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@mattbrowndotcom.bsky.social
· Nov 15
The Sleeves tweet was mentioned in the epstein emails
Cracking open a cold one (of figgy pudding) with my father-in-law
December 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Cracking open a cold one (of figgy pudding) with my father-in-law
Im incapable of remembering what OOMF means, everytime i see it i have to look it up again
December 21, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Im incapable of remembering what OOMF means, everytime i see it i have to look it up again
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i mean it's fine. the legislation specifically said they couldn't do that but what is congress going to do
Oh.
December 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
i mean it's fine. the legislation specifically said they couldn't do that but what is congress going to do
Guy who basically hasn't had to work all month, "I probably need to take a nap before I listen to that podcast"
December 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Guy who basically hasn't had to work all month, "I probably need to take a nap before I listen to that podcast"
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Jedi should carry a second non-lethal weapon so they have more options in a fight than slicing somebody in half.
December 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Jedi should carry a second non-lethal weapon so they have more options in a fight than slicing somebody in half.
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So the Trump FBI has let a serial killer get away
December 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
So the Trump FBI has let a serial killer get away
I'm going fucking nuts off the figgy pudding
December 18, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I'm going fucking nuts off the figgy pudding
The only list of this kind ever that hasn't left out the Chicago White Sox
For anyone worried AI will replace all of us.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
December 17, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The only list of this kind ever that hasn't left out the Chicago White Sox
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My friend Josiah's murderer will have served 4.5 years for his crime. DuPage County never took the crime seriously because they wanted to sweep "black on black" crime under their lily white rug as quickly as possible
Terry Kennedy Set for Release After Serving Time in Fatal...
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www.complex.com
December 16, 2025 at 1:56 AM
My friend Josiah's murderer will have served 4.5 years for his crime. DuPage County never took the crime seriously because they wanted to sweep "black on black" crime under their lily white rug as quickly as possible
My weird rich cousins from St Louis all had waterbeds. 20/20
December 15, 2025 at 3:42 PM
My weird rich cousins from St Louis all had waterbeds. 20/20
"When i come down there you better not be dressed like an elf!"
December 15, 2025 at 5:13 AM
"When i come down there you better not be dressed like an elf!"
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Pardon me, but *holy shit* chicago.suntimes.com/the-watchdog...
December 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Pardon me, but *holy shit* chicago.suntimes.com/the-watchdog...
If i meet the people responsible for car commercials that make you cry i will run them through with a spear
December 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
If i meet the people responsible for car commercials that make you cry i will run them through with a spear
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im going to sue my children until they love and respect me
December 14, 2025 at 6:19 AM
im going to sue my children until they love and respect me
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with Gillette featuring Copilot, we’re gonna slice up your face so bad. it’s gonna suck for you. the razor is broke because we fucked with it. the AI made it into more of a trap than anything else. this is the only razor you can buy now.
December 11, 2025 at 11:54 PM
with Gillette featuring Copilot, we’re gonna slice up your face so bad. it’s gonna suck for you. the razor is broke because we fucked with it. the AI made it into more of a trap than anything else. this is the only razor you can buy now.
I'd like to see AI try to match the expertise and passion of the human hand
December 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I'd like to see AI try to match the expertise and passion of the human hand
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that's a fitting cover. digital edit overlaying imagery of people who actually performed labor and built things people needed
BREAKING: Trump nor Charlie Kirk won Time Person of the Year!
December 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
that's a fitting cover. digital edit overlaying imagery of people who actually performed labor and built things people needed
The fuck is "roof man"
December 11, 2025 at 6:45 AM
The fuck is "roof man"
@seancasten.bsky.social you have always been a huge bitch. Go fall in a hole
Chicago-area Dems voting yes: Casten, Underwood, Quigley, Schneider, Mrvan
@seancasten.bsky.social @underwood.house.gov @quigley.house.gov @repschneider.bsky.social @repmrvan.bsky.social
@seancasten.bsky.social @underwood.house.gov @quigley.house.gov @repschneider.bsky.social @repmrvan.bsky.social
As Trump drags us into an Iraq-style war in Venezuela, 312 members of the House — including 115 Democrats — just voted to authorize over $900 billion in military spending.
December 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
@seancasten.bsky.social you have always been a huge bitch. Go fall in a hole
So what if the abyss stares back at me, what should i care?
December 9, 2025 at 1:42 PM
So what if the abyss stares back at me, what should i care?
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How my homunculus pilfers the guard's keys when he breaks me out of the king's dungeon:
December 7, 2025 at 2:47 AM
How my homunculus pilfers the guard's keys when he breaks me out of the king's dungeon:
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(guy who doesn’t know what KFC is)
hey we should get some of those apple pie flavored poppers I’ve heard about
hey we should get some of those apple pie flavored poppers I’ve heard about
I had these for dessert. Tasty, but like most puff pastry, doesn't travel well. Yours sounds better
December 8, 2025 at 1:27 AM
(guy who doesn’t know what KFC is)
hey we should get some of those apple pie flavored poppers I’ve heard about
hey we should get some of those apple pie flavored poppers I’ve heard about