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michaeldorazio.bsky.social
@michaeldorazio.bsky.social
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No, this is the most ashamed you've felt as an American *so far*.
February 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Finally saw The Wild Robot…

I will be emotionally drained for the foreseeable future
March 1, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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“still punk as fuck,” i whisper as i look up yet another turn of phrase on urban dictionary
February 16, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Thinking about the time my ex fought with me that the Super Bowl was scripted because she couldn’t understand that before the game they make champions merch for both teams and only hand out the ones for the winners
February 10, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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wish i could be more of a whore tbh
January 11, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I’ve only heard bad things, but here we go
January 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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South Korean authorities have arrived at the residence of suspended recently impeached president to serve him an arrest warrant for his insane declaration of martial law last month

Must be nice to have rule of law
January 2, 2025 at 10:54 PM
December 30, 2024 at 6:27 PM
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December 26, 2024 at 2:04 AM
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perfect night to rob santa’s house
December 24, 2024 at 11:12 PM
I have a new song coming out next month!
December 17, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Was doing “hear me outs” with friends and I have to speak my truth…

Kovu from The Lion King II isn’t that hot
December 17, 2024 at 11:04 PM
Personally I want the IRS in churches regardless
December 16, 2024 at 6:00 PM
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This is America being great?
December 16, 2024 at 12:08 AM
It took 9 years for this layup of a fix to happen…
Apple is reportedly working on a new Magic Mouse

It will fix the charging port placement

(via business)
December 15, 2024 at 5:43 PM
For longer than I’ll admit I thought this was about Santa and was like “he did what?!?!”
Xmas music is kinda cute when you're 5 and don't yet know these songs are celebrating an omnipotent man impregnating a teenage girl without consent.
December 14, 2024 at 2:29 AM
Literally anything by Imagine Dragons or U2
Name a song that makes you change the radio station.
December 14, 2024 at 2:13 AM
Luigi Mangione is a JK Rowling ass name
December 9, 2024 at 9:20 PM