Megan Brown
@megantbrown.bsky.social
Seamstress, shameless cat lady, and gardener who writes things on occasion.
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Megan Brown
@megantbrown.bsky.social
· Jul 6
Not gonna lie, sometimes AI has me feeling like the guy in Mad Men who lost his shit over the computer and cut his nipple off
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I love to be told that feminism has failed women by women whose careers and ability to flourish in public life, let alone have a credit card, only exist because of feminism
December 19, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I love to be told that feminism has failed women by women whose careers and ability to flourish in public life, let alone have a credit card, only exist because of feminism
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Damn it sure would be embarrassing for the writer of this if there were any medical conditions where people could walk but not for long distances
Travelers bemoan a rise of able-bodied passengers who game the system to skip the lines. on.wsj.com/3N6apva
They Get Wheeled on Flights and Miraculously Walk Off. Praise ‘Jetway Jesus.’
Travelers bemoan a rise of able-bodied passengers who game the system to skip the lines.
on.wsj.com
December 19, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Damn it sure would be embarrassing for the writer of this if there were any medical conditions where people could walk but not for long distances
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I won’t say it has *cured* my seasonal funk, but DAMN if the confused potted Meyer lemon tree blooming in my living room isn’t boosting my mood a ton with its candy-like scent. Highly recommend
December 18, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I won’t say it has *cured* my seasonal funk, but DAMN if the confused potted Meyer lemon tree blooming in my living room isn’t boosting my mood a ton with its candy-like scent. Highly recommend
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December 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Rockalina is my everything
December 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Rockalina is my everything
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“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there
December 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there
Look who immediately sprawled out on the faux fur I was trying to cut as if he’s the star of his own personal GQ spread. (He should be.) #CatsOfBluesky
December 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Look who immediately sprawled out on the faux fur I was trying to cut as if he’s the star of his own personal GQ spread. (He should be.) #CatsOfBluesky
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I bet Liberace liked it when the Chordettes called out his hair for being particularly good in "Mr. Sandman". I bet that's a really nice feeling
December 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I bet Liberace liked it when the Chordettes called out his hair for being particularly good in "Mr. Sandman". I bet that's a really nice feeling
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My love for em dashes is as old as the hills and as mighty as my inability to make a transition between thoughts literally any other way and I will be damned if I let the clankers take that from me
December 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
My love for em dashes is as old as the hills and as mighty as my inability to make a transition between thoughts literally any other way and I will be damned if I let the clankers take that from me
Watching The Story of the Doors in the living room & heard husband in his office enthusiastically telling Jim Morrison the cat, “Mama’s listening to your music!” Feline Morrison was then taxied in front of the TV, where he agreeably dangled like a ragdoll to watch Krieger’s interview. #CatsofBsky
December 10, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Watching The Story of the Doors in the living room & heard husband in his office enthusiastically telling Jim Morrison the cat, “Mama’s listening to your music!” Feline Morrison was then taxied in front of the TV, where he agreeably dangled like a ragdoll to watch Krieger’s interview. #CatsofBsky
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Throwing up under the bed with my dog in solidarity
December 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Throwing up under the bed with my dog in solidarity
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I'm starting to wonder how much "the male loneliness epidemic" is just straight and bisexual women identifying low-effort, mean, and incompetent men and choosing not to date, marry, and tolerate them anymore
December 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I'm starting to wonder how much "the male loneliness epidemic" is just straight and bisexual women identifying low-effort, mean, and incompetent men and choosing not to date, marry, and tolerate them anymore
Nothing like an iOS update to remind me I grew up Southern Baptist. In spite of years of proudly practiced heathenry, I confess that largely inconsequential changes of the aesthetic variety send me into a spiral.
I’m backsliding. Might go yell at a teenaged waiter during Sunday rush or something.
I’m backsliding. Might go yell at a teenaged waiter during Sunday rush or something.
December 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Nothing like an iOS update to remind me I grew up Southern Baptist. In spite of years of proudly practiced heathenry, I confess that largely inconsequential changes of the aesthetic variety send me into a spiral.
I’m backsliding. Might go yell at a teenaged waiter during Sunday rush or something.
I’m backsliding. Might go yell at a teenaged waiter during Sunday rush or something.
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I went to my house and none of the cats knew you
December 4, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I went to my house and none of the cats knew you
Our household laughed at CD until we cried on first viewing, and he will forever be THAT bitch for me
I love you all so much I’m going to make sure you get the chance to read this too. Made my whole morning.
All the Cenobites from Hellraiser ranked
We've been through every Cenobite in all of the eight or so Hellraiser movies and ranked each of these devilish characters for your pleasure.
www.thedigitalfix.com
December 5, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Our household laughed at CD until we cried on first viewing, and he will forever be THAT bitch for me
Not to brag, but with the inhaler I got this morning for the cough I’ve had since my Covid infection IN OCTOBER, I can almost get a full sentence out without wheezing 💅🏻
December 5, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Not to brag, but with the inhaler I got this morning for the cough I’ve had since my Covid infection IN OCTOBER, I can almost get a full sentence out without wheezing 💅🏻
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“Blah,” said Toad.
December 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
“Blah,” said Toad.
Jesus Husqvarna Christ you put a needle clean through your finger with a semi industrial sewing machine ONE TIME and then everyone’s all weird about you having access to power tools forever
December 4, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Jesus Husqvarna Christ you put a needle clean through your finger with a semi industrial sewing machine ONE TIME and then everyone’s all weird about you having access to power tools forever
Walking into Best Buy over the weekend: “should I warn the associate that if I cry it’s just because I’ve been clinging to my 2015 laptop for the memory of a pre-Trump era and it is now a sort of totem of democracy with which I hesitate…”
Spouse, wearily: “you just tell them whatever you need to.”
Spouse, wearily: “you just tell them whatever you need to.”
December 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Walking into Best Buy over the weekend: “should I warn the associate that if I cry it’s just because I’ve been clinging to my 2015 laptop for the memory of a pre-Trump era and it is now a sort of totem of democracy with which I hesitate…”
Spouse, wearily: “you just tell them whatever you need to.”
Spouse, wearily: “you just tell them whatever you need to.”
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I don't do Advent calendars but I do have a thing where you open a little door and there's pills.
December 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I don't do Advent calendars but I do have a thing where you open a little door and there's pills.
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Every time cate blanchette’s on screen, you gotta say loudly in the movie theater: “dats one classy broad”
December 1, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Every time cate blanchette’s on screen, you gotta say loudly in the movie theater: “dats one classy broad”
As we nurse our hangovers and enjoy leftovers in the peace of our own homes today, let us appreciate the unsung heroes of the holiday season: former-only-child spouses who dutifully endure our energy vampire siblings and their shitty offspring with the unflinching calm of a professional poker player
November 28, 2025 at 8:39 PM
As we nurse our hangovers and enjoy leftovers in the peace of our own homes today, let us appreciate the unsung heroes of the holiday season: former-only-child spouses who dutifully endure our energy vampire siblings and their shitty offspring with the unflinching calm of a professional poker player