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Every time I'm in a restaurant I remember Kevin McAleer's reply to a waiter who told him the Soup Of The Day.

"Where there any other contenders?"
"Um, no?"
"A hollow victory, then".
December 19, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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I also want to say thank you to the person who introduced me to the French word 'beaucoup' this year. It means a lot.
December 19, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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“This painting of my cat is useless!”
“Do you know who the purr portraiter is?"
December 18, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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We don’t do court reports, especially when it comes to violent crime, but there’s always an exception.
December 9, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...

Feel free to 'Peru'-se the rest of my website ha ha ha peruse ha ha
December 6, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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"Helluva lotta work building a motte and bailey castle"
"Keep on top of it?"
"That's the standard design, yes"
August 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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I'd love to be Archbishop of Canterbury one day. Perhaps I'm being overambishops.
November 30, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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always be there
November 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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The word twice. So good they named it twice.
November 18, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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A recent poll asked what the best thing about living in Switzerland was. No one was too sure but the flag is a big plus.
November 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Following Prince Andrew’s titles being removed, Prince Edward becomes the Duke Of York. Basically, it all shifts up one. For instance, I’m now my next door neighbour, Pauline Cathcart.
October 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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My book 'How To Say No Emphatically In German' now available - only £9.99!
October 28, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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Oh no, someone’s torn the cover off my dictionary. And they’ve ripped all the pages out of either end.. It just goes from bad to worse!
October 22, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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Louvre robbery. French police release image of suspect.
October 19, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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You don't need to have read it to get the joke

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October 15, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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"27, Plymouth Argyle"
"Will play"
"13, Crewe Alexandra"
"That concludes the draw for the third round of the Sherpa Van Trophy. Ties will be played on the 17th and 18th of October"
September 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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September 18, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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September 17, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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"All those in favour of using a dog poo bag say 'Aye'"
"Aye!"
"Motion carried"
August 29, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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My earliest memory is me accidentally electrocuting myself.

It happened 10 minutes ago.
August 7, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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August 25, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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The 1973 film The Wicker Man (dir Robin Hardy) written by Anthony Shaffer and starring Edward Woodward is now available in other fabrics.
August 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Meanwhile, its kicking off on Twitter
August 15, 2025 at 9:38 PM