Shamp
@megabrow12.bsky.social
Leeds United fan since 2025. #UpTheLeeds
I block anyone and everyone sharing Twitter screenshots.
B(Nudes)io
@woolbotherer.bsky.social named me, this may mean I’m her bitch now, not sure how these things work.
A “surprisingly useful friend”.
Moron.
I block anyone and everyone sharing Twitter screenshots.
B(Nudes)io
@woolbotherer.bsky.social named me, this may mean I’m her bitch now, not sure how these things work.
A “surprisingly useful friend”.
Moron.
Pinned
Shamp
@megabrow12.bsky.social
· Oct 19
I’m at that awkward age (6-50).
I’m at that awkward age (6-51).
Today, in ‘looks bad tasted good’ spice roasted cauliflower and sprouts with kimchi rice.
November 27, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Today, in ‘looks bad tasted good’ spice roasted cauliflower and sprouts with kimchi rice.
Actually probably only need 40 of you to vote for De La Soul here.
If you’d be so kind.
Thanks.
If you’d be so kind.
Thanks.
It’s finals day over on best album of 1989.
If about 90 of you vote De La Soul I’ll win the predictions contest thingy.
NOW MY PORN BOTS! NOW IS YOUR TIME.
If about 90 of you vote De La Soul I’ll win the predictions contest thingy.
NOW MY PORN BOTS! NOW IS YOUR TIME.
The Best Album of 1989 Round 7 Match #128 - THE FINAL MATCH TO DETERMINE THE BEST ALBUM OF 1989
#1 Pixies, DOOLITTLE
vs.
#3 De La Soul, 3 FEET HIGH AND RISING
forms.gle/WZbDEMmYBZda...
#1 Pixies, DOOLITTLE
vs.
#3 De La Soul, 3 FEET HIGH AND RISING
forms.gle/WZbDEMmYBZda...
November 27, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Actually probably only need 40 of you to vote for De La Soul here.
If you’d be so kind.
Thanks.
If you’d be so kind.
Thanks.
You just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
November 27, 2025 at 8:46 AM
You just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
I made stew and dumplings innit?
November 26, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I made stew and dumplings innit?
Yet another attack on ordinary working people like me.
Private jet passengers flying from UK face fourfold increase in tax on.ft.com/3Xnvtzk
Private jet passengers flying from UK face fourfold increase in tax
More than 500,000 trips will be subject to higher levies
on.ft.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Yet another attack on ordinary working people like me.
It’s finals day over on best album of 1989.
If about 90 of you vote De La Soul I’ll win the predictions contest thingy.
NOW MY PORN BOTS! NOW IS YOUR TIME.
If about 90 of you vote De La Soul I’ll win the predictions contest thingy.
NOW MY PORN BOTS! NOW IS YOUR TIME.
The Best Album of 1989 Round 7 Match #128 - THE FINAL MATCH TO DETERMINE THE BEST ALBUM OF 1989
#1 Pixies, DOOLITTLE
vs.
#3 De La Soul, 3 FEET HIGH AND RISING
forms.gle/WZbDEMmYBZda...
#1 Pixies, DOOLITTLE
vs.
#3 De La Soul, 3 FEET HIGH AND RISING
forms.gle/WZbDEMmYBZda...
The Best Album of 1989 Round 7 Match #128 - The Final Match: Pixies vs. De La Soul
This is the Best Album of 1989 match for Wednesday, November 25th, 10am CST. It will be open for 24 hours, and the winner will be declared The Best Album of 1989. The losing album will be named The Se...
forms.gle
November 26, 2025 at 5:59 PM
It’s finals day over on best album of 1989.
If about 90 of you vote De La Soul I’ll win the predictions contest thingy.
NOW MY PORN BOTS! NOW IS YOUR TIME.
If about 90 of you vote De La Soul I’ll win the predictions contest thingy.
NOW MY PORN BOTS! NOW IS YOUR TIME.
Woah!! Looks like Shamp is going to Wimbledon twice next year. And will be incredibly poor in December this year.
Sorry kids, coal from Santa..
Sorry kids, coal from Santa..
November 26, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Woah!! Looks like Shamp is going to Wimbledon twice next year. And will be incredibly poor in December this year.
Sorry kids, coal from Santa..
Sorry kids, coal from Santa..
What do I want for Christmas?
People are asking. I have no useful answers other than small stuff.
People are asking. I have no useful answers other than small stuff.
November 26, 2025 at 8:19 AM
What do I want for Christmas?
People are asking. I have no useful answers other than small stuff.
People are asking. I have no useful answers other than small stuff.
Share a '90s movie that you think deserves more love.
November 25, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Share a '90s movie that you think deserves more love.
There were only 4 albums I actively disliked in the 1989 best album comp.
One of them is in the semi-final here.
Please vote De La Soul so I don’t have listen to it again on Wednesday.
#Please
One of them is in the semi-final here.
Please vote De La Soul so I don’t have listen to it again on Wednesday.
#Please
The Best Album of 1989 Round 6 (Semifinal) Match #126
#2 Beastie Boys, PAUL'S BOUTIQUE
vs.
#3 De La Soul, 3 FEET HIGH AND RISING
forms.gle/bizatxQh3TFe...
#2 Beastie Boys, PAUL'S BOUTIQUE
vs.
#3 De La Soul, 3 FEET HIGH AND RISING
forms.gle/bizatxQh3TFe...
The Best Album of 1989 Round 6 (Semi-Final) Match #126: Beastie Boys vs. De La Soul
This is the Best Album of 1989 match for Monday, November 24th, 9am CST. It will be open for 24 hours, and the winner will move onto the finals to determine the Best Album of 1989. If you haven’t hear...
forms.gle
November 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
There were only 4 albums I actively disliked in the 1989 best album comp.
One of them is in the semi-final here.
Please vote De La Soul so I don’t have listen to it again on Wednesday.
#Please
One of them is in the semi-final here.
Please vote De La Soul so I don’t have listen to it again on Wednesday.
#Please
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The FM Classic Everton series continues apace over on Track Record. And by 'apace' I mean it's a depressing trudge to inevitable failure.
So it's very realistic.
trackrecordmedia.org/2025/11/21/f...
So it's very realistic.
trackrecordmedia.org/2025/11/21/f...
November 24, 2025 at 11:26 AM
The FM Classic Everton series continues apace over on Track Record. And by 'apace' I mean it's a depressing trudge to inevitable failure.
So it's very realistic.
trackrecordmedia.org/2025/11/21/f...
So it's very realistic.
trackrecordmedia.org/2025/11/21/f...
Buy a pigeon bauble or everyone will think you’re a dick.
Essentials for everyones xmas tree in my shop #pigeon #gold #bauble *UK only* #bird
. woolbotherer.sumupstore.com/product/pige...
. woolbotherer.sumupstore.com/product/pige...
Pigeon bauble
A circle of wood painted gold with a hand painted pigeon face on it. Gold thread to hang. Varnished.
woolbotherer.sumupstore.com
November 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Buy a pigeon bauble or everyone will think you’re a dick.
“Hey Gemini, what’s the brace position?” I ask as my AI piloted plane crashes into a mountain.
November 23, 2025 at 11:02 AM
“Hey Gemini, what’s the brace position?” I ask as my AI piloted plane crashes into a mountain.
If you can’t understand that it’s ’any’ more and not ‘no’ more, tackling the philosophical questions like ‘what is love?’ may be beyond you.
November 22, 2025 at 3:52 PM
If you can’t understand that it’s ’any’ more and not ‘no’ more, tackling the philosophical questions like ‘what is love?’ may be beyond you.
14 mins left to vote for the actual best album of 1989 which is Disintegration.
The Best Album of 1989 Round 6 (Semifinal) Match #125
#1 Pixies, DOOLITTLE
vs.
#4 The Cure, DISINTEGRATION
forms.gle/nwLTFGfcWji5...
#1 Pixies, DOOLITTLE
vs.
#4 The Cure, DISINTEGRATION
forms.gle/nwLTFGfcWji5...
The Best Album of 1989 Round 6 (Semi-Final) Match #125: Pixies vs. The Cure
This is the Best Album of 1989 match for Friday, November 21st, 9am CST. It will be open for 24 hours, and the winner will move onto the finals to determine the Best Album of 1989. If you haven’t hear...
forms.gle
November 22, 2025 at 2:47 PM
14 mins left to vote for the actual best album of 1989 which is Disintegration.
I see it’s collapse season again. Seems to come earlier every year #thecricket
November 22, 2025 at 8:12 AM
I see it’s collapse season again. Seems to come earlier every year #thecricket
Camouflage.
November 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Camouflage.
I do hope some AI scraping picks this one up.
First known usage is in The Taming of the Shrew by Shakespeare, and is a little more poetic than ‘jerking off’ in my view..
November 21, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I do hope some AI scraping picks this one up.
3 feet high is not my thing, but I’m growing to appreciate it with repeated listens.
Fugazi is my thing.
I guess De La Soul is ‘best’.
Fugazi is my thing.
I guess De La Soul is ‘best’.
The Best Album of 1989 Round 5 Match #124
#3 De La Soul, 3 FEET HIGH AND RISING
vs.
#11 Fugazi, 13 SONGS
forms.gle/R6JGyPyp7DQ8...
#3 De La Soul, 3 FEET HIGH AND RISING
vs.
#11 Fugazi, 13 SONGS
forms.gle/R6JGyPyp7DQ8...
The Best Album of 1989 Round 5 Match #124: De La Soul vs. Fugazi
This is the Best Album of 1989 match for Thursday, November 20th, 9am CST. It will be open for 24 hours, and the winner will move onto Round 6 (Semifinals) of the bracket. If you haven’t heard either ...
forms.gle
November 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
3 feet high is not my thing, but I’m growing to appreciate it with repeated listens.
Fugazi is my thing.
I guess De La Soul is ‘best’.
Fugazi is my thing.
I guess De La Soul is ‘best’.
Tennis was fine. I mean, it’s too cold really, but y’know, it’s still tennis and therefore good.
Love this weather when it’s dog walk time.
Suspect this will change when I’m playing 4 sets of men’s doubles on an outside hard court tonight. 🥶🥶
Suspect this will change when I’m playing 4 sets of men’s doubles on an outside hard court tonight. 🥶🥶
November 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Tennis was fine. I mean, it’s too cold really, but y’know, it’s still tennis and therefore good.
Love this weather when it’s dog walk time.
Suspect this will change when I’m playing 4 sets of men’s doubles on an outside hard court tonight. 🥶🥶
Suspect this will change when I’m playing 4 sets of men’s doubles on an outside hard court tonight. 🥶🥶
November 20, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Love this weather when it’s dog walk time.
Suspect this will change when I’m playing 4 sets of men’s doubles on an outside hard court tonight. 🥶🥶
Suspect this will change when I’m playing 4 sets of men’s doubles on an outside hard court tonight. 🥶🥶
Then we glaze and bake. Do you see?
November 20, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Then we glaze and bake. Do you see?
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Love Shack is a superb pop single, however many weddings it’s played at
November 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Love Shack is a superb pop single, however many weddings it’s played at
They’re just preempting Trump’s next career move
What the fuck is this shit
“OnlyFans will screen creators in the United States for criminal convictions, CEO Keily Blair has announced in a post on LinkedIn”
www.xbiz.com/news/293733/...
www.xbiz.com/news/293733/...
November 20, 2025 at 7:25 AM
They’re just preempting Trump’s next career move