The Mediocre Chainsaw Carver
@mediocrecc.bsky.social
Loveable loser, preferable to the opposite.
Came for the shameless self-promotion, stayed for the crippling dopamine addiction.
Sometimes funny, sometimes sad, sometimes political, sometimes creative. A person, not a brand.
This is my only social.
Came for the shameless self-promotion, stayed for the crippling dopamine addiction.
Sometimes funny, sometimes sad, sometimes political, sometimes creative. A person, not a brand.
This is my only social.
Pinned
'This Machine Kills Fascist's...Car Companies'
Chainsaw Carving
Chainsaw Carving
Twas moist
December 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Twas moist
Reposted by The Mediocre Chainsaw Carver
2025 was one of the worst years of my life, I lost my job of 16 years in February (I'm still looking for a new one, if you know of any design/comms jobs), so while 2025 still sucks, my art has gotten a chance to grow and for that, I am incredibly grateful for the time #ArtvsArtist #ArtvsArtist2025
December 21, 2025 at 3:20 AM
2025 was one of the worst years of my life, I lost my job of 16 years in February (I'm still looking for a new one, if you know of any design/comms jobs), so while 2025 still sucks, my art has gotten a chance to grow and for that, I am incredibly grateful for the time #ArtvsArtist #ArtvsArtist2025
Still wondering if famous folk text their partners with their own gifs.
"Fine. Rob, you were right."
....
@robdelaney.bsky.social
"Fine. Rob, you were right."
....
@robdelaney.bsky.social
a man in a suit and tie holding a cell phone and saying yeah
Alt: Rob casually agreeing, that he is indeed right.
media.tenor.com
December 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Still wondering if famous folk text their partners with their own gifs.
"Fine. Rob, you were right."
....
@robdelaney.bsky.social
"Fine. Rob, you were right."
....
@robdelaney.bsky.social
Used to be, 'Don't believe everything you read.'
Now I feel more like, 'Don't believe anything you read, see, or hear.'
Thank fuck I can still believe in touch and taste, my two favourites.
Now I feel more like, 'Don't believe anything you read, see, or hear.'
Thank fuck I can still believe in touch and taste, my two favourites.
December 14, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Used to be, 'Don't believe everything you read.'
Now I feel more like, 'Don't believe anything you read, see, or hear.'
Thank fuck I can still believe in touch and taste, my two favourites.
Now I feel more like, 'Don't believe anything you read, see, or hear.'
Thank fuck I can still believe in touch and taste, my two favourites.
I experienced true death of the ego, because I am so fucking awesome.
December 14, 2025 at 7:52 AM
I experienced true death of the ego, because I am so fucking awesome.
Everyone: You are a terrible narcissist.
Trump: A lot of people say I am the best narcissist, no one narcissists like me. A Doctor told me that I narcissist like a twenty-five year old. Unlike Joe "Not-at-all-narcissist" Biden.
Trump: A lot of people say I am the best narcissist, no one narcissists like me. A Doctor told me that I narcissist like a twenty-five year old. Unlike Joe "Not-at-all-narcissist" Biden.
December 13, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Everyone: You are a terrible narcissist.
Trump: A lot of people say I am the best narcissist, no one narcissists like me. A Doctor told me that I narcissist like a twenty-five year old. Unlike Joe "Not-at-all-narcissist" Biden.
Trump: A lot of people say I am the best narcissist, no one narcissists like me. A Doctor told me that I narcissist like a twenty-five year old. Unlike Joe "Not-at-all-narcissist" Biden.
This may be the tiredness speaking (it definitely is), but I never expect anything good to happen ever again.
December 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
This may be the tiredness speaking (it definitely is), but I never expect anything good to happen ever again.
Is that right ? Well, you learn something new every day.
*sobs*
*sobs*
The less you know, the happier you are.
December 11, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Is that right ? Well, you learn something new every day.
*sobs*
*sobs*
This email could have been a meeting. I miss you guys.
December 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
This email could have been a meeting. I miss you guys.
Wake up, Take The Power Back, get back your Freedom. They may have a Bombtrack or two. But Kick Out The Jams and it will be a Beautiful World.
sorry, can’t. being enveloped by Rage Against the Machine again
December 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Wake up, Take The Power Back, get back your Freedom. They may have a Bombtrack or two. But Kick Out The Jams and it will be a Beautiful World.
Oh no. I just learned about alt text. Now I am caught in an overwhelming shame spiral.
December 8, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Oh no. I just learned about alt text. Now I am caught in an overwhelming shame spiral.
I don't really drink anymore. Two nice glasses of wine and three whiskies though. Letssssss gooooooo.
Where is the mdma and the dancing beautifuls?
Where is the mdma and the dancing beautifuls?
December 7, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I don't really drink anymore. Two nice glasses of wine and three whiskies though. Letssssss gooooooo.
Where is the mdma and the dancing beautifuls?
Where is the mdma and the dancing beautifuls?
I can never tell the difference between banter and bullying.
December 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I can never tell the difference between banter and bullying.
Fuck you, fuck you. Fuck all of you. Not you though, you are cool x
December 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Fuck you, fuck you. Fuck all of you. Not you though, you are cool x
If you love something, set it free.
Throws favourite boomerang.
Throws favourite boomerang.
December 6, 2025 at 11:18 PM
If you love something, set it free.
Throws favourite boomerang.
Throws favourite boomerang.
Got blocked because someone referring to themselves as an 'attention whore', so I corrected it to 'attention sex worker'.
The war on woke claims another victim.
The war on woke claims another victim.
December 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Got blocked because someone referring to themselves as an 'attention whore', so I corrected it to 'attention sex worker'.
The war on woke claims another victim.
The war on woke claims another victim.
@johnhiggs.bsky.social
What have you done to my brain? Mindfucked.
This book has changed my life, but I couldn't tell you how.
It is in equal part illuminating and baffling. Do I believe in magic now?
What have you done to my brain? Mindfucked.
This book has changed my life, but I couldn't tell you how.
It is in equal part illuminating and baffling. Do I believe in magic now?
December 6, 2025 at 10:19 AM
@johnhiggs.bsky.social
What have you done to my brain? Mindfucked.
This book has changed my life, but I couldn't tell you how.
It is in equal part illuminating and baffling. Do I believe in magic now?
What have you done to my brain? Mindfucked.
This book has changed my life, but I couldn't tell you how.
It is in equal part illuminating and baffling. Do I believe in magic now?
Too hot for humans, too cold to roast a chicken. Yep.
41°C can absolutely get fucked
December 5, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Too hot for humans, too cold to roast a chicken. Yep.
Lifting weights while watching a Woody Allen movie...
November 29, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Lifting weights while watching a Woody Allen movie...
November 28, 2025 at 1:10 PM
You guys heard of this youtube? Some good stuff on there.
November 28, 2025 at 11:55 AM
You guys heard of this youtube? Some good stuff on there.
Risky skeet.
Riskeet.
Riskeet.
November 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Risky skeet.
Riskeet.
Riskeet.
Thankful I am not American.
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Thankful I am not American.
Being an adult means you realise the monster is in the bed.
Being an adult means you just don’t care if there’s a monster under your bed anymore.
November 27, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Being an adult means you realise the monster is in the bed.