Metaphor alert…
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Metaphor alert…
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St. Peter: Why should I let you into heaven?
Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting and I just let her
St. Peter: Get in here
Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting and I just let her
St. Peter: Get in here
August 8, 2025 at 2:58 AM
St. Peter: Why should I let you into heaven?
Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting and I just let her
St. Peter: Get in here
Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting and I just let her
St. Peter: Get in here
This person is less intelligent than the last dump my pretty dumb dog left out back.
Roger Marshall: "We want patients to become consumers again. We want patients to see what the actual prices are. We believe that if we would add the price tags to this bill, that it would save the country a trillion dollars a year."
December 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
This person is less intelligent than the last dump my pretty dumb dog left out back.
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
Ladies and gentlemen, my fave post of the day.
you can’t tell me what to do, you’re not the wandering spirit of a girl who was murdered several centuries ago who inhabited my body to use as a vessel for vengeance against the descendants of her killers
December 7, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, my fave post of the day.
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I've added a second batch of my "anomaly" one-of-a-kind prints at robsheridan.storenvy.com/collections/... and they're almost gone already!
These have been selling out quickly (thank you!); make sure you're on my free newsletter if you want to get early word on new drops: mailchi.mp/rob-sheridan...
These have been selling out quickly (thank you!); make sure you're on my free newsletter if you want to get early word on new drops: mailchi.mp/rob-sheridan...
December 3, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I've added a second batch of my "anomaly" one-of-a-kind prints at robsheridan.storenvy.com/collections/... and they're almost gone already!
These have been selling out quickly (thank you!); make sure you're on my free newsletter if you want to get early word on new drops: mailchi.mp/rob-sheridan...
These have been selling out quickly (thank you!); make sure you're on my free newsletter if you want to get early word on new drops: mailchi.mp/rob-sheridan...
Reposted by Mark Hodges
Since I haven’t seen anyone mention this: When the U.S. commits war crimes it puts our troops in danger also, as it gives a green light to other countries that they can do the same to us
December 2, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Since I haven’t seen anyone mention this: When the U.S. commits war crimes it puts our troops in danger also, as it gives a green light to other countries that they can do the same to us
The current US “government” is what happens if a society uses Jardiance, but ignores the warning about gangrene of the perineum.
November 30, 2025 at 7:21 AM
The current US “government” is what happens if a society uses Jardiance, but ignores the warning about gangrene of the perineum.
In my entire life, I thought calling someone a pustulent, feculant cunt was the apex of expressing my disgust for another human being. These pustulent, feculent cunts have left me with a dearth of pejoratives, and I’ve got work to do. (While waiting impatiently for some obituaries)
November 30, 2025 at 7:04 AM
In my entire life, I thought calling someone a pustulent, feculant cunt was the apex of expressing my disgust for another human being. These pustulent, feculent cunts have left me with a dearth of pejoratives, and I’ve got work to do. (While waiting impatiently for some obituaries)
If you are looking for something beautiful, that’s a little outside, Rob’s got you covered.
It's #SmallBusinessSaturday, and all of my art prints are 25% off, including new stuff, at robsheridan.storenvy.com
I make & sign every print, my wife packs & ships them from our home print room, and the cat tries to break in to walk on the art; it's as small as business gets! #BlueskyNightMarket
I make & sign every print, my wife packs & ships them from our home print room, and the cat tries to break in to walk on the art; it's as small as business gets! #BlueskyNightMarket
November 30, 2025 at 6:59 AM
If you are looking for something beautiful, that’s a little outside, Rob’s got you covered.
I can recommend @rob-sheridan.com with zero worry. He’s great, and he makes great art.
my gift guide is you should buy cool stuff created by cool people on bluesky.
buy their books, their art, their old-school zines, their music, their nut mixes, a membership to their patreon, their off-kilter tote bags, etc.
(and if you have a thing people should buy, post it! right now!)
buy their books, their art, their old-school zines, their music, their nut mixes, a membership to their patreon, their off-kilter tote bags, etc.
(and if you have a thing people should buy, post it! right now!)
November 29, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I can recommend @rob-sheridan.com with zero worry. He’s great, and he makes great art.
Some future Thanksgiving, I’ll be laughing because these racist, ignorant, incompetent assgoblins will all be dead or in prison. Today, I laughed because I followed along in history class and know that’s what eventually happens to racist, ignorant, incompetent assgoblins.
November 28, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Some future Thanksgiving, I’ll be laughing because these racist, ignorant, incompetent assgoblins will all be dead or in prison. Today, I laughed because I followed along in history class and know that’s what eventually happens to racist, ignorant, incompetent assgoblins.
I have been attacked.
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 24, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I have been attacked.
I’m an old shot and my quality of life improved measurably when I dumped Facebook. And that was before we knew fully what a piece of shit Zuckerberg happens to be…
Meta halted internal research that purportedly showed (young) people who stopped using Facebook became less depressed and anxious, according to an unredacted legal filing released on Friday. www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/m...
Meta halted internal research suggesting social media harm, court filing alleges
Meta is alleged to have halted internal research suggesting social media harm, according to court documents.
www.cnbc.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I’m an old shot and my quality of life improved measurably when I dumped Facebook. And that was before we knew fully what a piece of shit Zuckerberg happens to be…
It was a nice goal, but Richarlison remains an irredeemable twat.
November 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
It was a nice goal, but Richarlison remains an irredeemable twat.
1-0 to The Arsenal!
November 23, 2025 at 5:09 PM
1-0 to The Arsenal!
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“Heart (Light)” watercolor/collage, new pre-framed edition ready for your walls or desk/shelf right out of the box. Dark version also available.
These make great gifts, and they are 25% off right now along with everything else in my print shop at robsheridan.storenvy.com
These make great gifts, and they are 25% off right now along with everything else in my print shop at robsheridan.storenvy.com
November 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
“Heart (Light)” watercolor/collage, new pre-framed edition ready for your walls or desk/shelf right out of the box. Dark version also available.
These make great gifts, and they are 25% off right now along with everything else in my print shop at robsheridan.storenvy.com
These make great gifts, and they are 25% off right now along with everything else in my print shop at robsheridan.storenvy.com
“With or Without You” by OkCello: Sunset Sessions
YouTube video by MackieTV
youtu.be
November 19, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Nazis encroaching on political parties hate this one simple trick: run them the fuck out, immediately.
Republicans are at odds about how to handle the white-nationalist influencer Nick Fuentes’s encroachment into their ranks, @alibreland.bsky.social writes. He asked Fuentes about being the center of a crisis in American conservatism:
The Nick Fuentes Spiral
The reckoning with the white-nationalist influencer’s rise is only getting messier.
bit.ly
November 15, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Nazis encroaching on political parties hate this one simple trick: run them the fuck out, immediately.
Never a bad day to reassert JD Vance’s status as an irredeemable asshole.
November 14, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Never a bad day to reassert JD Vance’s status as an irredeemable asshole.
Is it me, or is Norm just screeching at everyone?
November 13, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Is it me, or is Norm just screeching at everyone?
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So on Epstein, the Democratic position should be "Trump should resign." If you are a Democratic elected, practice saying "We demand the president's resignation" in front of a mirror as many times as it takes until the dry-heaving that comes from having a phobia about actually doing politics passes.
November 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
So on Epstein, the Democratic position should be "Trump should resign." If you are a Democratic elected, practice saying "We demand the president's resignation" in front of a mirror as many times as it takes until the dry-heaving that comes from having a phobia about actually doing politics passes.
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We're officially live. It's incredibly important to have a real record of how our public servants are behaving and this database will be a powerful tool for researchers, reporters, and ordinary Americans.
1/6 A new standard for public accountability is here. GLOW—Government Lawyers Oversight Watchdog—is officially launching today to hold government lawyers accountable. We're unveiling The Government Lawyers Database at glowlaw.org. #RuleOfLaw #Accountability
The Government Lawyers Database
glowlaw.org
November 11, 2025 at 12:23 AM
We're officially live. It's incredibly important to have a real record of how our public servants are behaving and this database will be a powerful tool for researchers, reporters, and ordinary Americans.
Reposted by Mark Hodges
I strongly encourage you to contact you Dem senators (if you have them) & tell them this is your position (I just did):
Since the Democrats worked extra hard to hide who actually supported this, I think the No Kings/Resistance position should be to primary every Democrat unless they publicly call for Schumer's ouster this week
Either they go into total rebellion mode, which they won't, or the people will
Either they go into total rebellion mode, which they won't, or the people will
November 10, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I strongly encourage you to contact you Dem senators (if you have them) & tell them this is your position (I just did):
I can count on, all the Ferraris that I own, how many elected dems will ever get anything from me beyond a rigidly extended middle finger, and an abiding hope that every minute of the rest of their days is filled with boils, pustules, and a perpetually scorching case of genital herpes.
November 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I can count on, all the Ferraris that I own, how many elected dems will ever get anything from me beyond a rigidly extended middle finger, and an abiding hope that every minute of the rest of their days is filled with boils, pustules, and a perpetually scorching case of genital herpes.