Matt King
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Can Mamdani create a Department of Municipal Jesters so Curtis Sliwa and Eric Adams can just give daily press conferences?
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New York City Mayor Eric Adams is on Capitol Hill today.
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He tells me about Zohran Mamdani announcing he's moving into Gracie Mansion:
"Beware of the ghost. I told [Zohran] about it. So the ghost is there. It's a friendly ghost, as long as you're doing right by the city. If you don't become right by the city, he turns into a poltergeist."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hf7ezrajxadu7v3tzcyij424/bafkreigis3istuaryrpny4ksmoh46xcs3yfowvfuj3t3iouxpy5uiyw2fq@jpeg)
December 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Can Mamdani create a Department of Municipal Jesters so Curtis Sliwa and Eric Adams can just give daily press conferences?
He also burned a guy’s house down. But they’re friends again now. Masculinity is a rich tapestry.
December 7, 2025 at 4:05 PM
He also burned a guy’s house down. But they’re friends again now. Masculinity is a rich tapestry.
“I say Jeeves, my mate from Stanford has a cracking idea for a startup. It’s a fixed route, multi-passenger ride sharing company”
“Forgive me, sir. But I believe what you are describing is a bus. They are already quite common.”
“Forgive me, sir. But I believe what you are describing is a bus. They are already quite common.”
rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
November 29, 2025 at 3:04 PM
“I say Jeeves, my mate from Stanford has a cracking idea for a startup. It’s a fixed route, multi-passenger ride sharing company”
“Forgive me, sir. But I believe what you are describing is a bus. They are already quite common.”
“Forgive me, sir. But I believe what you are describing is a bus. They are already quite common.”
I met a traveller from an antique land,
Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Skank in the desert. . .
Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Skank in the desert. . .
Look on my Works, ye Mighty Mighty Bosstones, and despair
November 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I met a traveller from an antique land,
Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Skank in the desert. . .
Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Skank in the desert. . .
Looks like she is trying to conjure a hadouken she can fire at wokeness
November 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Looks like she is trying to conjure a hadouken she can fire at wokeness
Mahomes runs in Authentic Frontier Gibberish
October 28, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Mahomes runs in Authentic Frontier Gibberish
Just use the script. Don’t even have to change the part about a computer taking your job. Just update “gold watch” to “nothing”.
October 15, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Just use the script. Don’t even have to change the part about a computer taking your job. Just update “gold watch” to “nothing”.
Jack attempts to create a microwave for the Saudi market and doesn’t realize it looks exactly like the Kaaba until the first ad runs.
Jenna would make Liz write jokes for her, Liz would write a bunch of feminist material because she’s mad at Jenna and then try to pull it at the last minute because she’s worried for Jenna’s safety. Jenna would ham it up so hard that the Saudis would love it as parody of shrill American women
which 30 rock character was most likely to headline the riyadh comedy festival, tracy or jenna
October 10, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Jack attempts to create a microwave for the Saudi market and doesn’t realize it looks exactly like the Kaaba until the first ad runs.
It’s important that the exterior of his apartment building be a place that publishes a wide variety of opinions. Even those opinions make some people uncomfortable.
The apartment building of New York Times Executive Editor Joseph Kahn was defaced with red paint and graffiti in the early hours of Friday morning.
The paint covered the walls and front steps to the apartment building, and writing at the base of the steps read, “Joe Kahn lies Gaza dies.”
The paint covered the walls and front steps to the apartment building, and writing at the base of the steps read, “Joe Kahn lies Gaza dies.”
Top New York Times editor’s apartment building vandalized with paint and graffiti | CNN
The Greenwich Village apartment building of New York Times Executive Editor Joseph Kahn was defaced with red paint and graffiti in the early hours of Friday morning.
www.cnn.com
August 30, 2025 at 1:33 PM
It’s important that the exterior of his apartment building be a place that publishes a wide variety of opinions. Even those opinions make some people uncomfortable.
So future history books are going to have a chapter titled “Big Balls incident and the federal military takeover of Washington DC” huh?
August 11, 2025 at 5:03 PM
So future history books are going to have a chapter titled “Big Balls incident and the federal military takeover of Washington DC” huh?
Tonight you will be visited by three spirits
December 24, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Tonight you will be visited by three spirits
Where and how soon can I purchase a “Vanderbilt - 2025 Alabama State Champions” shirt?
November 2, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Where and how soon can I purchase a “Vanderbilt - 2025 Alabama State Champions” shirt?
When you turn on a game and Gary Danielson is commentating.
October 2, 2024 at 2:28 PM
When you turn on a game and Gary Danielson is commentating.
“I am gonna make it through this year if it kills me.”
December 27, 2023 at 4:05 PM
“I am gonna make it through this year if it kills me.”
Valhalla Condominiums in Palm Beach is where you spend the afterlife if you die of an aneurysm brought on by getting mad at something you saw on Facebook.
November 2, 2023 at 9:36 PM
Valhalla Condominiums in Palm Beach is where you spend the afterlife if you die of an aneurysm brought on by getting mad at something you saw on Facebook.
Stumbled upon the remains of someone making a definitive choice about not being a type of guy.
October 7, 2023 at 12:40 AM
Stumbled upon the remains of someone making a definitive choice about not being a type of guy.
Matt Gaetz looks like the villain from a Muppets Movie. You can easily imagine Miss Piggy karate chopping this goon.
October 3, 2023 at 11:58 PM
Matt Gaetz looks like the villain from a Muppets Movie. You can easily imagine Miss Piggy karate chopping this goon.
Of the college football coaches who appear in Aflac commercials- Nick Saban is currently having the worst season.
September 10, 2023 at 2:41 AM
Of the college football coaches who appear in Aflac commercials- Nick Saban is currently having the worst season.
Tony Khan came out before AEW Collision to explain the Punk decision. He got a little fired up talking about prioritizing employee safety. Mostly business like.
I wish he had said cross legged at the top of the ramp.
I wish he had said cross legged at the top of the ramp.
September 2, 2023 at 11:59 PM
Tony Khan came out before AEW Collision to explain the Punk decision. He got a little fired up talking about prioritizing employee safety. Mostly business like.
I wish he had said cross legged at the top of the ramp.
I wish he had said cross legged at the top of the ramp.