marzalveins.bsky.social
@marzalveins.bsky.social
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One of my top grocery shopping hacks that I am giving away for free here: don't buy food that's very expensive
December 30, 2024 at 11:31 PM
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(living in a country where the most successful people are obscenely rich and shameless perverts and psychopaths) Time to teach my children to be honest and study hard in school
December 26, 2024 at 8:45 PM
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(setting alarms the night before travel) but what if i sleep in for the first time in 15 years tomorrow
December 23, 2024 at 10:49 PM
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How lower seeds are getting treated in CFP so far
December 21, 2024 at 10:49 PM
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December 15, 2024 at 11:22 PM
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December 13, 2024 at 11:19 PM
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Trae just loves playing the Knicks at MSG
December 12, 2024 at 2:37 AM
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38 years ago my father gave me my first computer. Today I will travel back in time to stop him.
December 11, 2024 at 2:07 AM
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ok
December 12, 2024 at 3:13 PM
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It's too long for bsky but I didn't want to cut it short so here is Julia Daniels on this subject last night on KARE 11 in MN www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAVo...
December 9, 2024 at 11:54 PM
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Clearly a charge even if their feet weren’t set
Grandma got run over by a reindeer, for real this time.
December 9, 2024 at 6:56 PM
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December 8, 2024 at 4:08 PM
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Saint Veronica, by Jacques Blanchard, early 17th century, 📸 via @nocontextcfb.bsky.social
December 7, 2024 at 8:43 PM
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Standards Lowered For Second Search Through Fridge
December 5, 2024 at 6:58 PM
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“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said
December 5, 2024 at 2:38 AM
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Incredible day, was watching with my Jets fan brother-in-law and it was glorious. Here’s the whole three touchdown sequence:
November 28, 2024 at 5:10 PM
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Death and the Child, by Edvard Munch, 1899, 📸 via @SportsCenter
November 24, 2024 at 9:40 PM
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godzilla is so cool and tall
November 20, 2024 at 8:52 AM
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November 20, 2024 at 8:29 AM
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Can’t believe they all still think Wheel of Fortune has 1 in 4 odds
November 18, 2024 at 9:42 AM
Greatly looking forward to InfoWars/Mavs crossover merch
I'm weirdly sanguine about my Mavs being the most mid team of all time. They are the laziest team I've seen play any sport that may win it all. Luka is just bored out of his mind. We will trade for a defender with an obvious personality disorder by February and go to the conference finals.
November 16, 2024 at 1:00 AM
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when will we get to call people on here
November 15, 2024 at 5:42 AM
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And when can I link my bank account for unclear reasons?
when will we get to call people on here
November 15, 2024 at 5:53 AM
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[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands
November 15, 2024 at 1:52 PM
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we’ll be four horsemen deep into the apocalypse and still going to work
November 14, 2024 at 6:20 PM