Mb
@matttheb.bsky.social
Single dad life, heckin’ lib, Utah Jazz, lactose tolerant
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terrifying if literal: head chef
December 20, 2025 at 8:30 PM
terrifying if literal: head chef
Rick Steves is the shit
It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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December 21, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Rick Steves is the shit
Omg
You'd think having no chin would be an advantage in this situation but happily it seems not.
December 21, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Omg
Hopefully people remember that Santa should give moderate gifts to their kids. The big ones should always come from the family. That way kids who don’t get much from Santa don’t wonder why are left out
December 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Hopefully people remember that Santa should give moderate gifts to their kids. The big ones should always come from the family. That way kids who don’t get much from Santa don’t wonder why are left out
There’s suddenly a ton of bots on this place
December 20, 2025 at 3:07 PM
There’s suddenly a ton of bots on this place
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Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
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The name’s Damien. Damien Rice.
December 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
The name’s Damien. Damien Rice.
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Something lovely for the weekend! A 1,800 year-old Roman glass flask shaped like a mouse!
Squeak squeak! 🐭❤️
📷 by me www.metmuseum.org/art/collecti...
#Archaeology
Squeak squeak! 🐭❤️
📷 by me www.metmuseum.org/art/collecti...
#Archaeology
December 20, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Something lovely for the weekend! A 1,800 year-old Roman glass flask shaped like a mouse!
Squeak squeak! 🐭❤️
📷 by me www.metmuseum.org/art/collecti...
#Archaeology
Squeak squeak! 🐭❤️
📷 by me www.metmuseum.org/art/collecti...
#Archaeology
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Stunning new revelation: Epstein hung out almost exclusively with guys who had black boxes where their heads should be.
December 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Stunning new revelation: Epstein hung out almost exclusively with guys who had black boxes where their heads should be.
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folks they are almost out of ai assistant names. there are not many left
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December 20, 2025 at 7:21 AM
folks they are almost out of ai assistant names. there are not many left
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Self Portrait, 1986
https://botfrens.com/collections/27/contents/5296
https://botfrens.com/collections/27/contents/5296
December 20, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Self Portrait, 1986
https://botfrens.com/collections/27/contents/5296
https://botfrens.com/collections/27/contents/5296
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In home alone, the same actor who plays one of the bad guys plays the cop at the beginning of the movie.
December 19, 2025 at 1:09 AM
In home alone, the same actor who plays one of the bad guys plays the cop at the beginning of the movie.
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Without me, my kids would have no idea which actors in the movie we're watching are dead
December 19, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Without me, my kids would have no idea which actors in the movie we're watching are dead
@aftiej.bsky.social it got better for 1 day and then it got worse -so much worse 😩
The road work in SLC is so out of control that I feel like I can barely get out of my neighborhood. I had to cut through the church parking lot yesterday just to get home.
December 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
@aftiej.bsky.social it got better for 1 day and then it got worse -so much worse 😩
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This story Carl Nassib told on RC's pod about coming out in the NFL cracked me up. His delivery is so good!
December 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
This story Carl Nassib told on RC's pod about coming out in the NFL cracked me up. His delivery is so good!
Isn’t there a White House doctor that could take a look?
December 18, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Isn’t there a White House doctor that could take a look?
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A story I found about Haiti:
In 1999, a group of Haitians were tired of political disorder and dreamed of a better life in the United States. So they built a small, 23-foot boat by hand using pine trees, scrap wood, and used nails. They called the boat "Believe in God."
In 1999, a group of Haitians were tired of political disorder and dreamed of a better life in the United States. So they built a small, 23-foot boat by hand using pine trees, scrap wood, and used nails. They called the boat "Believe in God."
December 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
A story I found about Haiti:
In 1999, a group of Haitians were tired of political disorder and dreamed of a better life in the United States. So they built a small, 23-foot boat by hand using pine trees, scrap wood, and used nails. They called the boat "Believe in God."
In 1999, a group of Haitians were tired of political disorder and dreamed of a better life in the United States. So they built a small, 23-foot boat by hand using pine trees, scrap wood, and used nails. They called the boat "Believe in God."
At least a little good news 🙏
#GVerse This is hilarious! #FuckMAGA idiots put down a $100 non refundable deposit for their $499 #Shit4Brains gold phone which they were supposed to receive in June. Now, 6 months later they can get a 3 yr old refurbished phone! 😂🤣😂
the-independent.com/news/world/a...
the-independent.com/news/world/a...
December 17, 2025 at 12:49 PM
At least a little good news 🙏
This is unbelievably gross for some reason
December 17, 2025 at 6:11 AM
This is unbelievably gross for some reason
Ok this is actually fine because both people have to participate. It’s not the edit button but still fine
v1.112 is live!
We’re launching Find Friends, a contact import feature that helps you find people you know on Bluesky.
Try it! In the mobile app, go to Settings → Find friends from contacts.
Read how we took a more secure approach to this than other platforms: bsky.social/about/blog/1...
We’re launching Find Friends, a contact import feature that helps you find people you know on Bluesky.
Try it! In the mobile app, go to Settings → Find friends from contacts.
Read how we took a more secure approach to this than other platforms: bsky.social/about/blog/1...
December 17, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Ok this is actually fine because both people have to participate. It’s not the edit button but still fine
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We kept seeing people say Trump would start a war right before the Epstein release deadline. Looks like you were right, this sure looks like Trump declaring war on Venezuela on social media, without congressional approval.
December 17, 2025 at 2:16 AM
We kept seeing people say Trump would start a war right before the Epstein release deadline. Looks like you were right, this sure looks like Trump declaring war on Venezuela on social media, without congressional approval.
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Or watch Pam Bondi lie again and say they can't release them because of new “active investigations.”
December 16, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Or watch Pam Bondi lie again and say they can't release them because of new “active investigations.”