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Max Wolly
@maxwolly.bsky.social
It never got weird enough for me

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Want a bio peep the laptops
Proof of heady brah
December 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Going to K8s work Xmas party, send vibes
December 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
It takes a village 💚
One joint, two Pax bowls, a weed drink, and one of @maxwolly.bsky.social’s edibles so yeah you’re right
December 7, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Ain't Life Grand 🔥
December 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Scotty definitely belongs with UM and his journey is proof 🩷🩷🩷 awesome read. Welcome to the fam!!
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The Core: Scotty Zwang
photo: Abbey Fox *** As Umphrey’s McGee celebrate the release of their latest album Blueprints, their new drummer opens up on his 20-year journey from The
relix.com
December 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Busted out the game changing All-Clad for hard candy this morning thanks to @dr0girl.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I have done my civic duty and reported an arc'd power line we saw on the morning walk 💅

I have also done my civic duty by not reporting the stanky weed smell we walked through 🙊
December 6, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Regretfully I know enough about this band to know this pic is not this band right?
December 6, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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A look at some of the great artists and vendors you'll find at PhanArt #73 in New York City - December 30th from 1-6pm at Hill Country Barbecue - a 10 minute walk to MSG.
December 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Yep! Snoop on da Stoop szn in full effizect
December 6, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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If I wanted to see zombies bang I’d go to the orgy at camp bisco
December 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Goodwill didnt have vests so I cut one out of a shirt I didnt like. It turned out solid. I shall be the hit of Vestivus
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Watched Good Fortune, had a few chuckles. Its topical for broke people but its also challenging to see Rogan, Keanu, and Aziz cosplaying being broke.. like if they ever were, its been a long time and it sort of makes you feel shitty to see them act like they 'get it'
December 5, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Since im not "getting that bread" (unemployed) I decided to "get that bread" (funemployed)
December 5, 2025 at 11:57 AM
She gets me.
I’d like to eradicate the societal requirement for formal wear. You can dress up if you feel like it, but otherwise nobody will think you’re being disrespectful if you pull up to the function in jeans and a t shirt.
December 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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look, if youre not love-bombing the dogs what are you even doing??
December 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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P1 is 100 to lower 300s. P2 upper 300 and 400
December 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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First snowsuit sesh of the szn!!
December 3, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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was there an on sale?
*laughs in poor*
December 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
The only ways to win are just thinking of music in your head and then kidnapping your favorite artists for a no fee performance in your basement
December 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I logged on, massively agreed with some of my favorite people and now am going to logoff 🏆
December 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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sorry you’re all upset with me that I still use Spotify.

I also sometimes use Amazon and shop at Walmart. I also pay taxes to the corrupt American government.

No ethical consumption under capitalism and im not going to feel guilty because I have a small pleasure in this hellscape.
December 3, 2025 at 2:34 PM
A pair of 3 nighters if you can score em is $1911
December 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Scored a pair of 3 day passes for all 3 Sphere runs in like 30 seconds fam!

Can't wait to grab them from this guy on Craigslists later today
December 2, 2025 at 3:20 PM
This scared me
December 1, 2025 at 11:48 PM