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Alexander (not that one)
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Just getting used to neuro divergence as the Alzheimer's begins to kick in. Must get a less scary profile pic.
It would be nice if I didn't wake up to the thought of "Oh god what have the idiots done now" . I have plenty of my own stuff to worry about.
January 22, 2026 at 10:02 AM
For any UK users, not that one.
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#Justice4ReneeNicoleGood ⚖️
BRENNAN: Tell me about the officer, Jonathan Ross

KRISTI NOEM: Don't say his name! I mean, for heaven's sake, we shouldn't have people continue to dox law enforcement

BRENNAN: His name is public

NOEM: I know, but that doesn't mean it should continue to be said
January 18, 2026 at 10:12 PM
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We have to classify, X, Facebook and the rest of the tech platforms as ”publishers“, legally responsible for everything that appears. It’s unnaceptable that they hide behind their users & use the “nothing to do with me, guv” defence.

They make untold billions.

It’s up to THEM to police their sites
January 15, 2026 at 7:09 AM
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Heard similar on Radio 4 this morning. Was really, really odd. Talking about accusations of fraud involving Somalis. Not sure what - at all - had to do with ICE shooting a woman did.

Felt like classic 'some say it's rainy outside, others say it's sunny' faux impartiality
Why’s BBC R6 news explicitly highlighting ethnicity of local Minneapolis councillor talking about woman shot by ICE? Can’t see any reason his Somali heritage is relevant. Same time repeats trump lies re ‘self-defence’ despite footage showing otherwise. Another eg @petergeoghegan.bsky.social
January 8, 2026 at 10:41 AM
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Danish guy gets it
January 7, 2026 at 1:31 AM
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We have a brand new series of Digging for Britain ready for your delectation, and an expanded team of expert presenters bringing you the latest on a range of exciting discoveries from across the UK.
January 6, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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that's so crazy. i'm sure you put him in prison and banned him from ever holding office again right
Five years ago today, the United States Capitol was attacked in a violent insurrection incited by the President of the United States for one purpose: to overturn a free and fair election and cling to power in clear violation of the Constitution.
January 6, 2026 at 4:12 PM
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I do absolutely adore Mister Wilfred.

Do adopt older cats.

They're often left alone in the shelters. They don't understand why their previous people couldn't stay with them. And then they're alone in a place full of noise and other cats.

Yet they make the best pets when you adopt them.
January 3, 2026 at 5:37 AM
That was a fun read, it's a pity the ones who need to can't. 1/3 of American voters polled are fine with it all if it screws someone they don't like more than it screws them. Let's hope MAHA manages to reduce that number. Significantly
A malignant narcissist is incapable of withstanding ridicule, so please share this as widely as possible.

Thanking you all in advance, Mar🐫

🙏

shorturl.at/mcfqd
Somebody Needs to Tell Trump Everybody Is Laughing at Him
His worst fear has already come true.
shorturl.at
December 31, 2025 at 9:04 PM
And that's why I like bluesky!
Reading this thread with wider and wider grin.
We lifted the lid on "specialist" erotic literature for Ireland's most discerningly horny farmers.

Fun fact: *Two* publishers contacted us about this book. One wanted us to make it for real, the other presumed it was real but out of print and wanted our copy so they could look into reprinting.
December 19, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Bit disappointed with the new bong, but needs must...
December 14, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Left Twatter today, feel lighter already.
December 14, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Dear media, please don’t bother with a review of the year. We were there. We know what happened. It was a shitshow. Give us a review of next year and make it good. Thanks.
December 14, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Found a cure for hypochondria -
Cancer!
(Potentially also sorts Alzheimer's)
December 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I cannot believe that staff dishing out vaccines in a flu and COVID surge are not prioritised for their own vaccinations. Is this deliberate? Trying to finish off the NHS ready for selloff?
December 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Of course they do, they can't see over the fucking steering wheel. Accident waiting to happen.
December 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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He's making a list,
he's checking it twice,
he's searching his pockets,
and finding his keys,
and checking the list again,
and making sure the lights are off,
now where's the list?
ok, found it, check again,
wait, did he lock up?
Santa Claus is getting,
too old for this shit.
December 10, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.

They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Ouch.
October 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Well that's the trouble. We did. We voted out the Tories, only to get a government that now does the same or worse. It's not hard to see why people feel like giving up on politics.
Vote them out. Replace them with something better. Or stay home and order pizza and scroll cats on Insta while demanding universal basic income and complaining about politics. But you can't have both #Democracy
October 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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I'm old enough to remember despising Thatcher the first time around, when she was still alive, and it’s bad enough when assorted Tory creeps try to channel her dismal spirit, but when a Labour Home Secretary names Thatcher as her hero, we’re seeing unashamed political necrophilia.
September 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Happy Stanislav Petrov day! Sometimes, questioning what the computer tells you, is the way to go.
September 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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I guess we should thank Donald Trump for making the relationship between fossil fuels and fascism explicit.
September 24, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Don’t you dare call us fascists, they say, as they force people off the airwaves for criticizing them while vowing to crush and criminalize their opposition.
September 18, 2025 at 10:33 AM