Mejoff
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Pan Poly LARPer Gamer Leftie Boulderer Miniature-painter occasional Author and Game-designer ADHD grieving former Cat-dad
I love this. A lot.
The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
December 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I love this. A lot.
Ever been in a pub and seen a bloke show off to a girl he fancies, who clearly despises him, by bullying his partner and his mates in a way he obviously thinks is clever banter?
That's Starmerism.
That's Starmerism.
December 9, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Ever been in a pub and seen a bloke show off to a girl he fancies, who clearly despises him, by bullying his partner and his mates in a way he obviously thinks is clever banter?
That's Starmerism.
That's Starmerism.
#mediocreclimberhavingfun #eustonwall The Perilous Overhang
December 9, 2025 at 9:19 AM
#mediocreclimberhavingfun #eustonwall The Perilous Overhang
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This week two legal judgements, concerning employers based in Scotland, have shown that employers are not obliged to exclude trans people from facilities that align with their gender.
Full statement: transactual.org.uk/blog/2025/12...
#Trans #Nonbinary #EqualityAct #EHRC
Full statement: transactual.org.uk/blog/2025/12...
#Trans #Nonbinary #EqualityAct #EHRC
December 8, 2025 at 8:50 PM
This week two legal judgements, concerning employers based in Scotland, have shown that employers are not obliged to exclude trans people from facilities that align with their gender.
Full statement: transactual.org.uk/blog/2025/12...
#Trans #Nonbinary #EqualityAct #EHRC
Full statement: transactual.org.uk/blog/2025/12...
#Trans #Nonbinary #EqualityAct #EHRC
There's a man sat next to me on the train who seems to be working on something for @thegameawards.com and his testicles are so, so swollen that he has to sit with his legs at right angles and his entire right thigh is just taking up half my seat.
December 9, 2025 at 7:11 AM
There's a man sat next to me on the train who seems to be working on something for @thegameawards.com and his testicles are so, so swollen that he has to sit with his legs at right angles and his entire right thigh is just taking up half my seat.
Pro-tip:
If your work laptop has water damage, your IT team will find out. When you hand it to us dead and swear blind you didn't spill anything on it, the first thing that happens when we can't fix it is we send it to the manufacturer under the warranty and they tell us what was wrong!
If your work laptop has water damage, your IT team will find out. When you hand it to us dead and swear blind you didn't spill anything on it, the first thing that happens when we can't fix it is we send it to the manufacturer under the warranty and they tell us what was wrong!
December 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Pro-tip:
If your work laptop has water damage, your IT team will find out. When you hand it to us dead and swear blind you didn't spill anything on it, the first thing that happens when we can't fix it is we send it to the manufacturer under the warranty and they tell us what was wrong!
If your work laptop has water damage, your IT team will find out. When you hand it to us dead and swear blind you didn't spill anything on it, the first thing that happens when we can't fix it is we send it to the manufacturer under the warranty and they tell us what was wrong!
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Capitalism was born with slavery fully baked in - integral, natural, necessary - and forever strives to replace that part of itself wherever it has been cut out.
(Which still isn't everywhere.)
(Which still isn't everywhere.)
December 2, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Capitalism was born with slavery fully baked in - integral, natural, necessary - and forever strives to replace that part of itself wherever it has been cut out.
(Which still isn't everywhere.)
(Which still isn't everywhere.)
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So fucking bored of the eternal grift of 'this country is shit now, and we're going to make it more shit, please read my column where I get paid hundreds of thousands of pounds to tell you how shit things are, and also it's the migrants/disabled/transes' fault' in the UK.
Empty, pathetic, weak.
Empty, pathetic, weak.
December 8, 2025 at 9:50 AM
So fucking bored of the eternal grift of 'this country is shit now, and we're going to make it more shit, please read my column where I get paid hundreds of thousands of pounds to tell you how shit things are, and also it's the migrants/disabled/transes' fault' in the UK.
Empty, pathetic, weak.
Empty, pathetic, weak.
Why could a government that has form for prescribing peaceful protest orgs as "terrorists" and is planning to remove trial by jury possibly be interested in weakening rules on torture?
It's a mystery.
It's a mystery.
Rights groups warn against UK plans to weaken torture protections in ECHR
Exclusive: Ministers face pushback over potential changes to asylum seekers’ rights before Council of Europe meeting
www.theguardian.com
December 8, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Why could a government that has form for prescribing peaceful protest orgs as "terrorists" and is planning to remove trial by jury possibly be interested in weakening rules on torture?
It's a mystery.
It's a mystery.
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Here's a tip about adult politics.
Support, loyalty, affiliation to a party is buying into childish football scarf nonsense.
Adults support and vote for a manifesto. For policies. For what is being promised or against what is being done.
Trust in top decision makers is a factor. But not a party.
Support, loyalty, affiliation to a party is buying into childish football scarf nonsense.
Adults support and vote for a manifesto. For policies. For what is being promised or against what is being done.
Trust in top decision makers is a factor. But not a party.
December 7, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Here's a tip about adult politics.
Support, loyalty, affiliation to a party is buying into childish football scarf nonsense.
Adults support and vote for a manifesto. For policies. For what is being promised or against what is being done.
Trust in top decision makers is a factor. But not a party.
Support, loyalty, affiliation to a party is buying into childish football scarf nonsense.
Adults support and vote for a manifesto. For policies. For what is being promised or against what is being done.
Trust in top decision makers is a factor. But not a party.
When train companies use "a shortage of train crew" as the excuse for cancelling your train, remember that they decide how many train crew to employ, and the pay and conditions under which those crew operate. What they actually mean is "because we prioritised shareholder profit over your train home.
December 5, 2025 at 4:59 PM
When train companies use "a shortage of train crew" as the excuse for cancelling your train, remember that they decide how many train crew to employ, and the pay and conditions under which those crew operate. What they actually mean is "because we prioritised shareholder profit over your train home.
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RETIRED GHOST TRAIN ANIMATRONIC 😂
Retired ghost train animatronic Streeting said: “I’m so nervous. What if he picks up? What if he’s seen this ADHD thing and gone ‘Attaboy, Streeting! Why don’t you come to the White House and play a round of golf with me and my friends? They’re your friends now, too, Wes, and so am I’?”
Streeting nervously twirling telephone cord hoping RFK Jr will finally return his calls
Wes Streeting is currently waiting by the phone hoping fellow health secretary Robert Francis Kennedy Jr has finally noticed what a special little evil boy he is, according to political sources. Stree...
thedailytism.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:50 PM
RETIRED GHOST TRAIN ANIMATRONIC 😂
Apparently Streeting's new review into ADHD, Autism, and Depression Diagnosis is being conducted under the Hilary Cass methodology: Appoint someone who already agrees with your desired outcome to write "once we eliminated all the studies that conflict with the desired outcome, what remained didn't".
December 5, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Apparently Streeting's new review into ADHD, Autism, and Depression Diagnosis is being conducted under the Hilary Cass methodology: Appoint someone who already agrees with your desired outcome to write "once we eliminated all the studies that conflict with the desired outcome, what remained didn't".
I am quite enjoying seeing the fascist press screech itself hoarse over Question Time "ambushing" Reform's ambulatory wallet by allowing a couple of immigrants and a handful of One Nation Tory types sit this one time in an audience that is normally 100% Al Murray Pub Landlord clones.
December 5, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I am quite enjoying seeing the fascist press screech itself hoarse over Question Time "ambushing" Reform's ambulatory wallet by allowing a couple of immigrants and a handful of One Nation Tory types sit this one time in an audience that is normally 100% Al Murray Pub Landlord clones.
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As A Jew™️ who loves Christmas music but came to it late, here are what the genres feel like to me:
- A Magic Baby Was Born, And Now Everything Everywhere Is Perfect
- Holy Fucking Shit; Thank Fucking God It's Finally Christmas
- Do Me (It's Christmas)
- I Want To Fuck Santa
- A Magic Baby Was Born, And Now Everything Everywhere Is Perfect
- Holy Fucking Shit; Thank Fucking God It's Finally Christmas
- Do Me (It's Christmas)
- I Want To Fuck Santa
December 2, 2024 at 12:42 AM
As A Jew™️ who loves Christmas music but came to it late, here are what the genres feel like to me:
- A Magic Baby Was Born, And Now Everything Everywhere Is Perfect
- Holy Fucking Shit; Thank Fucking God It's Finally Christmas
- Do Me (It's Christmas)
- I Want To Fuck Santa
- A Magic Baby Was Born, And Now Everything Everywhere Is Perfect
- Holy Fucking Shit; Thank Fucking God It's Finally Christmas
- Do Me (It's Christmas)
- I Want To Fuck Santa
Wes Streeting, going purely on evidence from his statements and policy decisions, wants more suicide in the UK. He isnin favour of people he doesn't like removing themselves from his equation and is committed to causing that to happen at the greatest scale he can accomplish.
December 4, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Wes Streeting, going purely on evidence from his statements and policy decisions, wants more suicide in the UK. He isnin favour of people he doesn't like removing themselves from his equation and is committed to causing that to happen at the greatest scale he can accomplish.
Capitalism was born with slavery fully baked in - integral, natural, necessary - and forever strives to replace that part of itself wherever it has been cut out.
(Which still isn't everywhere.)
(Which still isn't everywhere.)
December 2, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Capitalism was born with slavery fully baked in - integral, natural, necessary - and forever strives to replace that part of itself wherever it has been cut out.
(Which still isn't everywhere.)
(Which still isn't everywhere.)
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m̶o̶b̶i̶l̶i̶t̶y̶ c̶u̶t̶s̶
Literally everything
Literally everything
You could substitute so many Labour initiatives for "Motability cuts" and this headline would still make sense. What a tragedy this Government is.
November 29, 2025 at 8:53 AM
m̶o̶b̶i̶l̶i̶t̶y̶ c̶u̶t̶s̶
Literally everything
Literally everything
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Less comfortable for genocide-supporting Zionists is not the same thing as less safe for Jewish people. And the equation of Zionism with Judaism is itself antisemitic.
November 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Less comfortable for genocide-supporting Zionists is not the same thing as less safe for Jewish people. And the equation of Zionism with Judaism is itself antisemitic.
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truth coming out of her well to shame humanity
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
truth coming out of her well to shame humanity
#BakeOff Gothic
You pull off the gingham, there is a chicken that might lay some time today, and some wheat. A grindstone, some milk and a small churn. A foot of sugar cane.
The timer says 90 minutes.
The instructions say "do a brioche".
You pull off the gingham, there is a chicken that might lay some time today, and some wheat. A grindstone, some milk and a small churn. A foot of sugar cane.
The timer says 90 minutes.
The instructions say "do a brioche".
November 28, 2025 at 10:18 PM
#BakeOff Gothic
You pull off the gingham, there is a chicken that might lay some time today, and some wheat. A grindstone, some milk and a small churn. A foot of sugar cane.
The timer says 90 minutes.
The instructions say "do a brioche".
You pull off the gingham, there is a chicken that might lay some time today, and some wheat. A grindstone, some milk and a small churn. A foot of sugar cane.
The timer says 90 minutes.
The instructions say "do a brioche".
"Hurrah for the Blackshirts!"?
GIVE PEAS A CHANCE!
November 28, 2025 at 2:01 PM
"Hurrah for the Blackshirts!"?
November 28, 2025 at 10:54 AM