Mary
@maryschumann.bsky.social
Realtor
Minneapolis/St. Paul MN
I love cycling,history, knitting, reading, cooking and mutts.
Minneapolis/St. Paul MN
I love cycling,history, knitting, reading, cooking and mutts.
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what do you mean you hate black licorice? do you also hate picking at that itchy little bit of skin around your fingernail? do you also hate walking in the rain when a cold breeze cuts through you? do you also hate the feeling of knowing you've let down a loved one?
December 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
what do you mean you hate black licorice? do you also hate picking at that itchy little bit of skin around your fingernail? do you also hate walking in the rain when a cold breeze cuts through you? do you also hate the feeling of knowing you've let down a loved one?
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Just saw a Parkland survivor post about being on lock down at Brown University.
We've failed generations of kids with our gun fetish
We've failed generations of kids with our gun fetish
December 13, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Just saw a Parkland survivor post about being on lock down at Brown University.
We've failed generations of kids with our gun fetish
We've failed generations of kids with our gun fetish
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Oh they don’t like the whistles? Hey everyone, they don’t like the whistles. If you use them it makes the armed goons sad.
Kristi Noem is mad that protesters are blowing whistles at ICE agents.
November 18, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Oh they don’t like the whistles? Hey everyone, they don’t like the whistles. If you use them it makes the armed goons sad.
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I’m in!
What if instead of Cyber Monday (aka Daddy Bezos Day), we did a Support Indie Media Monday?
What are your favorite indie publications? Who are some of your favorite freelance and indie reporters and commentators?
Can we make this a thing?
What are your favorite indie publications? Who are some of your favorite freelance and indie reporters and commentators?
Can we make this a thing?
November 13, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I’m in!
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This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.
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Seriously.
agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Seriously.
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Speaker Mike Johnson says our House of Representatives will be closed again next week. They have been out of session for almost 2 months! And unlike federal workers, they are still getting paid! 
November 8, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Speaker Mike Johnson says our House of Representatives will be closed again next week. They have been out of session for almost 2 months! And unlike federal workers, they are still getting paid! 
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Pretty fucked that the second most important liquid in the world is called “gas.”
July 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Pretty fucked that the second most important liquid in the world is called “gas.”
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Big fan of democracy but we'll have to admit it's an L of historic proportions to get subverted and destroyed not by some strategic genius but by possibly the dumbest man on earth
July 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Big fan of democracy but we'll have to admit it's an L of historic proportions to get subverted and destroyed not by some strategic genius but by possibly the dumbest man on earth
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I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
July 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
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Trying to take down one of the world’s finest universities, that attracts top global talent, and helps bring excellence and innovation to America is making us great? Or is this a loser desperate for a win?
May 27, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Trying to take down one of the world’s finest universities, that attracts top global talent, and helps bring excellence and innovation to America is making us great? Or is this a loser desperate for a win?
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I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the orcas now have two F/A-18 Hornets
May 7, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the orcas now have two F/A-18 Hornets
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Wow just spotted the world’s oldest Cybertruck.
May 2, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Wow just spotted the world’s oldest Cybertruck.
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What movie is this from?
April 28, 2025 at 12:42 PM
What movie is this from?
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Maybe federal judges will realize it's time to stop dicking around and time to start throwing people in jail themselves.
April 25, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Maybe federal judges will realize it's time to stop dicking around and time to start throwing people in jail themselves.
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these people hate DEI because they would be unemployable in any system where they couldn’t rely on favoritism and nepotism
April 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
these people hate DEI because they would be unemployable in any system where they couldn’t rely on favoritism and nepotism
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Serious question. Kristi Noem was pictured with a Rolex in El Salvador, and got 3k in cash stolen.
She has been on a govt salary for years.
Something aint right
She has been on a govt salary for years.
Something aint right
April 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Serious question. Kristi Noem was pictured with a Rolex in El Salvador, and got 3k in cash stolen.
She has been on a govt salary for years.
Something aint right
She has been on a govt salary for years.
Something aint right
Imagine spending your last day on earth with JD Vance. 🤮
April 21, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Imagine spending your last day on earth with JD Vance. 🤮
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thinking of becoming a full on pocket constitution guy
April 19, 2025 at 1:53 PM
thinking of becoming a full on pocket constitution guy
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Friendly reminder. In the United States, criminals are entitled to due process. Even if you pay hush money rig an election, steal top secret documents, or incite a mob to overthrow the government; no matter how egregious your crimes, you’re entitled to due process.
April 19, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Friendly reminder. In the United States, criminals are entitled to due process. Even if you pay hush money rig an election, steal top secret documents, or incite a mob to overthrow the government; no matter how egregious your crimes, you’re entitled to due process.
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pretty crazy watching the american president on live tv in the oval office planning the construction of concentration camps in a foreign country to house americans
April 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
pretty crazy watching the american president on live tv in the oval office planning the construction of concentration camps in a foreign country to house americans
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The USA has the most or near the most prisoners by capita in the world. The argument that the worst terrorists or criminals need to be shipped off to another country is only becuase they want to do it without having to prove in court that the individuals need to be inprisoned.
April 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The USA has the most or near the most prisoners by capita in the world. The argument that the worst terrorists or criminals need to be shipped off to another country is only becuase they want to do it without having to prove in court that the individuals need to be inprisoned.