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Merry Christmas to all, especially the radical left scum.
December 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Do not download Hogwarts Legacy on the Epic Games Store. I do not care if it’s free.

Slungus
December 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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I would not play the Harry Potter game if it was free. I wouldn’t play the Harry Potter game if you paid me.

Fuck Harry Potter
December 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Firing bigots for harassing your customers is good, actually. As is firing columnists who use their platform to argue otherwise.
“Those of us on the left should be fighting to improve protections for workers of all races, and thereby for the betterment of people’s material conditions regardless of their views,” Arash Azizi argues:
Why the Cinnabon Story Doesn’t Make Me Happy
The left should be promoting working-class solidarity, not delighting in seeing workers summarily dismissed.
bit.ly
December 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
He is projecting to the Astral Plane in order to better observe and eventually solve the conflict.
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Oops, almost forgot to get the turkey out of the freezer. #PleaseClap.
November 27, 2025 at 7:05 AM
People on here will tweet anything. 'Jesus absolutely had hoes.' Of course he did. That is true.
Jesus absolutely had hoes
November 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Senator Schumer is no longer effective and should be replaced. If you can’t lead the fight to stop healthcare premiums from skyrocketing for Americans, what will you fight for?
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
You are not suited to lead at this moment. Resign.
Democrats have been fighting for months to address America's healthcare crisis

For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare

We will keep fighting
November 10, 2025 at 6:25 AM
What if we made our employees miserable AND the shopping experience worse?
November 8, 2025 at 8:57 PM
A better world is possible.
November 5, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
November 4, 2025 at 8:10 AM
I have found a sous vide controlled water bath to be the best way to manage milk temp when making cheese. I dont know that I've actually ever used it to cook anything?
the older i get the more i think there might only be 3 kinds of millennial midlife crisis: Vans Warped Tour, Funkopop, and Making Sous Vide Your Entire Personality
October 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
October 14, 2025 at 4:36 PM
people on here will tweet anything. "The extreme left is soft on Nick Fuentes." No they aren't. That isn't true.
The extreme left’s weird soft treatment of Nick Fuentes is a reminder that if you go far enough in either direction, you loop back around
October 14, 2025 at 7:18 AM
people on here will tweet anything. "Johnny Cash can seem deeply uncool." No he can't. That isn't true.
Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, country-music legend Johnny Cash can seem deeply uncool. It took time for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength, writes Jon Fasman.
Essay | Can We Finally Give Johnny Cash His Due?
Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, the country-music legend can seem deeply uncool. It took time for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength.
on.wsj.com
October 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Swearing is good, and this rules.
grawlix | noun | a series of typographical symbols (such as $#!) used in text as a replacement for profanity
October 8, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I hope but do not expect that Jefferies will do the right thing (resign immediately).
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: "We hope and expect that Republicans will do the right thing"
September 29, 2025 at 1:45 PM
New Memory Lapse is awesome! I approve.
All basics in this deck are those islands.

Other cards in the deck!
September 26, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Apparently, we are getting
raptured today? So, um, congratulations, or I'm sorry that happened, as appropriate.
September 23, 2025 at 12:01 PM
You do not need to be in the room to report on the administration, especially if they are mostly going to lie to you and only let you publish the what they like.
There goes the First Amendment.
September 20, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Do not march on bridges or rsvp to protests.
RSVP to the protest or don’t, it’s bad opsec but the fbi is not super likely to show up at your house because you marched on a bridge or whatever. that said are you sure you want to put yourself on yet another mailing list
September 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence
September 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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to my mind the woman who dies of sepsis because of antiabortion laws, or the person who dies because they can't afford insulin -- these are just as much victims of political violence as the man shot through the throat while making a racist speech
September 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM