Balatro launched one year ago today

I often say I made this game for myself and friends, but seeing so many people connect with Balatro has filled this past year with joy. Thank you players, your love and support have kept Balatro thriving!

I appreciate you all naneinf! 🍌

That’s more like it.

Me: 😔🫱( ⚫️ )🫲
The many trials that await me:
👁️👄👁️

Fingernails as floss 😩😩😩

Administering electric shocks to people in the adjacent room and hesitating when the screams get too loud. Thankfully there's an authority figure here reassuring me that it's ok to continue

lunar calendar? buddy, we're on earth

playing "got your nose" with my infant son to prepare him for the gaslighting that comes with living in trump's america

Giving the mice a break today. They’re sitting on the couch eating popcorn watching TV while I skitter in the walls

Shamelessly seeing irl friends viewing but not liking the pregnant clippy TikTok I cooked up earlier. Anyways, here it is.

Here is a nice mushroom

“waahhhh egg prices are too high” just lay the eggs yourself you lazy prick

Sorry I haven’t been answering your texts it’s just that since installing a bidet I haven’t been able to hear my phone going off over the sound of the water shooting Up into my ass.

One of the most dazzling birds in North America is the Indigo Bunting. Blue coloring in birds is structural rather than pigment. The structure of the feathers themselves are what is reflecting blue light. #BlueMonday

Here are some nice mushrooms

My eight year old suggests that we just have TikTok every other day and, honestly, yes.

I’m calling for a boy cot. (Cots for boys)
This is where they can sleep

Me when I use a hair to get something out of my teeth

Did electric light orchestra make this app