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Every time I'm in a restaurant I remember Kevin McAleer's reply to a waiter who told him the Soup Of The Day.
"Where there any other contenders?"
"Um, no?"
"A hollow victory, then".
"Where there any other contenders?"
"Um, no?"
"A hollow victory, then".
December 19, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Every time I'm in a restaurant I remember Kevin McAleer's reply to a waiter who told him the Soup Of The Day.
"Where there any other contenders?"
"Um, no?"
"A hollow victory, then".
"Where there any other contenders?"
"Um, no?"
"A hollow victory, then".
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I also want to say thank you to the person who introduced me to the French word 'beaucoup' this year. It means a lot.
December 19, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I also want to say thank you to the person who introduced me to the French word 'beaucoup' this year. It means a lot.
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“This painting of my cat is useless!”
“Do you know who the purr portraiter is?"
“Do you know who the purr portraiter is?"
December 18, 2025 at 9:57 AM
“This painting of my cat is useless!”
“Do you know who the purr portraiter is?"
“Do you know who the purr portraiter is?"
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We don’t do court reports, especially when it comes to violent crime, but there’s always an exception.
December 9, 2025 at 2:30 PM
We don’t do court reports, especially when it comes to violent crime, but there’s always an exception.
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www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...
Feel free to 'Peru'-se the rest of my website ha ha ha peruse ha ha
Feel free to 'Peru'-se the rest of my website ha ha ha peruse ha ha
December 6, 2025 at 2:08 PM
www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...
Feel free to 'Peru'-se the rest of my website ha ha ha peruse ha ha
Feel free to 'Peru'-se the rest of my website ha ha ha peruse ha ha
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"Helluva lotta work building a motte and bailey castle"
"Keep on top of it?"
"That's the standard design, yes"
"Keep on top of it?"
"That's the standard design, yes"
August 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
"Helluva lotta work building a motte and bailey castle"
"Keep on top of it?"
"That's the standard design, yes"
"Keep on top of it?"
"That's the standard design, yes"
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I'd love to be Archbishop of Canterbury one day. Perhaps I'm being overambishops.
November 30, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I'd love to be Archbishop of Canterbury one day. Perhaps I'm being overambishops.
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always be there
November 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
always be there
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The word twice. So good they named it twice.
November 18, 2025 at 9:18 AM
The word twice. So good they named it twice.
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A recent poll asked what the best thing about living in Switzerland was. No one was too sure but the flag is a big plus.
November 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
A recent poll asked what the best thing about living in Switzerland was. No one was too sure but the flag is a big plus.
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Following Prince Andrew’s titles being removed, Prince Edward becomes the Duke Of York. Basically, it all shifts up one. For instance, I’m now my next door neighbour, Pauline Cathcart.
October 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Following Prince Andrew’s titles being removed, Prince Edward becomes the Duke Of York. Basically, it all shifts up one. For instance, I’m now my next door neighbour, Pauline Cathcart.
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My book 'How To Say No Emphatically In German' now available - only £9.99!
October 28, 2025 at 11:40 AM
My book 'How To Say No Emphatically In German' now available - only £9.99!
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Oh no, someone’s torn the cover off my dictionary. And they’ve ripped all the pages out of either end.. It just goes from bad to worse!
October 22, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Oh no, someone’s torn the cover off my dictionary. And they’ve ripped all the pages out of either end.. It just goes from bad to worse!
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Louvre robbery. French police release image of suspect.
October 19, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Louvre robbery. French police release image of suspect.
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October 15, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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"27, Plymouth Argyle"
"Will play"
"13, Crewe Alexandra"
"That concludes the draw for the third round of the Sherpa Van Trophy. Ties will be played on the 17th and 18th of October"
"Will play"
"13, Crewe Alexandra"
"That concludes the draw for the third round of the Sherpa Van Trophy. Ties will be played on the 17th and 18th of October"
September 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
"27, Plymouth Argyle"
"Will play"
"13, Crewe Alexandra"
"That concludes the draw for the third round of the Sherpa Van Trophy. Ties will be played on the 17th and 18th of October"
"Will play"
"13, Crewe Alexandra"
"That concludes the draw for the third round of the Sherpa Van Trophy. Ties will be played on the 17th and 18th of October"
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"All those in favour of using a dog poo bag say 'Aye'"
"Aye!"
"Motion carried"
"Aye!"
"Motion carried"
August 29, 2025 at 9:37 AM
"All those in favour of using a dog poo bag say 'Aye'"
"Aye!"
"Motion carried"
"Aye!"
"Motion carried"
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My earliest memory is me accidentally electrocuting myself.
It happened 10 minutes ago.
It happened 10 minutes ago.
August 7, 2025 at 3:58 PM
My earliest memory is me accidentally electrocuting myself.
It happened 10 minutes ago.
It happened 10 minutes ago.
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August 25, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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The 1973 film The Wicker Man (dir Robin Hardy) written by Anthony Shaffer and starring Edward Woodward is now available in other fabrics.
August 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
The 1973 film The Wicker Man (dir Robin Hardy) written by Anthony Shaffer and starring Edward Woodward is now available in other fabrics.
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Meanwhile, its kicking off on Twitter
August 15, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Meanwhile, its kicking off on Twitter