Matt Terry
@mattterry.bsky.social
Determined not to be the inheritors that abandon this wonderful, diverse, imperfect, American experiment. Clawing and fighting our way out of this dystopia.
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Matt Terry
@mattterry.bsky.social
· Nov 16
Already paralyzed with anxiety about what my first post should be
Spelling Bee has entered the pizza place…
January 10, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Spelling Bee has entered the pizza place…
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they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.
In the video that the shooter took, which I believe was leaked to be exculpatory, he appears to yell “fucking bitch” after he shoots Renee Good.
January 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM
they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.
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DHS Releases Watchlist Of Mothers Driving Cars https://theonion.com/dhs-releases-watchlist-of-mothers-driving-cars/
January 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM
DHS Releases Watchlist Of Mothers Driving Cars https://theonion.com/dhs-releases-watchlist-of-mothers-driving-cars/
Every time Walton Goggins says “daddy” on screen, an angel gets its wings
January 9, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Every time Walton Goggins says “daddy” on screen, an angel gets its wings
Wait till he cancels MLK Day and we all show up to work as instructed…
it’s going to be weird going back to work and people talking like everything is normal. like in a final fantasy game when someone’s summoned a meteor from hell to destroy the planet and the villagers still only talk about the big chocobo pageant coming up
January 4, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Wait till he cancels MLK Day and we all show up to work as instructed…
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
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Well, it was either all this or another black person in a Star Wars movie
January 3, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Well, it was either all this or another black person in a Star Wars movie
My microwave has a real attitude this morning…
January 3, 2026 at 12:26 PM
My microwave has a real attitude this morning…
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“Can’t believe NYC elected a Muslim as mayor.”
In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable.
In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable.
January 1, 2026 at 11:43 AM
“Can’t believe NYC elected a Muslim as mayor.”
In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable.
In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable.
The way Brian Cox says “hash brown” in his McDonalds ads is delightful
December 19, 2025 at 2:01 PM
The way Brian Cox says “hash brown” in his McDonalds ads is delightful
It’s so perfectly American with our myth of exceptionalism that we couldn’t even get Dictatorship right - we have the absolute worst autocrat
December 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
It’s so perfectly American with our myth of exceptionalism that we couldn’t even get Dictatorship right - we have the absolute worst autocrat
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Virginia Heffernan wrote this shortly after the 2016 election and it still holds true
December 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Virginia Heffernan wrote this shortly after the 2016 election and it still holds true
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
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A movement that demands grace and empathy whenever someone from their side suffers while offering none to the other isn’t really a movement that gives a shit about anything other than power and control
December 15, 2025 at 3:33 PM
A movement that demands grace and empathy whenever someone from their side suffers while offering none to the other isn’t really a movement that gives a shit about anything other than power and control
Work culture has regressed and people would *much* rather email an incredibly stupid question, making it someone else’s problem, than spend ONE extra minute figuring it out on their own
December 12, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Work culture has regressed and people would *much* rather email an incredibly stupid question, making it someone else’s problem, than spend ONE extra minute figuring it out on their own
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Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
December 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
December 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
How many Aubreys can you fit onto one girls’ soccer team? The answer is apparently infinite
December 7, 2025 at 6:18 PM
How many Aubreys can you fit onto one girls’ soccer team? The answer is apparently infinite
Maybe Hozier should just guest on *all* the songs???
December 4, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Maybe Hozier should just guest on *all* the songs???
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Billionaires have been spending vast amounts of money to keep rigging tax policy so that the rest of us have to pay to support them.
Meanwhile, I'm reading my community's angel tree list where 12 year old children are asking for "a warm blanket" as their whole holiday wish list.
Meanwhile, I'm reading my community's angel tree list where 12 year old children are asking for "a warm blanket" as their whole holiday wish list.
December 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Billionaires have been spending vast amounts of money to keep rigging tax policy so that the rest of us have to pay to support them.
Meanwhile, I'm reading my community's angel tree list where 12 year old children are asking for "a warm blanket" as their whole holiday wish list.
Meanwhile, I'm reading my community's angel tree list where 12 year old children are asking for "a warm blanket" as their whole holiday wish list.
This dude has been saying things are great or terrible for over 10 years and a whole bunch of people are like “whelp, if he says so!”
December 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
This dude has been saying things are great or terrible for over 10 years and a whole bunch of people are like “whelp, if he says so!”
I refuse to learn what LLM stands for - not going to look it up and maybe I’ll be lucky enough to die blissfully ignorant
November 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I refuse to learn what LLM stands for - not going to look it up and maybe I’ll be lucky enough to die blissfully ignorant
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Are they ready to save it not privately—
November 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Are they ready to save it not privately—
Imagine if we had a fascist with an attention span???
November 25, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Imagine if we had a fascist with an attention span???