Garry
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Garry
@metgara.bsky.social
Not into ASMR but there is definitely something about the way Jane Pauley says “Erin MORIARTY”
January 11, 2026 at 5:36 PM
The Rams are still leading yet it feels like even they know they’ve already blown this game. Pathetic and sad. No one wants to watch this garbage Panthers team again next weekend.
January 10, 2026 at 11:33 PM
The ironclad support for Lamar Jackson by certain NFL analysts borders on religious zealotry.
January 6, 2026 at 11:34 PM
The random Capitalization of Words in this Statement is deranged.
A statement from John Harbaugh, via the Ravens:
January 6, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Let us appreciate the actors who absolutely crush their small roles, like this guy who tells Elaine “you’ll never pull it off” about her skinny-mirror dress.
January 6, 2026 at 10:44 PM
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The Polymarket bettor, the identity of whom is unknown, bet $30,000 on the capture of Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro less than a day before he was abducted by U.S. forces.
Bill Seeks Insider Trading Crackdown After Bettor Made $400,000 On Maduro Capture
The Polymarket bettor, the identity of whom is unknown, bet $30,000 on the capture of Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro less than a day before he was abducted by U.S. forces.
www.forbes.com
January 5, 2026 at 7:40 PM
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Feels to me like the last quote here is more devastating and incriminating than even the birthday book and the photos and the rest.
These are the people who are willing to go on the record.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
December 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The Knicks win the NBA Cup.

[Marv Albert voice]

Yes! And it COUNTS!!!
December 17, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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A virgin dweeb is tearing the Republican Party apart!
December 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Tfw you just did a big load of laundry and throw your dirty clothes into the newly empty hamper. It’s like throwing your clothes down a well. A long deep fall like Wile E. Coyote going over the cliff and then…kerplunk. So satisfying, Isaac Newton would be proud to see that much gravity in action.
December 10, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Let’s save ourselves some time. The following people are all totally fine but they 1000% do not have the personality to be elected president.

Mark Kelly
Andy Beshear
Tim Walz
Cory Booker

Sorry fellas!
December 7, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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Her Listening Age was 16 you sick fuck
December 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Our god was an awesome god. We’ll miss you Brandon Nimmo. A prideful Met and a Met you can be proud of.

Good luck in Texas.
a man wearing headphones and a new york baseball jersey
ALT: a man wearing headphones and a new york baseball jersey
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Best New Artist of 2025? On this there can be no debate. It’s the CARMAX BAND.
November 24, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Putting this into the universe. Whenever Kenan Thompson decides to leave SNL, they should make him the host for his final episode. He deserves it! And so do we!
November 21, 2025 at 5:10 AM
This Nvidia CEO is on the verge of going absolutely fucking insane over the next 5 years. The leather jacket is just the start. A midlife crisis times a billion. Prayers to his family.
I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.
November 19, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Has any actor ever crushed their one and only scene as well as “Timmy” in the Double Dipped the Chip scene on Seinfeld? Just 90 seconds of perfection along with George.
November 16, 2025 at 4:57 AM
He looks like Tony Clifton without the sunglasses
Sports lovers, what do yall think of Nicholas Cage as John Madden for the Madden movie dropping next year?
November 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Wrote about how Game 7 not only had two of the five most impactful plays in history, it also had..

- the most impactful out ever
- 3 of the top dozen plays ever
- the most plays that swung championship WPA by at least 15% of any game ever (9)

www.mlb.com/news/most-wi...
Your eyes didn't deceive you -- Game 7 really did have the most wild swings all time
Game 7 of the 2025 World Series was one of the wildest, and to some extent that’s expressed as easily as “a deciding World Series game went to extra innings,” which had happened just twice before in b...
www.mlb.com
November 3, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Three of the 12 most pivotal plays in baseball history by cWPA occurred last night
November 2, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Magic Johnson dropping some knowledge about winning in the postgame. What a legend.
November 2, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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Max Scherzer will be the 4th pitcher to start multiple World Series winner-take-all Game 7s, joining:

Bob Gibson (3)
Lew Burdette
Don Larsen
November 1, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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This photo of rookie Yesavage casually walking off the mound as future Hall of Famer and helmet-less Ohtani is still in motion striking out is everything. #WantItAll
October 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM