Mars G
@marsattax.bsky.social
Brand Expert | Craft Enthusiast | Real Live Cactus
Through spite most things are possible.
December 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Through spite most things are possible.
Example: TaxPro Tanya; on our first video call.
Me: “How are you doing today?”
Tanya: “Well my Granddaughter doesn’t love me anymore but whatta ya goin do? Lemme pull up last years return. How are you dear?”
Blessings to this queen. Efficient, Straightforward, providing hot goss.
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Me: “How are you doing today?”
Tanya: “Well my Granddaughter doesn’t love me anymore but whatta ya goin do? Lemme pull up last years return. How are you dear?”
Blessings to this queen. Efficient, Straightforward, providing hot goss.
2/2
December 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Example: TaxPro Tanya; on our first video call.
Me: “How are you doing today?”
Tanya: “Well my Granddaughter doesn’t love me anymore but whatta ya goin do? Lemme pull up last years return. How are you dear?”
Blessings to this queen. Efficient, Straightforward, providing hot goss.
2/2
Me: “How are you doing today?”
Tanya: “Well my Granddaughter doesn’t love me anymore but whatta ya goin do? Lemme pull up last years return. How are you dear?”
Blessings to this queen. Efficient, Straightforward, providing hot goss.
2/2
New favorite type of sales/service person: Disgruntled and verbally chaotic, but extremely energetic/personable/kind to clientele. 1/2
December 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
New favorite type of sales/service person: Disgruntled and verbally chaotic, but extremely energetic/personable/kind to clientele. 1/2
Vomiting in a tube top: truly terrible experience.
December 23, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Vomiting in a tube top: truly terrible experience.
Don’t you touch me with that AI, I’ll SCREAM
December 23, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Don’t you touch me with that AI, I’ll SCREAM
All the real one’s just re-upped their Leuchtturm’s for 2026
December 23, 2025 at 4:04 AM
All the real one’s just re-upped their Leuchtturm’s for 2026
Man… I’ve watched people I love struggle with addiction and mental illness, and have often had to separate myself from those people for my own safety. What’s happened to the Reiner family is absolutely heartbreaking and also tragically familiar to too many of us.
December 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Man… I’ve watched people I love struggle with addiction and mental illness, and have often had to separate myself from those people for my own safety. What’s happened to the Reiner family is absolutely heartbreaking and also tragically familiar to too many of us.
I love how lots of plastic surgery and fillers gives you a crazy-huge inflammed bobble-head.
December 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I love how lots of plastic surgery and fillers gives you a crazy-huge inflammed bobble-head.
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This is one of those things that I think is quietly important – when these people are talking shit about cities, Portland or Minneapolis or New York or Charlotte or wherever, you have to loudly say, “no, fuck you, you’re lying, that town and its people whip ass and you’re the asshole”
“I walk around Portland, and I go, ‘Fuck you, assholes. Portland is fine.’” - John Darnielle, @themountaingoats.bsky.social. We're proud to claim you as a Portlander, sir.
The Mountain Goats Ascend to Revolution Hall
Mountain Goats frontman John Darnielle discusses musicals, his new album, and why he keeps coming home to Portland.
www.wweek.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
This is one of those things that I think is quietly important – when these people are talking shit about cities, Portland or Minneapolis or New York or Charlotte or wherever, you have to loudly say, “no, fuck you, you’re lying, that town and its people whip ass and you’re the asshole”
Have YOU done a primal scream in the desert recently? Feels good man. Hope no one mistook me for a mountain lion.
December 4, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Have YOU done a primal scream in the desert recently? Feels good man. Hope no one mistook me for a mountain lion.
#QuentinTarantino continues to be my most annoying college ex-boyfriend.
December 4, 2025 at 1:48 AM
#QuentinTarantino continues to be my most annoying college ex-boyfriend.
Proud to be an Arizonan. Fuck off Trump
Senator Ruben Gallego didn't mince words. Read the full daily bulletin: www.meidasplus.com/p/today-in-p...
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Proud to be an Arizonan. Fuck off Trump
One of my favorite sounds is the sad trombone clip that plays any time an antique has lost value on Antiques Roadshow. It’s funny every time. 🎼
November 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
One of my favorite sounds is the sad trombone clip that plays any time an antique has lost value on Antiques Roadshow. It’s funny every time. 🎼
Every good house party needs a YouTube music video playlist playing at low/moderate volume. It’s obvious why you need music, but the additional visuals provide nice social icebreakers like “Oh, why are they in space?” Or “LOL, I’d wear that outfit, who doesn’t want red leather shorts?”
November 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Every good house party needs a YouTube music video playlist playing at low/moderate volume. It’s obvious why you need music, but the additional visuals provide nice social icebreakers like “Oh, why are they in space?” Or “LOL, I’d wear that outfit, who doesn’t want red leather shorts?”
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I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
Cliche, but bears repeating, “If you see someone stealing food; no you didn’t.”
November 8, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Cliche, but bears repeating, “If you see someone stealing food; no you didn’t.”
What’s conservative feminism?
Did Knee-Jerk Contrarianism Ruin the New York Times?
November 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
What’s conservative feminism?
2/2 This is utterly heartbreaking for this woman, who is just doing a job that LITERALLY DOESN’T PAY ENOUGH TO SURVIVE ON, but also the children under her care who just saw someone they trust and love get abducted by government stooges. I don’t know where we go from here, I truly don’t.
I don’t know how many times I’ve watched this video.
I don’t know how we’ve gotten to the point where men in full balaclavas can abduct daycare teachers while they’re watching children.
But I do know that this isn’t sustainable. Abolish ICE. There is no way to reform this.
I don’t know how we’ve gotten to the point where men in full balaclavas can abduct daycare teachers while they’re watching children.
But I do know that this isn’t sustainable. Abolish ICE. There is no way to reform this.
Federal agents pulling a woman out of Rayito Del Sol, a daycare by Lane Tech high school
November 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
2/2 This is utterly heartbreaking for this woman, who is just doing a job that LITERALLY DOESN’T PAY ENOUGH TO SURVIVE ON, but also the children under her care who just saw someone they trust and love get abducted by government stooges. I don’t know where we go from here, I truly don’t.
My first job at 15 was “daycare teacher” and it paid $5.15 an hour. I worked with a true angel named Maria who spoke broken English, but truly loved and cared for all the children in her room. And the kids loved her, as much as a secondary parent for some.1/2
I don’t know how many times I’ve watched this video.
I don’t know how we’ve gotten to the point where men in full balaclavas can abduct daycare teachers while they’re watching children.
But I do know that this isn’t sustainable. Abolish ICE. There is no way to reform this.
I don’t know how we’ve gotten to the point where men in full balaclavas can abduct daycare teachers while they’re watching children.
But I do know that this isn’t sustainable. Abolish ICE. There is no way to reform this.
Federal agents pulling a woman out of Rayito Del Sol, a daycare by Lane Tech high school
November 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
My first job at 15 was “daycare teacher” and it paid $5.15 an hour. I worked with a true angel named Maria who spoke broken English, but truly loved and cared for all the children in her room. And the kids loved her, as much as a secondary parent for some.1/2
May I re-introduce you to the LOCO MOKO?!?!
At its core, it’s: fried egg (soft on top, use the yolks as a sauce); Ground beef/spam; Gravy; on top of white rice.
The REAL magic of this dish is its flexibility. Use teriyaki sauce instead! Skip the meat and do a mushroom! Live your moko dreams!
At its core, it’s: fried egg (soft on top, use the yolks as a sauce); Ground beef/spam; Gravy; on top of white rice.
The REAL magic of this dish is its flexibility. Use teriyaki sauce instead! Skip the meat and do a mushroom! Live your moko dreams!
IT IS TIME FOR BLUESKY RECIPE POSTING
do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.
do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.
November 4, 2025 at 5:56 PM
May I re-introduce you to the LOCO MOKO?!?!
At its core, it’s: fried egg (soft on top, use the yolks as a sauce); Ground beef/spam; Gravy; on top of white rice.
The REAL magic of this dish is its flexibility. Use teriyaki sauce instead! Skip the meat and do a mushroom! Live your moko dreams!
At its core, it’s: fried egg (soft on top, use the yolks as a sauce); Ground beef/spam; Gravy; on top of white rice.
The REAL magic of this dish is its flexibility. Use teriyaki sauce instead! Skip the meat and do a mushroom! Live your moko dreams!
“The Illuminati” is not a true organization in the fraternity sense, but a useful metaphor for class warfare. It’s all the rooms and private parties and secret deals full of unimaginably wealthy sociopaths that us commoners will never be privy to.
November 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
“The Illuminati” is not a true organization in the fraternity sense, but a useful metaphor for class warfare. It’s all the rooms and private parties and secret deals full of unimaginably wealthy sociopaths that us commoners will never be privy to.
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I feel like I say this every year but I really need people to hear it. Halloween is the best American holiday. Just kids outside welcomed into their world, marching around together, showing off their costumes to the elderly, parents meeting parents, neighbors catching up with neighbors.
November 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I feel like I say this every year but I really need people to hear it. Halloween is the best American holiday. Just kids outside welcomed into their world, marching around together, showing off their costumes to the elderly, parents meeting parents, neighbors catching up with neighbors.
www.space.com/astronomy/co... I am SO intrigued, what is this interstellar object UP to? What’s its DEAL?!?
Interstellar invader Comet 3I/ATLAS is still full of surprises — an unexpected brightening has scientists baffled
Interstellar invader Comet 3I/ATLAS is still full of surprises — an unexpected brightening has scientists baffled
www.space.com
October 31, 2025 at 11:40 PM
www.space.com/astronomy/co... I am SO intrigued, what is this interstellar object UP to? What’s its DEAL?!?