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Jenny O
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I’ll probably talk to your dog first
“Your name isn’t correct”
*removes apostrophe*
“Your name isn’t correct”
*tries every feasible combination*
“Form cannot be submitted”
*gives up and yells FUCKING FUCK SAKE at inanimate object*
Me: Yes, of course. That'd be O'Reilly
Website:
Me: To repeat, that's O'Reilly.
Website:
Me: O-Apostrophe-R-E-
Website: Come come, Mr O#Reilly, we tire of these childish games.
Website: and your postcode?

Me: my address is—

Website: no no I’m keen to guess! Postcode?

Me: *enters postcode*

Website: is it no. 132?

Me: no

Website: is it no. 134?

Me: it’s 1—

Website: SHUT UP is it no. 136?
January 28, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Man came out of a shop with a little dog on a lead. The man walked one way but the dog pulled the other way, stopped dead and stared at his owner. Man turns round & walks the way the dog wants to go. I also do this because if you can’t sometimes make your little dog happy what’s the point of it all?
January 28, 2026 at 1:54 PM
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nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted myself as a squared-up Ilhan Omar and you as a collapsing sewer ogre
January 28, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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The Premier League currently feels like Eastenders where the only way to make it work is to get back old characters and relationships. (Note to producers: Jose Mourinho)
January 28, 2026 at 11:16 AM
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Why not train people how to use critical thinking so that they can critically evaluate the AI slop that is produced or the dis/misinformation on social media?
BREAKING: Free AI training will be offered to every adult in the UK, with short courses to teach people how to use simple AI tools effectively in the workplace.

Technology Secretary Liz Kendall tells #BBCBreakfast about the scheme
January 28, 2026 at 9:51 AM
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Scottish football remains undefeated
December 1, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Liz Truss's real legacy
January 27, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Yeah I’d watch the shit out of that
January 27, 2026 at 7:26 PM
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Lads. You've invented Rumbelows.
January 27, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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All I’m saying is that hypothetically, if the new board’s objective was to ruin Tottenham Hotspur Football Club, how would we be able to tell the difference?
January 27, 2026 at 10:51 AM
Tuesday
January 27, 2026 at 8:03 AM
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Welcome to 2026.
January 26, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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Vaccines work. Fucking get them.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
UK loses measles elimination status
Decision made after outbreaks in 2024, when there were nearly 3,000 cases in England and Wales.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 26, 2026 at 5:21 PM
I’ll give you one guess as to what I’m doing right now
January 26, 2026 at 5:21 PM
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I think at this point the UK has accepted Paddington as the Death Bear, collector of souls. So, I think as a nation we should start smearing marmalade on the eyes of the dead and whisper “fare for the crossing”. It’ll feel weird now but, in three of four generations, no one will question it.
January 26, 2026 at 11:36 AM
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Reform Party 🤝Your mum
Is there anyone Reform would turn down, at this point, do we think?
January 26, 2026 at 12:40 PM
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So all I have to do is wear these and men will leave me alone?
What to swap them for??

How about swapping them for a FUCK OFF
January 26, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Monday
January 26, 2026 at 7:30 AM
Just got out of the cinema (Marty Supreme - fucking superb) and seen the football score - nice work United (also look what happens when you get rid of a manager that isn’t working for you)
January 25, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Well…come on United? I guess? *shudders*
January 25, 2026 at 4:28 PM
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commiserations to non-Dutch speakers, who will never know what this is about
January 25, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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‘Got your big plate, Liam?’
January 25, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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Happy Anniversary Eric 👑
January 25, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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Remember when MET police violently shoved Ian Tomlinson in the back as he walked from work and he died?

Remember when Jean Charles de Menezes was shot by cops who then lied and said photos of police running and jumping turnstiles were actually of him.

Remember Northern Ireland?
And if that video came from pretty much any other country the government line would be treated for what it is: a lie.
January 25, 2026 at 1:15 PM
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Please share. 💔
January 25, 2026 at 4:46 AM