Miiiiiiike
@michael-c-dailey.bsky.social
Developer // Designer // Illustrator
Horror movie addict, beer snob
Horror movie addict, beer snob
The fact that we can randomly choke on spit when doing literally nothing else is proof enough to me that there is no “divine creator”.
That’s some amateur-hour design
That’s some amateur-hour design
June 2, 2025 at 6:33 PM
The fact that we can randomly choke on spit when doing literally nothing else is proof enough to me that there is no “divine creator”.
That’s some amateur-hour design
That’s some amateur-hour design
Are we just going to refer to him as 🌮 now?
May 29, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Are we just going to refer to him as 🌮 now?
If you see this, post a monster 👖🕳️
May 27, 2025 at 1:17 AM
If you see this, post a monster 👖🕳️
Do you load your dishwasher like a Scandinavian architect, or a feral raccoon?
Those are the only two choices. Unlike gender, the possibilities are binary
Those are the only two choices. Unlike gender, the possibilities are binary
May 12, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Do you load your dishwasher like a Scandinavian architect, or a feral raccoon?
Those are the only two choices. Unlike gender, the possibilities are binary
Those are the only two choices. Unlike gender, the possibilities are binary
Every pope should get to design their own popemobile
May 9, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Every pope should get to design their own popemobile
You’re all gonna find out sooner or later, so I’ll just tell you now.
It’s me. I’m the new Pope.
It’s me. I’m the new Pope.
May 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
You’re all gonna find out sooner or later, so I’ll just tell you now.
It’s me. I’m the new Pope.
It’s me. I’m the new Pope.
I thought I’d be used to seeing Cybertrucks by now… but I am always struck by how unfathomably dogshit they are
April 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I thought I’d be used to seeing Cybertrucks by now… but I am always struck by how unfathomably dogshit they are
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Watching The Thing this morning and boy if MacReady doesn't describe how I feel a lot of the time here.
April 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Watching The Thing this morning and boy if MacReady doesn't describe how I feel a lot of the time here.
Wife: You’re wearing the same shirt, I thought you took a shower?
Me: I did, but I just got this shirt and I only put it on this morning and I didn’t do anything gross in it today
Wife (seductively): Do you *want* to do something gross in it? 😏
Me: I did, but I just got this shirt and I only put it on this morning and I didn’t do anything gross in it today
Wife (seductively): Do you *want* to do something gross in it? 😏
April 19, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Wife: You’re wearing the same shirt, I thought you took a shower?
Me: I did, but I just got this shirt and I only put it on this morning and I didn’t do anything gross in it today
Wife (seductively): Do you *want* to do something gross in it? 😏
Me: I did, but I just got this shirt and I only put it on this morning and I didn’t do anything gross in it today
Wife (seductively): Do you *want* to do something gross in it? 😏
Who’s even heard of these? Are they community colleges? They sound made up
Finally. Universities with backbone. Thank you, Harvard and Princeton. Well done!
Courtesy of Amy Siskind
Courtesy of Amy Siskind
April 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Who’s even heard of these? Are they community colleges? They sound made up
Me when I roll into the club
Disclaimer: I have never once rolled into anything even resembling a club
Disclaimer: I have never once rolled into anything even resembling a club
April 9, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Me when I roll into the club
Disclaimer: I have never once rolled into anything even resembling a club
Disclaimer: I have never once rolled into anything even resembling a club
If you live in NC, PLEASE do this.
Over 60,000 votes are in danger of being thrown out, which will result in replacing a legitimately elected Democrat NC judge with her Republican opponent. Please make sure your vote counted.
Over 60,000 votes are in danger of being thrown out, which will result in replacing a legitimately elected Democrat NC judge with her Republican opponent. Please make sure your vote counted.
If you are an NC resident and voted in November, please check if your name or the names of any family areone of the 60K votes being challenged. If so, confirm ASAP with your Board of Elections. You only have two weeks.
The website to check linked in the reply.
www.newsobserver.com/news/politic...
The website to check linked in the reply.
www.newsobserver.com/news/politic...
NC Court of Appeals gives over 60,000 challenged voters 15 days to prove eligibility
The majority wrote that, even though they have the authority to completely throw out the contested ballots, they decided to instead mandate a cure period for most of the challenged voters.
www.newsobserver.com
April 4, 2025 at 7:29 PM
If you live in NC, PLEASE do this.
Over 60,000 votes are in danger of being thrown out, which will result in replacing a legitimately elected Democrat NC judge with her Republican opponent. Please make sure your vote counted.
Over 60,000 votes are in danger of being thrown out, which will result in replacing a legitimately elected Democrat NC judge with her Republican opponent. Please make sure your vote counted.
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executing Luigi is gonna create a lot more Luigis
April 1, 2025 at 3:42 PM
executing Luigi is gonna create a lot more Luigis
The only thing I can do for 15 hours straight is sleep. Cory Booker is a machine.
April 1, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The only thing I can do for 15 hours straight is sleep. Cory Booker is a machine.
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Need to print this out and frame it near my desk
March 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Need to print this out and frame it near my desk
A Tesla’s natural state is on fire. If you ever see one that is not on fire, it’s not funny. They only do that when they’re in extreme distress.
March 19, 2025 at 6:51 PM
A Tesla’s natural state is on fire. If you ever see one that is not on fire, it’s not funny. They only do that when they’re in extreme distress.
Gandalf: NONE SHALL PASS
Student: Doesn’t that reflect more on you as a teacher than it does on us?
Student: Doesn’t that reflect more on you as a teacher than it does on us?
Gandalf: NONE SHALL PASS
Me, behind him in the left lane: this fucking guy
Me, behind him in the left lane: this fucking guy
Gandalf: NONE SHALL PASS!
Person behind him in line: that’s fine but could you move forward there’s a gap
Person behind him in line: that’s fine but could you move forward there’s a gap
March 17, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Gandalf: NONE SHALL PASS
Student: Doesn’t that reflect more on you as a teacher than it does on us?
Student: Doesn’t that reflect more on you as a teacher than it does on us?
America, take notes
Budapest today. People are demanding that PM Orban resign.
March 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
America, take notes
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If you’re pissed about Sen. Chuck Schumer caving to Trump and Elon Musk, take the pledge to boycott contributions to all Senate Democrats until they replace him as leader: chng.it/mZgjGv9rS9
This campaign needs you now
Boycott Contributions to Senate Democrats Until Chuck Schumer Steps Down
chng.it
March 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
If you’re pissed about Sen. Chuck Schumer caving to Trump and Elon Musk, take the pledge to boycott contributions to all Senate Democrats until they replace him as leader: chng.it/mZgjGv9rS9
When did Ritz Crackers take the red stick out of their Handi-Snacks? That is spreading cheese, not dipping cheese. It’s literally unusable now.
March 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
When did Ritz Crackers take the red stick out of their Handi-Snacks? That is spreading cheese, not dipping cheese. It’s literally unusable now.
Siri is telling me I need coffee
March 12, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Siri is telling me I need coffee
America was born into a war against an oppressive ruler. We even added a whole-ass amendment purely intended to help us protect ourselves from our own government so it would never happen again.
So I ask you… what the fuck?
So I ask you… what the fuck?
March 8, 2025 at 3:20 AM
America was born into a war against an oppressive ruler. We even added a whole-ass amendment purely intended to help us protect ourselves from our own government so it would never happen again.
So I ask you… what the fuck?
So I ask you… what the fuck?
I wish there was a way to be more selective about applying tint on iOS. It looks awful on the icons, but I like how widgets look when tinting is supported properly, particularly the Apple widgets
March 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I wish there was a way to be more selective about applying tint on iOS. It looks awful on the icons, but I like how widgets look when tinting is supported properly, particularly the Apple widgets
