Shamp
@megabrow12.bsky.social
Leeds United fan since 2025. #UpTheLeeds
I block anyone and everyone sharing Twitter screenshots.
B(Nudes)io
@woolbotherer.bsky.social named me, this may mean I’m her bitch now, not sure how these things work.
A “surprisingly useful friend”.
Moron.
I block anyone and everyone sharing Twitter screenshots.
B(Nudes)io
@woolbotherer.bsky.social named me, this may mean I’m her bitch now, not sure how these things work.
A “surprisingly useful friend”.
Moron.
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Shamp
@megabrow12.bsky.social
· Oct 19
I’m at that awkward age (6-50).
I’m at that awkward age (6-51).
I now give a shit about snowboard cross, a sport I did not know existed 30 mins ago.
February 15, 2026 at 1:44 PM
I now give a shit about snowboard cross, a sport I did not know existed 30 mins ago.
Periodic reminder that I’ve had measles and it was fucking awful.
Anti-vaxers are the actual pits. This needn’t happen, and is caused by them and them alone. No excuse to not vaccinate your children for the sake of a healthier society.
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Health officials are racing to contain a growing measles outbreak in London, which has struck down dozens of young children and affected 7 schools and a nursery.
UKHSA has warned an outbreak across London could see 40,000 - 160,000 cases:
www.thetimes.com/uk/healthcar...
UKHSA has warned an outbreak across London could see 40,000 - 160,000 cases:
www.thetimes.com/uk/healthcar...
February 15, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Periodic reminder that I’ve had measles and it was fucking awful.
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or just stop posting sceeenshots from twitter like a pining divorcee whose friends all say “yeah they still haven’t gotten over it”’ behind their back
just a regular reminder to please alt text twitter screenshots with the names of the dipshits who tweeted them so those of us who left twitter in part to get away from said dipshits and muted said dipshits' names upon arriving here don't have to see their continued dipshittery
February 15, 2026 at 2:55 AM
or just stop posting sceeenshots from twitter like a pining divorcee whose friends all say “yeah they still haven’t gotten over it”’ behind their back
‘Similar accounts’ has gone rogue again.
Here’s similar accounts to
@woolbotherer.bsky.social who has never posted about Epstein or..well watch to the end.
(DO NOT WATCH TO THE END. DONT DO IT)
Here’s similar accounts to
@woolbotherer.bsky.social who has never posted about Epstein or..well watch to the end.
(DO NOT WATCH TO THE END. DONT DO IT)
February 15, 2026 at 9:12 AM
‘Similar accounts’ has gone rogue again.
Here’s similar accounts to
@woolbotherer.bsky.social who has never posted about Epstein or..well watch to the end.
(DO NOT WATCH TO THE END. DONT DO IT)
Here’s similar accounts to
@woolbotherer.bsky.social who has never posted about Epstein or..well watch to the end.
(DO NOT WATCH TO THE END. DONT DO IT)
Making up a number for a VP to quote in the knowledge they won’t check it and don’t care where it came from is the most human thing AI could possibly do tbf.
lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard
February 15, 2026 at 8:38 AM
Making up a number for a VP to quote in the knowledge they won’t check it and don’t care where it came from is the most human thing AI could possibly do tbf.
I reject the concept of drafts.
As if I’m going to put any thought into what I post here.
As if I’m going to put any thought into what I post here.
February 15, 2026 at 8:31 AM
I reject the concept of drafts.
As if I’m going to put any thought into what I post here.
As if I’m going to put any thought into what I post here.
On reflection, I think The Astronaut might the worst film I’ve seen in a lot of years.
2 flights home because my employer is cheap.
Flight 1 films
Goodfellas (rewatch obvs, but first for years)
The Astronaut (it is very not a good film)
Flight 1 films
Goodfellas (rewatch obvs, but first for years)
The Astronaut (it is very not a good film)
February 15, 2026 at 8:11 AM
On reflection, I think The Astronaut might the worst film I’ve seen in a lot of years.
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Good lord. People really will buy anything.
February 13, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Good lord. People really will buy anything.
Another victim of the satire of @mralistairgreen.bsky.social can he be stopped before the whole economy crashes (again)
youtu.be/-wP3BjTdogY?...
youtu.be/-wP3BjTdogY?...
February 14, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Another victim of the satire of @mralistairgreen.bsky.social can he be stopped before the whole economy crashes (again)
youtu.be/-wP3BjTdogY?...
youtu.be/-wP3BjTdogY?...
2 flights home because my employer is cheap.
Flight 1 films
Goodfellas (rewatch obvs, but first for years)
The Astronaut (it is very not a good film)
Flight 1 films
Goodfellas (rewatch obvs, but first for years)
The Astronaut (it is very not a good film)
February 14, 2026 at 3:39 AM
2 flights home because my employer is cheap.
Flight 1 films
Goodfellas (rewatch obvs, but first for years)
The Astronaut (it is very not a good film)
Flight 1 films
Goodfellas (rewatch obvs, but first for years)
The Astronaut (it is very not a good film)
Good lord. People really will buy anything.
February 13, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Good lord. People really will buy anything.
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Do people who eat cookie dough know that you can just bake that shit and eat an actual cookie?
February 11, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Do people who eat cookie dough know that you can just bake that shit and eat an actual cookie?
Say something nice about someone today:
Of all the people I’ve followed across here and twitter the first response to pretty much anything from @sliderulesyou.bsky.social is compassion. Something I try and fail at frequently.
Of all the people I’ve followed across here and twitter the first response to pretty much anything from @sliderulesyou.bsky.social is compassion. Something I try and fail at frequently.
Say something nice about someone today:
@bonechocolates.bsky.social you have a distinct view of the world and it's absolutly hilarious. I expect more people to appreacite your comedy genius!
@bonechocolates.bsky.social you have a distinct view of the world and it's absolutly hilarious. I expect more people to appreacite your comedy genius!
Say something nice about someone today:
@mikeymcfilms.bsky.social do love films? yes! do you love jokes? YES. You are all in on sharing joy with the world and thats great!
@mikeymcfilms.bsky.social do love films? yes! do you love jokes? YES. You are all in on sharing joy with the world and thats great!
February 13, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Say something nice about someone today:
Of all the people I’ve followed across here and twitter the first response to pretty much anything from @sliderulesyou.bsky.social is compassion. Something I try and fail at frequently.
Of all the people I’ve followed across here and twitter the first response to pretty much anything from @sliderulesyou.bsky.social is compassion. Something I try and fail at frequently.
Them slags are doing my nut mate. What’s the Bobby here? Yanks innit?
February 12, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Them slags are doing my nut mate. What’s the Bobby here? Yanks innit?
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Something compelled me to make this... :)
February 10, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Something compelled me to make this... :)
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Going well for Streeting today, eh, Booboo?
February 10, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Going well for Streeting today, eh, Booboo?
ACAB includes Ronald McDonald.
February 11, 2026 at 2:53 AM
ACAB includes Ronald McDonald.
I love the optimists attempting to catch a dog running downhill in the snow.
The dog can’t stop itself if it wanted to, you have zero chance.
The dog can’t stop itself if it wanted to, you have zero chance.
Everybody knows that Pupper just won Downhill Gold
February 11, 2026 at 2:36 AM
I love the optimists attempting to catch a dog running downhill in the snow.
The dog can’t stop itself if it wanted to, you have zero chance.
The dog can’t stop itself if it wanted to, you have zero chance.
Or they’ll replace him with someone worse.
Never underestimate Labour’s capacity to be shit.
Never underestimate Labour’s capacity to be shit.
Many people on this platform just aren't getting it.
The jig is up.
The party's over.
Unless Labour MPs eject Starmer PDQ, recover Labour values, show how they'll fix our chronic problems, give us hope and inspiration instead of disappointment and frustration, they're finished.
No more denial. ⏰👃☕
The jig is up.
The party's over.
Unless Labour MPs eject Starmer PDQ, recover Labour values, show how they'll fix our chronic problems, give us hope and inspiration instead of disappointment and frustration, they're finished.
No more denial. ⏰👃☕
February 9, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Or they’ll replace him with someone worse.
Never underestimate Labour’s capacity to be shit.
Never underestimate Labour’s capacity to be shit.
Bad Bunny, SuperbowLX 2026.
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Bad Bunny, SuperbowLX 2026.
I was led to believe I’d be seeing Kid Rock Sings Dilbert Cartoons.
What’s this woke expression of joy through music bullshit?
What’s this woke expression of joy through music bullshit?
February 9, 2026 at 1:26 AM
I was led to believe I’d be seeing Kid Rock Sings Dilbert Cartoons.
What’s this woke expression of joy through music bullshit?
What’s this woke expression of joy through music bullshit?