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Greg

@gwiss.bsky.social

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Former Managing Editor of The Kings Herald, now just a guy being dumb online. Previously: Sactown Royalty, SB Nation, Sacramento Bee. https://kingsherald.com/articles/and-in-case-i-dont-see-ya-good-afternoon-good-evening-and-light-the-beam/

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Greg @gwiss.bsky.social · Nov 7

Me after every post

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 6h

If you listen closely you can hear saying “I’m Cam Skattebo and this is Jackass” before every carry

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Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 6h

Jackson Dart going for a first down

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Greg @gwiss.bsky.social · 6h

Dart and Scattebro are gonna make me the Giants. Dammit.

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Jared Dubin @jadubin5.bsky.social · 10h

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Greg @gwiss.bsky.social · 10h

Oh well, at least we didn’t overpay him and for several seasons

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Greg @gwiss.bsky.social · 11h

Hennessy causes sciatica pain, according to the 2025 standards for scientific correlation.

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Basquiatball @basquiatball.bsky.social · 11h

Fuck he really is in his 40s now

Khobi Price @khobiprice.bsky.social · 11h

Lakers say LeBron James will be reevaluated in approximately 3-4 weeks for sciatica on his right side.

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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 18h

I could watch this a thousand times.

James G @orth.ca · 1d

Vladdy: "DAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE!"

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Gourmet Spud @gourmetspud.bsky.social · 20h

How did he know

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Bryant West @bswest5.bsky.social · 1d

Nique Clifford: 9 assists in 24 minutes.
Sabonis, DeRozan, Murray, LaVine, Schroder, Monk, and Ellis combined: 9 assists in 133 minutes.

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Greg @gwiss.bsky.social · 1d

It’s really weird to get nostalgic about the song “Get Low”

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actioncookBOOk @actioncookbook.com · 1d

me every time they show Yankees fans despondent as their team trails in an elimination game

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Nate @thenatewolf.bsky.social · 1d

Saw a video called "How The World's Strongest Anchor Chains Are Made" but I can't get that riled up before bed. I'll watch it before my next workout.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 1d

Be the reason they start searching bags for googly eyes at the entrance to your local zoo.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 1d

Where’d You Put the Body, Charlie Brown

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ceej @ceej.online · 1d

dying with a spooky halloween profile name

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 1d

Trying to speedrun martial law before the economy collapses

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Greg @gwiss.bsky.social · 1d

the attendants aren’t going to like that!

Greg @gwiss.bsky.social · 1d

What if the Lakers hadn’t backed out of the Buddy Hield trade at the last second?

- no Russ in LA
- better depth and complimentary pieces in LA
- reshapes Kings roster
- Buddy Hield no longer available as part of Haliburton/Sabonis trade

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Dan Devine @yourmandevine.bsky.social · 1d

Someday Tim Robinson is going to play Bobby Marks in a sketch with a total combined audience of six people, and I am going to start radiating pure white light and ascend to another plane of existence

Oh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24.bsky.social · 1d

Russ wouldn't be able to sign with the Rockets until after Christmas

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 2d

i came here to make some friends and share some bubblegum and there’s plenty to go around

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 2d

*quietly beatboxing while the judge delivers my sentence

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Greg @gwiss.bsky.social · 2d

I noticed and appreciate that you put the Bulls and Kings together on the list. Forever intertwined in mediocrity and mismanagement.

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Bryan Toporek @btoporek.bsky.social · 2d

The Knicks blowing their war chest on Bridges/KAT and not having enough left for Giannis even though he reportedly WANTED TO GO THERE is a delicious subplot.

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Greg @gwiss.bsky.social · 2d

“You will sit in there and read the back of the shampoo bottle, dammit!”

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