Greg
@gwiss.bsky.social
Former Managing Editor of The Kings Herald, now just a guy being dumb online.
Previously: Sactown Royalty, SB Nation, Sacramento Bee.
https://kingsherald.com/articles/and-in-case-i-dont-see-ya-good-afternoon-good-evening-and-light-the-beam/
Previously: Sactown Royalty, SB Nation, Sacramento Bee.
https://kingsherald.com/articles/and-in-case-i-dont-see-ya-good-afternoon-good-evening-and-light-the-beam/
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I’d demand Freaks and Geeks season two, with the original cast. I don’t care that they’re all in their late 40s.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I’d demand Freaks and Geeks season two, with the original cast. I don’t care that they’re all in their late 40s.
post a famous bathroom scene
November 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
post a famous bathroom scene
My contribution to the Thanksgiving pie discourse is that the correct ranking is as follows:
1. Pumpkin
2. Chocolate
3. Pecan
End of list.
Cooking big pieces of fruit into pies (like apple, blueberry, etc) is gross.
1. Pumpkin
2. Chocolate
3. Pecan
End of list.
Cooking big pieces of fruit into pies (like apple, blueberry, etc) is gross.
November 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
My contribution to the Thanksgiving pie discourse is that the correct ranking is as follows:
1. Pumpkin
2. Chocolate
3. Pecan
End of list.
Cooking big pieces of fruit into pies (like apple, blueberry, etc) is gross.
1. Pumpkin
2. Chocolate
3. Pecan
End of list.
Cooking big pieces of fruit into pies (like apple, blueberry, etc) is gross.
Great shot of a great moment in that game.
November 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Great shot of a great moment in that game.
Missed the game last night so I’ve been watching it this afternoon. The execution late in the 4th and in OT was just so good. Great game for Keegan, DeRozan, and Monk. I especially love seeing Keegan be aggressive in big moments.
November 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Missed the game last night so I’ve been watching it this afternoon. The execution late in the 4th and in OT was just so good. Great game for Keegan, DeRozan, and Monk. I especially love seeing Keegan be aggressive in big moments.
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"device hoarding" also known as: When someone hasn't replaced the one phone that they have in a few years because they had no reason to. Words used to mean things.
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
"device hoarding" also known as: When someone hasn't replaced the one phone that they have in a few years because they had no reason to. Words used to mean things.
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Time for my usual morning routine, pouring myself a cup of coffee and checking the stock price of the company "Nvidia" to find out if the entire economy has crashed
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Time for my usual morning routine, pouring myself a cup of coffee and checking the stock price of the company "Nvidia" to find out if the entire economy has crashed
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come on, dude
November 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
come on, dude
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Look, Jock Landale outscoring Nikola Jokic is just something you have to live with if you're Denver. The key is limiting his supporting cast.
November 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Look, Jock Landale outscoring Nikola Jokic is just something you have to live with if you're Denver. The key is limiting his supporting cast.
Congratulations to @carmichaeldave.bsky.social on joining the Lakers roster.
The Los Angeles Lakers are signing center Drew Timme to a two-way NBA deal from their South Bay team, agents Deddrick Faison and Rich Gray tell ESPN. Timme played for the Nets to finish last season and then joined Lakers' G League, averaging 25.5 points, 8 rebounds, 4 assists.
November 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Congratulations to @carmichaeldave.bsky.social on joining the Lakers roster.
The losing streak is over. Long live the losing streak!
The 8-game losing streak is over. Can Sacramento win consecutive games for the first time this season?
The Kings played competitive basketball on Saturday in Denver. Let’s see if they can do it again.
Kings vs. T-Wolves. 7 PM PT.
The Kings played competitive basketball on Saturday in Denver. Let’s see if they can do it again.
Kings vs. T-Wolves. 7 PM PT.
November 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
The losing streak is over. Long live the losing streak!
Scott Perry’s interview with the Athletic is insulting to any Kings fan with half a brain.
I’m sure some of the local Sacramento media will happily eat it up.
Good work by Sam Amick on the interview though. Asked the right questions and let Perry talk himself in circles.
I’m sure some of the local Sacramento media will happily eat it up.
Good work by Sam Amick on the interview though. Asked the right questions and let Perry talk himself in circles.
November 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Scott Perry’s interview with the Athletic is insulting to any Kings fan with half a brain.
I’m sure some of the local Sacramento media will happily eat it up.
Good work by Sam Amick on the interview though. Asked the right questions and let Perry talk himself in circles.
I’m sure some of the local Sacramento media will happily eat it up.
Good work by Sam Amick on the interview though. Asked the right questions and let Perry talk himself in circles.
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[wife replies to text that I found a genie]
dont do a thing im almost home
[she pulls up and the car from the cars movie is in the driveway]
dont do a thing im almost home
[she pulls up and the car from the cars movie is in the driveway]
November 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
[wife replies to text that I found a genie]
dont do a thing im almost home
[she pulls up and the car from the cars movie is in the driveway]
dont do a thing im almost home
[she pulls up and the car from the cars movie is in the driveway]
The Kings are a flat circle
So in 2066, the Kings will be coached by Keegan Murray?
November 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
The Kings are a flat circle
I was thinking about the Kings beating the Nuggets on Saturday and remembered that in 1986 the lowly Kings managed to beat the juggernaut Celtics. The Kings were led that game by Mike Woodson, current Kings lead assistant (and likely next interim head coach).
November 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I was thinking about the Kings beating the Nuggets on Saturday and remembered that in 1986 the lowly Kings managed to beat the juggernaut Celtics. The Kings were led that game by Mike Woodson, current Kings lead assistant (and likely next interim head coach).
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Rebuild talk is fine but don’t forget it could have been avoided by
1. Getting deal done with Siakam
2. Signing anyone with length/can play defense after 2023 season
3. Not trading Fox for LaVine
4. Starting rebuild when you traded Fox
5. Not signing DeRozan
Out of characters
1. Getting deal done with Siakam
2. Signing anyone with length/can play defense after 2023 season
3. Not trading Fox for LaVine
4. Starting rebuild when you traded Fox
5. Not signing DeRozan
Out of characters
November 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Rebuild talk is fine but don’t forget it could have been avoided by
1. Getting deal done with Siakam
2. Signing anyone with length/can play defense after 2023 season
3. Not trading Fox for LaVine
4. Starting rebuild when you traded Fox
5. Not signing DeRozan
Out of characters
1. Getting deal done with Siakam
2. Signing anyone with length/can play defense after 2023 season
3. Not trading Fox for LaVine
4. Starting rebuild when you traded Fox
5. Not signing DeRozan
Out of characters
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Our founding fathers could not have anticipated the rise of Victor Wembanyama when they wrote the Constitution
November 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Our founding fathers could not have anticipated the rise of Victor Wembanyama when they wrote the Constitution
Was just hoping for a competitive game, this turned out to be a good one.
November 23, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Was just hoping for a competitive game, this turned out to be a good one.
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WIFE: the doctor said i need a hip replacement
ME: *opens thesaurus* how about “chic”
ME: *opens thesaurus* how about “chic”
November 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
WIFE: the doctor said i need a hip replacement
ME: *opens thesaurus* how about “chic”
ME: *opens thesaurus* how about “chic”
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Ah, the hopeful joy of wearing a new shirt, and the quiet fear that it changes nothing
November 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Ah, the hopeful joy of wearing a new shirt, and the quiet fear that it changes nothing
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Ugh, I drank all this tea to help me sleep, but I just keep going to the bathroom... *checks label* oh no! Celestial Seasonings Peepeetime Tea?!
January 1, 2024 at 3:09 AM
Ugh, I drank all this tea to help me sleep, but I just keep going to the bathroom... *checks label* oh no! Celestial Seasonings Peepeetime Tea?!
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