Matt Whitman
@matthewwhitman.bsky.social
husband, father, lawyer, jiu-jitsu tackling dummy
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
I'm a white guy in his 50s so I listen to a lot of podcasts. [wait, don't block me.] Here are a few specific podcast episodes that I come back to again and again; they offer us beauty. First, one of Nate DiMeo's best, from 2017:
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
Episode 115: A Brief Eulogy for a Commercial Radio Station
Podcast Episode · the memory palace · 08/21/2022 · 11m
podcasts.apple.com
December 4, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I'm a white guy in his 50s so I listen to a lot of podcasts. [wait, don't block me.] Here are a few specific podcast episodes that I come back to again and again; they offer us beauty. First, one of Nate DiMeo's best, from 2017:
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
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Every year I see this remix with just men’s sports, so… Happy Thanksgiving from Good Game with Sarah Spain! 🫘🫛🥔🍅
P.S. Check out the editing skills on yer girl. Watch out world, I’m starting to figure out this whole content creator thing…
P.S. Check out the editing skills on yer girl. Watch out world, I’m starting to figure out this whole content creator thing…
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Every year I see this remix with just men’s sports, so… Happy Thanksgiving from Good Game with Sarah Spain! 🫘🫛🥔🍅
P.S. Check out the editing skills on yer girl. Watch out world, I’m starting to figure out this whole content creator thing…
P.S. Check out the editing skills on yer girl. Watch out world, I’m starting to figure out this whole content creator thing…
I love jiujitsu though I am long past my expiry date. This from the NYTM is great, and about Craig Jones, my hero:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/m...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/m...
The Athlete Trolling His Way Through Jiu-Jitsu’s Culture Wars
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I love jiujitsu though I am long past my expiry date. This from the NYTM is great, and about Craig Jones, my hero:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/m...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/m...
It is 34-7 with 4:40 left in the game, Matthew Stafford why are you playing
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 AM
It is 34-7 with 4:40 left in the game, Matthew Stafford why are you playing
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had me in the first half not gonna lie BUT IT DOMINATED THE FOURTH QUARTER www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
Part 1: How I Found Out
Olivia had just returned from a reporting trip—at least that’s what she told me it was—and her Herschel backpack, the one with the flap that never quite closed properly, was tossed beside our bed, its...
www.telos.news
November 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
had me in the first half not gonna lie BUT IT DOMINATED THE FOURTH QUARTER www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
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Good things are possible and we don't have to settle 😭
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Good things are possible and we don't have to settle 😭
George Kittle, tight end for the SF 49ers, has a full-back tattoo on his right hand of Hobbes.
www.nbcsportsbayarea.com/nfl/san-fran...
www.nbcsportsbayarea.com/nfl/san-fran...
George Kittle, Kyle Shanahan explain tight end's failed jet sweep in 49ers' Week 9 win vs. Giants
George Kittle and Kyle Shanahan broke down the tight end's jet sweep attempt in the San Francisco 49ers' win over the New York Giants.
www.nbcsportsbayarea.com
November 4, 2025 at 2:36 AM
George Kittle, tight end for the SF 49ers, has a full-back tattoo on his right hand of Hobbes.
www.nbcsportsbayarea.com/nfl/san-fran...
www.nbcsportsbayarea.com/nfl/san-fran...
I have just been informed that my parents have put a content control on my Fortnite account.
I am 54.
I am 54.
November 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I have just been informed that my parents have put a content control on my Fortnite account.
I am 54.
I am 54.
hat tip to @mattlevineofficial.bsky.social : you have got to read this amazing story about a dude using snails farms for tax evasion in London office buildings. There is a picture of the snail-tax-man, and he is DELIGHTED
www.londoncentric.media/p/terry-ball...
www.londoncentric.media/p/terry-ball...
The snail farmer of London, his mafia friends, and a £20m vendetta against the taxman
Terry Ball runs elaborate mollusc-based tax avoidance schemes that are costing London councils millions of pounds. Yet when London Centric tracks him down, an even stranger story emerges.
www.londoncentric.media
October 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM
hat tip to @mattlevineofficial.bsky.social : you have got to read this amazing story about a dude using snails farms for tax evasion in London office buildings. There is a picture of the snail-tax-man, and he is DELIGHTED
www.londoncentric.media/p/terry-ball...
www.londoncentric.media/p/terry-ball...
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average Dem strategist: we must focus on bipartisan policies that undercut Republican attacks
average Dem voter: having studied the denazification of Germany, we must raze the RNC and leave JD Vance clutching a single wool blanket in a cell after we strip him of everything
average Dem voter: having studied the denazification of Germany, we must raze the RNC and leave JD Vance clutching a single wool blanket in a cell after we strip him of everything
August 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
average Dem strategist: we must focus on bipartisan policies that undercut Republican attacks
average Dem voter: having studied the denazification of Germany, we must raze the RNC and leave JD Vance clutching a single wool blanket in a cell after we strip him of everything
average Dem voter: having studied the denazification of Germany, we must raze the RNC and leave JD Vance clutching a single wool blanket in a cell after we strip him of everything
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RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
Outcry grows after multiple trans users were targeted for mild criticisms of the anti-trans billionaire.
Bluesky silenced trans voices over J.K. Rowling, here’s why
Outcry grows after multiple trans users were targeted for mild criticisms of the anti-trans billionaire.
bit.ly
August 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
I just watched the #onechampionship fight between Tye Ruotolo and Dante Leon. The fight was unsurprising but Dante had a dude in his corner with amazing hockey flow. #canada
May 3, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I just watched the #onechampionship fight between Tye Ruotolo and Dante Leon. The fight was unsurprising but Dante had a dude in his corner with amazing hockey flow. #canada
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LEAKED: Messages from the exclusive billionaire’s-only MAGA group text
April 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
LEAKED: Messages from the exclusive billionaire’s-only MAGA group text
the rule is the rule is the rule
We can upload 3 minute videos now.
YOU KNOW THE RULE
YOU KNOW THE RULE
March 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
the rule is the rule is the rule
Just watched the @onefc.bsky.social fight between Rodrigues and McManamon and I have NEVER seen a champion as utterly unbothered by her challenger. I don’t think Rodrigues ever opened her mouth to breathe until round 4. Domination.
March 8, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Just watched the @onefc.bsky.social fight between Rodrigues and McManamon and I have NEVER seen a champion as utterly unbothered by her challenger. I don’t think Rodrigues ever opened her mouth to breathe until round 4. Domination.
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Sign by the sink in men’s washroom, NY Supreme Court.
February 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Sign by the sink in men’s washroom, NY Supreme Court.
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TROMBONE SHORTY!
February 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
TROMBONE SHORTY!
I missed a bunch of 2000s R&B because I was having kids, but just listened to the "Umbrella" episode by @harvilla.bsky.social and I am now obsessed with J. Holiday
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February 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I missed a bunch of 2000s R&B because I was having kids, but just listened to the "Umbrella" episode by @harvilla.bsky.social and I am now obsessed with J. Holiday
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I vote. I contribute to progressive legislators. I volunteer.
But I am turning off NPR and unfollowing my bsky commentators who otherwise do so much good work.
I need to survive this four years however I can.
But I am turning off NPR and unfollowing my bsky commentators who otherwise do so much good work.
I need to survive this four years however I can.
January 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I vote. I contribute to progressive legislators. I volunteer.
But I am turning off NPR and unfollowing my bsky commentators who otherwise do so much good work.
I need to survive this four years however I can.
But I am turning off NPR and unfollowing my bsky commentators who otherwise do so much good work.
I need to survive this four years however I can.
I love sports, and I love sports podcasts. But this whole "will Mike Tomlin be traded/be fired" is one of the weirdest things in media. Just got a big extension, team doesn't fire coaches, he doesn't lose, has a no-trade clause, etc.
People are just desperate for content.
People are just desperate for content.
January 18, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I love sports, and I love sports podcasts. But this whole "will Mike Tomlin be traded/be fired" is one of the weirdest things in media. Just got a big extension, team doesn't fire coaches, he doesn't lose, has a no-trade clause, etc.
People are just desperate for content.
People are just desperate for content.