If Clinton fucked a kid, arrest him. If Walter fucking Cronkite turns out to have done some shit, burn all the memorials to him. We are not the same as you.
December 20, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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When I interviewed Spinal Tap and Marty DiBergi this summer, none of them broke character, for the whole hour. Except Rob Reiner, once, losing it when Michael McKean's David St Hubbins talked about minimalism. I didn't use this in the feature and hadn't published any audio, but this is joyful.
December 15, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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Just to add to the Rob Reiner chat, for me the moment when Nigel Tufnel stops midway through an unholy racket playing a guitar with a violin to tweak one of the violin's tuning pegs so it sounds right is possibly the finest gag in the finest ever comedy film.
December 15, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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We can fight child sexual abuse using a block-and-build strategy rooted in economic, racial, and gender justice.
Sex Trafficking Prosecutions Won’t Stop the Next Epstein. Here’s What Will
We can fight child sexual abuse using a block-and-build strategy rooted in economic, racial, and gender justice.
buff.ly
December 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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12 dead at a mass shooting at a Hanukkah celebration at Bondi Beach.💔

A 43-year-old father of two, Ahmed al Ahmed, snuck up & tackled a gunman to disarm him. Ahmed was shot twice.

Both Jewish & Muslim faiths teach that “to save one life is to save all humanity.” Let us hold fast to our humanity.❤️
December 14, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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I have good judgment. I just prefer not to use it all the time.
December 14, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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It needs to be said.
It's the guns.
It needs to be said over and over until we finally do something to stop the corruption that has led to this insanity.
December 14, 2025 at 1:16 AM