Greg
@gwiss.bsky.social
Former Managing Editor of The Kings Herald, now just a guy being dumb online.
Previously: Sactown Royalty, SB Nation, Sacramento Bee.
https://kingsherald.com/articles/and-in-case-i-dont-see-ya-good-afternoon-good-evening-and-light-the-beam/
Previously: Sactown Royalty, SB Nation, Sacramento Bee.
https://kingsherald.com/articles/and-in-case-i-dont-see-ya-good-afternoon-good-evening-and-light-the-beam/
Pinned
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"Homer, that crazy lady who lives
in our trash pile attacked me again."
"That's not the way she tells it."
in our trash pile attacked me again."
"That's not the way she tells it."
November 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
"Homer, that crazy lady who lives
in our trash pile attacked me again."
"That's not the way she tells it."
in our trash pile attacked me again."
"That's not the way she tells it."
I don’t know how they expect anyone to focus on work today knowing that there are NBA Cup games tonight.
November 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I don’t know how they expect anyone to focus on work today knowing that there are NBA Cup games tonight.
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Planning a Gen Alpha remake called “Six Seven Samurai.”
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Planning a Gen Alpha remake called “Six Seven Samurai.”
Listen, if I had a dollar for every time Kuzma was about to be a Sacramento King since Vivek took over, I could just buy the Kings.
Story: Reporting on Ja Morant trade talks, Timberwolves forward Jaden McDaniels and their point guard search, new trade talk updates on Kings players Domantas Sabonis, Zach LaVine, DeMar DeRozan, and Keon Ellis, plus Celtics and Nets intel.
November 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Listen, if I had a dollar for every time Kuzma was about to be a Sacramento King since Vivek took over, I could just buy the Kings.
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People on here will skeet anything. "Snarf had hoes." No he didn't. That isn't true.
Why was the Thundercats call to arms "ho"
November 26, 2025 at 1:32 PM
People on here will skeet anything. "Snarf had hoes." No he didn't. That isn't true.
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give me fuel
give me fire
give me an extinguisher, this immediately got out of hand
give me fire
give me an extinguisher, this immediately got out of hand
November 26, 2025 at 11:44 AM
give me fuel
give me fire
give me an extinguisher, this immediately got out of hand
give me fire
give me an extinguisher, this immediately got out of hand
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“RE-PR-SENT-A-TIVE!!!”
September 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
“RE-PR-SENT-A-TIVE!!!”
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Feeling seen (being left on read)
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Feeling seen (being left on read)
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Nobody cares what grade you’re in, Mercury. Get a job.
November 25, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Nobody cares what grade you’re in, Mercury. Get a job.
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🎶come with me
And you'll see
Why I'm on these medications🎶
And you'll see
Why I'm on these medications🎶
November 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
🎶come with me
And you'll see
Why I'm on these medications🎶
And you'll see
Why I'm on these medications🎶
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Why do all the inkblots look like sexy clowns
November 26, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Why do all the inkblots look like sexy clowns
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Sorry, I’m gonna be pretty late, man, I absolutely do not want to be there at all
November 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Sorry, I’m gonna be pretty late, man, I absolutely do not want to be there at all
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Alexa, show me how to love without the fear of loss
November 26, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Alexa, show me how to love without the fear of loss
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Magic never did it in a Cup game, either.
The Lakers relayed that Luka Doncic already eclipsed Magic Johnson for 10th place on the Lakers' all-time list for most 40-point regular season games. Luka has 10. Gail Goodrich is No. 9 with 11.
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Magic never did it in a Cup game, either.
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one of these but with a hot dog
November 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
one of these but with a hot dog
I’d demand Freaks and Geeks season two, with the original cast. I don’t care that they’re all in their late 40s.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I’d demand Freaks and Geeks season two, with the original cast. I don’t care that they’re all in their late 40s.
post a famous bathroom scene
November 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
post a famous bathroom scene
My contribution to the Thanksgiving pie discourse is that the correct ranking is as follows:
1. Pumpkin
2. Chocolate
3. Pecan
End of list.
Cooking big pieces of fruit into pies (like apple, blueberry, etc) is gross.
1. Pumpkin
2. Chocolate
3. Pecan
End of list.
Cooking big pieces of fruit into pies (like apple, blueberry, etc) is gross.
November 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
My contribution to the Thanksgiving pie discourse is that the correct ranking is as follows:
1. Pumpkin
2. Chocolate
3. Pecan
End of list.
Cooking big pieces of fruit into pies (like apple, blueberry, etc) is gross.
1. Pumpkin
2. Chocolate
3. Pecan
End of list.
Cooking big pieces of fruit into pies (like apple, blueberry, etc) is gross.
Great shot of a great moment in that game.
November 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Great shot of a great moment in that game.
Missed the game last night so I’ve been watching it this afternoon. The execution late in the 4th and in OT was just so good. Great game for Keegan, DeRozan, and Monk. I especially love seeing Keegan be aggressive in big moments.
November 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Missed the game last night so I’ve been watching it this afternoon. The execution late in the 4th and in OT was just so good. Great game for Keegan, DeRozan, and Monk. I especially love seeing Keegan be aggressive in big moments.
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"device hoarding" also known as: When someone hasn't replaced the one phone that they have in a few years because they had no reason to. Words used to mean things.
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
"device hoarding" also known as: When someone hasn't replaced the one phone that they have in a few years because they had no reason to. Words used to mean things.
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Time for my usual morning routine, pouring myself a cup of coffee and checking the stock price of the company "Nvidia" to find out if the entire economy has crashed
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Time for my usual morning routine, pouring myself a cup of coffee and checking the stock price of the company "Nvidia" to find out if the entire economy has crashed
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come on, dude
November 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
come on, dude
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Look, Jock Landale outscoring Nikola Jokic is just something you have to live with if you're Denver. The key is limiting his supporting cast.
November 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Look, Jock Landale outscoring Nikola Jokic is just something you have to live with if you're Denver. The key is limiting his supporting cast.