Melissa Cynova she/her
@melissacynova.bsky.social
Author, tarot reader, witch, rapscallion. #tarot
This is me.
YOU DUMB FUCKS. THIS IS ME.
I have a scooter. I can walk. I can't, however, walk through 80 miles of airport. I can walk onto an airplane or through hallways. I can't walk the .5 mile to the convention center.
People, get smarter, it's embarrassing at this point.
I have a scooter. I can walk. I can't, however, walk through 80 miles of airport. I can walk onto an airplane or through hallways. I can't walk the .5 mile to the convention center.
People, get smarter, it's embarrassing at this point.
Travelers bemoan a rise of able-bodied passengers who game the system to skip the lines. on.wsj.com/3N6apva
December 19, 2025 at 2:47 AM
This is me.
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Something, something down with the patriarchy… #fuckthepatriarchy #angrywoman
December 12, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Something, something down with the patriarchy… #fuckthepatriarchy #angrywoman
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A country run by banks will always be in debt
Healthcare run by Big Pharma will never cure disease
A state run by war will never know peace
A nation run by media will never know the truth
Healthcare run by Big Pharma will never cure disease
A state run by war will never know peace
A nation run by media will never know the truth
December 7, 2025 at 2:06 PM
A country run by banks will always be in debt
Healthcare run by Big Pharma will never cure disease
A state run by war will never know peace
A nation run by media will never know the truth
Healthcare run by Big Pharma will never cure disease
A state run by war will never know peace
A nation run by media will never know the truth
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Here’s a video of all the included items in the raffle :)
November 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Here’s a video of all the included items in the raffle :)
Totally fell in love with a deck that has some ai art in it. Frick
October 19, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Totally fell in love with a deck that has some ai art in it. Frick
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“Multiplying protest frogs” 🤣
Troops to Portland still on hold, multiplying protest frogs, fact-check on Trump claims: Get caught up
It’s not clear when the 9th Circuit panel will issue its ruling, but it will likely come before an Oct. 17 hearing
www.oregonlive.com
October 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
“Multiplying protest frogs” 🤣
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I remember when I used to go DAYS—WEEKS EVEN—without thinking about the President of the United States because I wasn’t worried about him starting a civil or world war, making a gestapo police force, or ripping our constitution to shreds.
October 6, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I remember when I used to go DAYS—WEEKS EVEN—without thinking about the President of the United States because I wasn’t worried about him starting a civil or world war, making a gestapo police force, or ripping our constitution to shreds.
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Relaxing Tea Better Fucking Work https://theonion.com/relaxing-tea-better-fucking-work-1819579209/
September 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Relaxing Tea Better Fucking Work https://theonion.com/relaxing-tea-better-fucking-work-1819579209/
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Connecticut, Maine,
Massachusetts, New Jersey, New York State, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island and New York City formed the Northeast Public Health Collaborative.
They’ll issue their own vaccine recommendations & coordinate public health efforts.
Photo: @luckytran.com
🧪 www.nyc.gov/site/doh/abo...
Massachusetts, New Jersey, New York State, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island and New York City formed the Northeast Public Health Collaborative.
They’ll issue their own vaccine recommendations & coordinate public health efforts.
Photo: @luckytran.com
🧪 www.nyc.gov/site/doh/abo...
September 18, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Connecticut, Maine,
Massachusetts, New Jersey, New York State, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island and New York City formed the Northeast Public Health Collaborative.
They’ll issue their own vaccine recommendations & coordinate public health efforts.
Photo: @luckytran.com
🧪 www.nyc.gov/site/doh/abo...
Massachusetts, New Jersey, New York State, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island and New York City formed the Northeast Public Health Collaborative.
They’ll issue their own vaccine recommendations & coordinate public health efforts.
Photo: @luckytran.com
🧪 www.nyc.gov/site/doh/abo...
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Yesterday's sighting at #TarotsDelMundo in Mexico City. @thetarotlady.bsky.social @melissacynova.bsky.social #CarrieParis
#Tarot
#CDMX
#Tarot
#CDMX
August 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Yesterday's sighting at #TarotsDelMundo in Mexico City. @thetarotlady.bsky.social @melissacynova.bsky.social #CarrieParis
#Tarot
#CDMX
#Tarot
#CDMX
It’s unnerving to have a normal Saturday in the middle of absolute uncertainty about the world. This is fucking surreal. We are all suffering.
August 23, 2025 at 8:42 PM
It’s unnerving to have a normal Saturday in the middle of absolute uncertainty about the world. This is fucking surreal. We are all suffering.
I find it calming to give #tarot readings in times of crisis. I can’t fix the world, but I can help my client focus on themselves first. It’s just a little thing, but all of the little good things add up.
August 21, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I find it calming to give #tarot readings in times of crisis. I can’t fix the world, but I can help my client focus on themselves first. It’s just a little thing, but all of the little good things add up.
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I saw someone genuinely irritated that Taylor Swift fans are having some moments of joy these last couple of days despite the horrors of the world, I want to reassure that person that when the Taylor Swift fans are done having their joy the horrors will still be there, don't worry, they can catch up
August 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I saw someone genuinely irritated that Taylor Swift fans are having some moments of joy these last couple of days despite the horrors of the world, I want to reassure that person that when the Taylor Swift fans are done having their joy the horrors will still be there, don't worry, they can catch up
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This is what is happening right now.
August 4, 2025 at 2:27 AM
This is what is happening right now.