Matthew Wright
@mgfw.bsky.social
I'm still joking
So are #utb, #nyg
So are #utb, #nyg
"...and they're not laughing anymore."
I beg to differ.
I beg to differ.
This is some really bleak shit, folks. Take a hard look at your president.
December 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
"...and they're not laughing anymore."
I beg to differ.
I beg to differ.
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Down to the last 50 tube stations. If everyone that sees this message can repost it, it would make absolutely fuck all difference to me or what I am doing. It wouldn’t help me in the slightest, either personally or financially so please don’t bother. Thanks
December 13, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Down to the last 50 tube stations. If everyone that sees this message can repost it, it would make absolutely fuck all difference to me or what I am doing. It wouldn’t help me in the slightest, either personally or financially so please don’t bother. Thanks
Farage's old school chums need wonder no longer how he used to get the cakes that he gave them.
It’s a pretty popular cake idea. Sometimes you can get them off the shelf without special ordering
December 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Farage's old school chums need wonder no longer how he used to get the cakes that he gave them.
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![On September 6, 2024, Laura Loomer posts a video, where she eats dog food. She writes on Twitter: "I just ate dog food. It's human grade. Which means you and your dog can share a taste, nutrient dense treat together. Order yours today at [link]"
I post a screenshot of this tweet and write: "i setup a fake dog food company last month, bought purina at the pet store, and paid laura loomer $100 for this post."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ks3gpa6ftoyaq7hmf6c4qx4c/bafkreihsmjuml7n6odhpqrf553ysc6v7k23lrbxcwlgoylnxalahojrmgy@jpeg)
Potentially ascribing intelligence & reason to something without any but would you want to mark the exact location of all your bases on a publicly accessible map?
September 6, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Potentially ascribing intelligence & reason to something without any but would you want to mark the exact location of all your bases on a publicly accessible map?
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Let’s settle this, is Nigel Farage a racist?
Like if he is.
RT if he is a traitor.
Like if he is.
RT if he is a traitor.
September 3, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Let’s settle this, is Nigel Farage a racist?
Like if he is.
RT if he is a traitor.
Like if he is.
RT if he is a traitor.
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Brutal. A humiliation ritual.
August 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Brutal. A humiliation ritual.
"Do not go gentle into that good night"
A judge has told Dylan Thomson, 19, 'not to follow the example of your parents'
Teen caught with Rambo knife and cocaine told police: 'I'm going to jail'
A judge has told Dylan Thomson, 19, 'not to follow the example of your parents'
www.gazettelive.co.uk
August 14, 2025 at 5:22 AM
"Do not go gentle into that good night"
It is real "pea souper" this morning in Durham. #walktowork
Although I'm sure my parents would disagree, and bring up their stories of the ones in London, which were so thick dad got lost In his own street & mum walked into a lamppost.
Although I'm sure my parents would disagree, and bring up their stories of the ones in London, which were so thick dad got lost In his own street & mum walked into a lamppost.
August 12, 2025 at 5:50 AM
It is real "pea souper" this morning in Durham. #walktowork
Although I'm sure my parents would disagree, and bring up their stories of the ones in London, which were so thick dad got lost In his own street & mum walked into a lamppost.
Although I'm sure my parents would disagree, and bring up their stories of the ones in London, which were so thick dad got lost In his own street & mum walked into a lamppost.
Hopefully the artificial cows & sheep made it to safety before the blaze took hold.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Artificial grass catches fire at Derbyshire farm in heatwave
A plume of black smoke is rising from a farm in Stanton, near Swadlincote.
www.bbc.co.uk
July 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Hopefully the artificial cows & sheep made it to safety before the blaze took hold.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Crazy rushing a car to hospital
#Motonormativity
#Motonormativity
July 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Crazy rushing a car to hospital
#Motonormativity
#Motonormativity
On my homescreen a couple of suggested news stories.
We're doomed aren't we?
We're doomed aren't we?
![The two stories are [publisher - "headline"]:
1. Conde Nast Traveller - "Wildfires in Europe: How will your holiday be impacted?"
2. Deutsche Welle - "Amid severe heat wave, EU pitches flexible 2040 climate goal"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jpmqp73wyd6bksdl2627fco5/bafkreia46kjnqe5i4pgjifjveb2bfiheyndcmblldjiqx6zlxaxxlkipji@jpeg)
July 3, 2025 at 9:33 AM
On my homescreen a couple of suggested news stories.
We're doomed aren't we?
We're doomed aren't we?
I want innovators, disrupters,
...desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, half-wits, dimwits
...vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits
...muggers, buggerers, bushwackers, hornswagglers
...horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass kickers, sh*t kickers etc
...desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, half-wits, dimwits
...vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits
...muggers, buggerers, bushwackers, hornswagglers
...horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass kickers, sh*t kickers etc
Oh fgs we're back to the 'hiring super smart people for government' garbage? A soundbite in place of a strategy?
www.ft.com/content/0b10...
www.ft.com/content/0b10...
Starmer calls for ‘innovators and disrupters’ to work in government
New Whitehall test aims to find elite technical talent to help ‘rewire the state’
www.ft.com
June 22, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I want innovators, disrupters,
...desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, half-wits, dimwits
...vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits
...muggers, buggerers, bushwackers, hornswagglers
...horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass kickers, sh*t kickers etc
...desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, half-wits, dimwits
...vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits
...muggers, buggerers, bushwackers, hornswagglers
...horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass kickers, sh*t kickers etc
Michael Wave is innocent!
June 20, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Michael Wave is innocent!
News from Australia by @teessidelive.bsky.social
June 8, 2025 at 6:36 AM
News from Australia by @teessidelive.bsky.social
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Isn’t this just another example of “victim is not perfect enough so we will continue to blame the victim”?
Yes discourse online can be pretty toxic, but that does not seem like the real blocker here—as your article in fact highlights.
Yes discourse online can be pretty toxic, but that does not seem like the real blocker here—as your article in fact highlights.
May 31, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Isn’t this just another example of “victim is not perfect enough so we will continue to blame the victim”?
Yes discourse online can be pretty toxic, but that does not seem like the real blocker here—as your article in fact highlights.
Yes discourse online can be pretty toxic, but that does not seem like the real blocker here—as your article in fact highlights.
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A sad state of affairs. Football League Review, 1967.
May 30, 2025 at 7:17 PM
A sad state of affairs. Football League Review, 1967.
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Tried to get this going in the US but chasing a can of Easy Cheese down a slope didn't hold the same appeal.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cd...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cd...
Cheese rolling live: Woman, 20, says 'I don't like cheese' after winning her race
Gloucester local Luke Briggs - dressed as Superman - earlier won one of the men's race, beating competitors in various outfits.
www.bbc.co.uk
May 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Tried to get this going in the US but chasing a can of Easy Cheese down a slope didn't hold the same appeal.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cd...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cd...
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times and I'm not sure if the shame alternates or if it's still me.
May 23, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times and I'm not sure if the shame alternates or if it's still me.
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Not Crash Bandicoot: Wrath of Cortex's UK developer's sneaking the phrase "Big dog's cock" under the radar for 24 years.
April 20, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Not Crash Bandicoot: Wrath of Cortex's UK developer's sneaking the phrase "Big dog's cock" under the radar for 24 years.
"If you can imagine it, you can create it. If you can dream it, you can become it"
May 16, 2025 at 8:03 AM
"If you can imagine it, you can create it. If you can dream it, you can become it"