monsieur marcel
@mechanicalmeat.bsky.social
artist, hockey player, programmer
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my version of John Singer Sargent's "Carnation, Lily, Lily, Rose". #pastel on paper with digital modifications #art #artist #procreate
just paid 95 cents for a used vinyl record and all i got was this Nickelback
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
just paid 95 cents for a used vinyl record and all i got was this Nickelback
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koru has visited The Past
November 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
koru has visited The Past
please stand back from your pithy cutting comment; Verbal Forensics will test it for sarcasm
November 22, 2025 at 1:28 PM
please stand back from your pithy cutting comment; Verbal Forensics will test it for sarcasm
ambling along in relative peace, i turned onto a street hitherto unknown to me.
presently i came upon a dark alley.
my curiosity led me down that alley.
as i neared the alley's end i saw staring back at me an unparalleled horror: a processed food
presently i came upon a dark alley.
my curiosity led me down that alley.
as i neared the alley's end i saw staring back at me an unparalleled horror: a processed food
November 21, 2025 at 10:16 PM
ambling along in relative peace, i turned onto a street hitherto unknown to me.
presently i came upon a dark alley.
my curiosity led me down that alley.
as i neared the alley's end i saw staring back at me an unparalleled horror: a processed food
presently i came upon a dark alley.
my curiosity led me down that alley.
as i neared the alley's end i saw staring back at me an unparalleled horror: a processed food
rent too high out here
November 19, 2025 at 10:52 PM
rent too high out here
proposed merger: bed bath and beyond meat
November 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
proposed merger: bed bath and beyond meat
feeling v fortunate to have seen Tame Impala on the last night of their tour. this is "Elephant" 🐘
November 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
feeling v fortunate to have seen Tame Impala on the last night of their tour. this is "Elephant" 🐘
4 out of 5 scientists say it's the greatest thing since sliced biopsies
November 13, 2025 at 4:57 AM
4 out of 5 scientists say it's the greatest thing since sliced biopsies
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I used to be a metal head and now that I’m grown I’ve metamorphosed into an elder goth
December 1, 2024 at 8:50 PM
I used to be a metal head and now that I’m grown I’ve metamorphosed into an elder goth
if i was a bedding man, i'd be a comforter. because let's get real: who couldn't use some more comfort right about now.
November 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
if i was a bedding man, i'd be a comforter. because let's get real: who couldn't use some more comfort right about now.
little-known fact: dollars to donuts in pre-EU Greece was drachmas to dolmas
November 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
little-known fact: dollars to donuts in pre-EU Greece was drachmas to dolmas
yeah he's a content creator. he creates a "con tent" which is like a house of lies without the class.
November 11, 2025 at 6:11 PM
yeah he's a content creator. he creates a "con tent" which is like a house of lies without the class.
they woke up and decided on Declaring Our Utter-Dependence
they'll permit us to endure strife, tyranny, and crappiness
they'll permit us to endure strife, tyranny, and crappiness
November 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM
they woke up and decided on Declaring Our Utter-Dependence
they'll permit us to endure strife, tyranny, and crappiness
they'll permit us to endure strife, tyranny, and crappiness
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“What if poor people abuse the system?”
The system intrinsically abuses poor people.
Hope this helps.
The system intrinsically abuses poor people.
Hope this helps.
November 11, 2025 at 1:18 PM
“What if poor people abuse the system?”
The system intrinsically abuses poor people.
Hope this helps.
The system intrinsically abuses poor people.
Hope this helps.
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Winters is Coming
November 11, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Winters is Coming
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This is Oakley. He has an injury that requires physical therapy and at-home massages. Luckily, his cat sibling River has been training his whole life for this. 14/10 for both
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
This is Oakley. He has an injury that requires physical therapy and at-home massages. Luckily, his cat sibling River has been training his whole life for this. 14/10 for both
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For those not up on aviation lingo, a "ground stop" is when you're grinding on that special person and there's a knock at the door.
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
For those not up on aviation lingo, a "ground stop" is when you're grinding on that special person and there's a knock at the door.
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a juggernaut is an astronaut with jugs
November 9, 2025 at 4:41 PM
a juggernaut is an astronaut with jugs
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November 9, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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lil paddler 🙂
November 1, 2025 at 11:36 PM
lil paddler 🙂
as i walked along A Street i thought about her in a sundress and nothing else. i turned the corner and before i knew it i was Horny on Main (Street).
October 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
as i walked along A Street i thought about her in a sundress and nothing else. i turned the corner and before i knew it i was Horny on Main (Street).
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October 27, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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"i forgive and forget"
that's nice. i remember and hate.
that's nice. i remember and hate.
October 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
"i forgive and forget"
that's nice. i remember and hate.
that's nice. i remember and hate.
tfw you are what you eat
October 19, 2025 at 10:44 PM
tfw you are what you eat