Mary Frankovich
@mfranko.bsky.social
Like a cool 65-year-old in the spry body of a 30-year-old.
I would love to spend one day on social media without seeing that fucking Norman Rockwell meme.
January 28, 2026 at 2:43 PM
I would love to spend one day on social media without seeing that fucking Norman Rockwell meme.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that if you hear a song from Beach House’s 2012 masterpiece Bloom, you must then listen to Bloom.
January 23, 2026 at 8:07 PM
It is a truth universally acknowledged that if you hear a song from Beach House’s 2012 masterpiece Bloom, you must then listen to Bloom.
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Violence is too often sloppy; it spills over. Misogynists kill a lot of men, racists kill white people, ICE in its attacks on immigrants and anyone who looks like them just killed a white US citizen. When you're a hammer, everything looks like a nail; when you're a gun everyone is a target.
January 8, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Violence is too often sloppy; it spills over. Misogynists kill a lot of men, racists kill white people, ICE in its attacks on immigrants and anyone who looks like them just killed a white US citizen. When you're a hammer, everything looks like a nail; when you're a gun everyone is a target.
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…it should break your heart to kill.
January 8, 2026 at 4:02 AM
…it should break your heart to kill.
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Woman Struggles To Put Down Bags While Holding Coffee Like Dog Trying To Fit Stick Through Door https://theonion.com/woman-struggles-to-put-down-bags-while-holding-coffee-like-dog-trying-to-fit-stick-through-door/
December 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Woman Struggles To Put Down Bags While Holding Coffee Like Dog Trying To Fit Stick Through Door https://theonion.com/woman-struggles-to-put-down-bags-while-holding-coffee-like-dog-trying-to-fit-stick-through-door/
Peak cat behavior.
November 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Peak cat behavior.
I’m not saying that my pumpkin pie is the best, but I am saying that I’ve never had a pumpkin pie I liked better than my own.
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I’m not saying that my pumpkin pie is the best, but I am saying that I’ve never had a pumpkin pie I liked better than my own.
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This is so incredible. You have to see the photos. These workers held the line for THREE YEARS www.publicsource.org/post-gazette...
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 AM
This is so incredible. You have to see the photos. These workers held the line for THREE YEARS www.publicsource.org/post-gazette...
I need this crewneck.
November 21, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I need this crewneck.
My husband and I recently talked about the difference between Geese and Goose. He also played one of them in the car (the jam band). I could not tell you which is which.
November 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
My husband and I recently talked about the difference between Geese and Goose. He also played one of them in the car (the jam band). I could not tell you which is which.
I need to finally read Wuthering Heights so I can be properly justified in my irritation at the new adaptation.
November 14, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I need to finally read Wuthering Heights so I can be properly justified in my irritation at the new adaptation.
Jesus christ every story about AI chat bot relationships is so BLEAK. It’s telling that 2 of the 3 that NYT featured started with a man whose wife was too depressed or busy for him.
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Jesus christ every story about AI chat bot relationships is so BLEAK. It’s telling that 2 of the 3 that NYT featured started with a man whose wife was too depressed or busy for him.
I wish I could be this comfy just once in this godforsaken life.
November 11, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I wish I could be this comfy just once in this godforsaken life.
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In general, I feel like I’m meant to be friends with most birds.
November 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
In general, I feel like I’m meant to be friends with most birds.
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AI and Crypto data centers need to be the first ones to lose power in a brown out.
November 5, 2025 at 9:21 PM
AI and Crypto data centers need to be the first ones to lose power in a brown out.
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Suburban Mom Wows Family With Most Androgynous Look Yet https://theonion.com/suburban-mom-wows-family-with-most-androgynous-look-yet-1819575789/
November 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Suburban Mom Wows Family With Most Androgynous Look Yet https://theonion.com/suburban-mom-wows-family-with-most-androgynous-look-yet-1819575789/
Adam and Jeeves, not Adam and Eve.
October 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Adam and Jeeves, not Adam and Eve.
The drop shipping takeover of Etsy was bad enough, but the AI slop takeover is extra depressing.
October 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The drop shipping takeover of Etsy was bad enough, but the AI slop takeover is extra depressing.
The new The Last Dinner Party album fucking rocks. It doesn’t hit you in the face as much as their first album, but it’s just as good. The Scythe is one of the best songs of the year.
October 29, 2025 at 2:53 PM
The new The Last Dinner Party album fucking rocks. It doesn’t hit you in the face as much as their first album, but it’s just as good. The Scythe is one of the best songs of the year.
I watched The Faculty over the weekend and the scariest part of that movie was Stokely’s transformation. You cannot tell me that Clea Duvall went from sci-fi loving mall-rat goth to THIS.
October 27, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I watched The Faculty over the weekend and the scariest part of that movie was Stokely’s transformation. You cannot tell me that Clea Duvall went from sci-fi loving mall-rat goth to THIS.
The My Neighbor Totoro soundtrack kicks ass. It’s my new favorite thing to work to. A Huge Tree in the Tsukamori Forest is a bop for the ages.
October 21, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The My Neighbor Totoro soundtrack kicks ass. It’s my new favorite thing to work to. A Huge Tree in the Tsukamori Forest is a bop for the ages.
In hindsight, it maybe wasn’t a good idea to get my Covid and flu vaccines in the same arm.
October 17, 2025 at 12:56 PM
In hindsight, it maybe wasn’t a good idea to get my Covid and flu vaccines in the same arm.
Oh great, trying to close a document and Microsoft Word is asking me if I want to save changes I didn’t make.
October 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Oh great, trying to close a document and Microsoft Word is asking me if I want to save changes I didn’t make.