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More elections are already around the corner, mere days.

And Democrats have opportunities to build on their November gains by flipping more offices: in Tennessee, in Georgia, in Florida.

And that's just the tip of a busy election month.

My new guide, just out:
The 25 Elections to Watch This December - Bolts
On the heels of their sweeping wins in November, Democrats have opportunities to gain further ground in December runoffs and special elections. They’re hoping for upsets in conservative territory, fro...
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November 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Yep. I've been waiting for EU spooks to start reminding Trump that they've got their own capabilities.
Three things about the Witkoff tapes:

1) It appears Western intelligence services have decided to let Witkoff (and Trump) know they have recordings of their traitorous conversations w/Russia.

2) This Ukraine "deal" was all Witkoff's idea.

3) Congressional leaders should demand he be fired.
EXCLUSIVE: US presidential envoy Steve Witkoff advised Russia on how to pitch Ukraine plans to Trump, in audio files reviewed by Bloomberg
November 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
That ballroom isn't going to gild itself.
Russia has started selling off its gold reserves for the first time to pay for the war.

The Bank of Russia has, for the first time, started real sales of physical gold from its reserves as part of the Finance Ministry’s operations to fund the state budget.
November 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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CNN: What if there are more names connected to the Democratic Party that come out in the files?

CHRIS MURPHY: So what?
November 20, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Friends,

Winter will come to Ukraine very soon. After the Russian attacks,we spend hours without electricity.Sometimes there's no heating and/or water,as well.Several schools&a hospital from Kyiv region have asked me to help them with generators.

Power Up Ukraine are true friends of Ukraine⤵️
November 19, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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For the life of me I don't understand why the White House press corps continues to debase itself. (Congress too, for that matter.)
November 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Coons on Epstein files: "My hunch is that AG Bondi, having just been ordered on social media by the president to open an investigation into a series of high-profile Dems, will promptly say, 'No, there's an ongoing investigation, we can't disclose any of this,' and the president will back that up."
November 17, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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Marjorie Taylor Greene on Trump: “It’s astonishing really how hard he’s fighting to stop the Epstein files from coming out that he actually goes to this level.”
November 15, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Listening to one podcast after another in which liberals carefully dissect the intellectual underpinnings of the right's latest plan to throw us all in gulags, and it makes me wonder: Why don't they talk about us? Why do we only talk about them?
Whether it's garbage NYT left-bait or right wing flood-the-zone nonsense that we all pile on to, we are letting the wrong people set our overall information agenda in a very deep and fundamental way. And it's a very serious mistake.
November 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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You'll ignore this, but every time you tweet angrily about crap like that Nuzzi piece you're confirming NYT editors' intuitions/incentivizing more of it. The entire intellectual/journo model here is, "Does this person get people angry? Yes? OK they're provocative/get talked about. Write about her."
November 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I've come to the opinion that T-bag gets a thrill out of saying "groceries" because in his mind it shows he's a rarified being so far above the hoi polloi. To be compared to Marie Antoinette is an honor.
November 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The thing about Cuomo is that after Me Too, the Democrats, of all people, can't turn a blind eye the sexisim of last century. People like Cuomo should recognize they're tainted and step aside.
November 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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OH F*CKING SHOCKER
November 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
@sethabramson.bsky.social so this means he'll cut it out with the rockets, politics, and Twitter and sleep on the car factory floor again, right?
November 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Just wait till Trump gets his hands on that number: "135 Billion lbs!"
Dr Oz: "Americans will lose 135 million pounds by the midterms"
November 6, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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AH!

Dishwashers exist primarily to make living with traditional dinner ware easier. It's the anti-single-use-item machine.

The pods are like "but what if we force some single-use items into your routine?"

I think that's why I hate them so much.
November 5, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Looking forward to tomorrow’s interview in which Mike Johnson explains that he’s never heard of New York.
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Dick Cheney dead AND a Dem electoral sweep, someone pinch me.
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Today's the day
For you to say
F DJT
November 4, 2025 at 3:06 PM
It's always a good day when a war criminal meets his maker.
November 4, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Someday soon you'll notice half the cars in your neighborhood are EVs
November 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
They'll still have to convince a jury.
Stephen Miller on Fox threatens to arrest JB Pritzker for "seditious conspiracy" and says, "to all ICE officers: you have federal immunity in the conduct of your duties. And anybody who lays a hand on you or tries to stop or obstruct you is committing a felony."
October 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I think someone is single handedly causing a demand spike.
October 8, 2025 at 5:45 PM
One of my favorite Kubrick movies is Paths of Glory.
September 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM