Steve Coy
@mcleemz.bsky.social
screenwriter and bean to bar bad boy
Aha, so now the shoe is on the other foot. Well this sucks. Doesn’t fit at all, right. Sharks, I’m seeking $60 million for 10% of my company, Symmetrical Shoes
December 2, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Aha, so now the shoe is on the other foot. Well this sucks. Doesn’t fit at all, right. Sharks, I’m seeking $60 million for 10% of my company, Symmetrical Shoes
just moved to a desolate and forbidding moor and honestly it’s really chill. I’d love to see this ever-present fog try to envelop me in madness
October 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
just moved to a desolate and forbidding moor and honestly it’s really chill. I’d love to see this ever-present fog try to envelop me in madness
dawg I hate to tell you this but…ya girl Morfryd furnished me with a clothbound ration of provisions for my journey north. no, nothing kingly, but it was nourishing as hell. well I think the horse was her dad’s but. yeah it’s a piebald gelding
October 16, 2025 at 2:41 PM
dawg I hate to tell you this but…ya girl Morfryd furnished me with a clothbound ration of provisions for my journey north. no, nothing kingly, but it was nourishing as hell. well I think the horse was her dad’s but. yeah it’s a piebald gelding
A bluesky highbie tried to put me in a starter pack once
October 16, 2025 at 1:37 PM
A bluesky highbie tried to put me in a starter pack once
When eating chips out of the bag, one must continue until one surfaces the Goated Morsel, possessed of the the crunch, the heft to sate the hardiest treatman. And if the Goated Morsel never comes? So be it. We stay snacking
October 16, 2025 at 12:22 AM
When eating chips out of the bag, one must continue until one surfaces the Goated Morsel, possessed of the the crunch, the heft to sate the hardiest treatman. And if the Goated Morsel never comes? So be it. We stay snacking
Reposted by Steve Coy
"sloptimization" on my woty candidates to watch list
Also @mcleemz.bsky.social writes about pop-up pop-art experiences and the antisocialism, infantilization, and conflict avoidance of the current state of sloptimization.
www.welcometohellworld.com/its-cozy-in-...
www.welcometohellworld.com/its-cozy-in-...
It’s cozy in here and I hate it
Pop-up pop-art; Sex Change and the City; You Are in a Museum
www.welcometohellworld.com
September 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
"sloptimization" on my woty candidates to watch list
Reposted by Steve Coy
This is good, you should read it
New writing up at Welcome To Hell World! I went to a pop-up art exhibition that inspired a piece on the tech-enabled, emotionally blunted cultural “movement” I call Sloptimization:
www.welcometohellworld.com/its-cozy-in-...
www.welcometohellworld.com/its-cozy-in-...
It’s cozy in here and I hate it
Pop-up pop-art; Sex Change and the City; You Are in a Museum
www.welcometohellworld.com
September 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
This is good, you should read it
New writing up at Welcome To Hell World! I went to a pop-up art exhibition that inspired a piece on the tech-enabled, emotionally blunted cultural “movement” I call Sloptimization:
www.welcometohellworld.com/its-cozy-in-...
www.welcometohellworld.com/its-cozy-in-...
It’s cozy in here and I hate it
Pop-up pop-art; Sex Change and the City; You Are in a Museum
www.welcometohellworld.com
September 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
New writing up at Welcome To Hell World! I went to a pop-up art exhibition that inspired a piece on the tech-enabled, emotionally blunted cultural “movement” I call Sloptimization:
www.welcometohellworld.com/its-cozy-in-...
www.welcometohellworld.com/its-cozy-in-...
few things more satisfying to me than a seamless, efficient trip from the airport on public transportation. It’s possible and it’s good for the soul
September 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
few things more satisfying to me than a seamless, efficient trip from the airport on public transportation. It’s possible and it’s good for the soul
pondering life’s mystery, its glittering complexity (imagining Juliette Binoche pronouncing the word “squirrel”)
September 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
pondering life’s mystery, its glittering complexity (imagining Juliette Binoche pronouncing the word “squirrel”)
The Last Jedi is the only post-Lucas Star Wars release with a credible claim on being Art in addition to Product, and the only one we will ever get
Star Wars Sequel Trilogy is 10 years old, say something you like about it
I like when Unkar Plutt gives Rey “one quarter portion”
I like when Unkar Plutt gives Rey “one quarter portion”
August 11, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The Last Jedi is the only post-Lucas Star Wars release with a credible claim on being Art in addition to Product, and the only one we will ever get
Barbara Stanwyck, The Only Allowable Republican
Here’s a question: who is the artist with politics you disagree strongly with, whose politics *do* (in your view) influence their art, that you still think is talented and whose work you enjoy?
August 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Barbara Stanwyck, The Only Allowable Republican
this has “charlie brown had hoes” energy. No you don’t Justin. You don’t believe that
August 2, 2025 at 3:25 PM
this has “charlie brown had hoes” energy. No you don’t Justin. You don’t believe that
restaurants that claim “homemade seasonal preserves” but don’t cook the fruit to a high enough temperature to activate the damn pectin, YOU 🫵🏻 are the “Oaf of the Day”
July 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
restaurants that claim “homemade seasonal preserves” but don’t cook the fruit to a high enough temperature to activate the damn pectin, YOU 🫵🏻 are the “Oaf of the Day”
9/11 equaling 0.81818181!!!!! instead of it being 9/11
What’s a real thing from your childhood that kids these days would find completely foreign?
Like, how we used to be able to walk right up to the gate to meet our family coming off a flight.
Or how we had to pick a spot to meet at the theater BEFORE we went.
Like, how we used to be able to walk right up to the gate to meet our family coming off a flight.
Or how we had to pick a spot to meet at the theater BEFORE we went.
July 14, 2025 at 4:25 AM
9/11 equaling 0.81818181!!!!! instead of it being 9/11
I love to join a zoom meeting to introduce myself as the bridge between Sales and our Client Success team before checking DraftKings for 45 minutes. I make $375,000 a year
July 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I love to join a zoom meeting to introduce myself as the bridge between Sales and our Client Success team before checking DraftKings for 45 minutes. I make $375,000 a year
her: hey
me: (desperately trying not to send her the poster for Nicholas Nickleby (2002)) hey
her: my roommate’s visiting her sister
me:
me: (desperately trying not to send her the poster for Nicholas Nickleby (2002)) hey
her: my roommate’s visiting her sister
me:
July 6, 2025 at 5:01 PM
her: hey
me: (desperately trying not to send her the poster for Nicholas Nickleby (2002)) hey
her: my roommate’s visiting her sister
me:
me: (desperately trying not to send her the poster for Nicholas Nickleby (2002)) hey
her: my roommate’s visiting her sister
me:
Tried some malört. It’s normal don’t be a baby
July 5, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Tried some malört. It’s normal don’t be a baby
you summon one (1) eldritch horror, all-seeing and unblinking
July 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
you summon one (1) eldritch horror, all-seeing and unblinking
I’ve been calling around and listening closely and you know what? I don’t think anyone’s menu options have “recently changed.” it’s all a smokescreen
June 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I’ve been calling around and listening closely and you know what? I don’t think anyone’s menu options have “recently changed.” it’s all a smokescreen
One of Mandani’s videos made me believe the subway car was really coming at me and that’s why I’m leaving New York for a fortified compound outside Greensboro North Carolina
There's been so many Islamophobic posts on X over the past 24+ hours. But what do you even call this dumb ass shit?
June 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
One of Mandani’s videos made me believe the subway car was really coming at me and that’s why I’m leaving New York for a fortified compound outside Greensboro North Carolina
Reposted by Steve Coy
Sauntering through a medical conference and eating an apple, flipping everybody off. They’re so mad. They know they can’t touch me
June 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Sauntering through a medical conference and eating an apple, flipping everybody off. They’re so mad. They know they can’t touch me
here’s the first time anyone will ever associate me with the concept of a “Good Poster”
June 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
here’s the first time anyone will ever associate me with the concept of a “Good Poster”
Pellegrino is designed for fey Europeans to drink at room temperature. If you handed an average Italian a crispy cold Topo Chico you’d be arrested
June 20, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Pellegrino is designed for fey Europeans to drink at room temperature. If you handed an average Italian a crispy cold Topo Chico you’d be arrested
my first thought was not “actors thrust into a life or death situation” but “Amy Klobuchar blackface”
What you have to understand is that Senate Democrats have suddenly found themselves in a Tropic Thunder (2008) situation
June 18, 2025 at 7:12 PM
my first thought was not “actors thrust into a life or death situation” but “Amy Klobuchar blackface”