@michaeljhenley.bsky.social
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The cybertruck lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, spinning its wheels trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
December 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The cybertruck lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, spinning its wheels trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
Welcome, newcomers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it!
December 23, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Welcome, newcomers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it!
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I like purity tests. Get pure, you creeps.
December 23, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I like purity tests. Get pure, you creeps.
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Wow that’s crazy. I keep hearing people on the Internet say that no one sees these movies and they have no cultural relevance how can this be
‘AVATAR: FIRE AND ASH’ is tracking to earn around $340M-$365M in its worldwide box office opening weekend.
For comparison, ‘AVATAR: THE WAY OF WATER’ opened with over $441M.
(via variety.com/2025/film/bo...)
For comparison, ‘AVATAR: THE WAY OF WATER’ opened with over $441M.
(via variety.com/2025/film/bo...)
December 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Wow that’s crazy. I keep hearing people on the Internet say that no one sees these movies and they have no cultural relevance how can this be
Steve Yedlin doing God tier work in WAKE UP, DEAD MAN
December 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Steve Yedlin doing God tier work in WAKE UP, DEAD MAN
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“Americans want leaders to fight for them. And that is what we will continue* to do in 2026.”
(*citation needed)
(*citation needed)
“Americans want leaders to fight for them. And that is what we will continue to do in 2026.”
December 13, 2025 at 3:02 AM
“Americans want leaders to fight for them. And that is what we will continue* to do in 2026.”
(*citation needed)
(*citation needed)
HARD PASS
In @nytopinion.nytimes.com
“You may think it’s better for your mental health to slowly distance yourself from someone you have difficulties with, but, in the long run, it will likely have a devastating impact on your happiness and well-being,” Karl Pillemer and Mel Robbins write.
“You may think it’s better for your mental health to slowly distance yourself from someone you have difficulties with, but, in the long run, it will likely have a devastating impact on your happiness and well-being,” Karl Pillemer and Mel Robbins write.
Opinion | A Simple Way to Avoid Holiday Family Drama
There’s good evidence that learning to live with your loved ones just as they are leads to more happiness for you.
nyti.ms
November 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
HARD PASS
November 4, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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“Oh poor people can buy popsicles with food stamps” shut the fuck up the government gives perverts a trillion dollars in government money each year for pervert factories for billionaires the fucking popsicles are none of your fuckin business
November 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
“Oh poor people can buy popsicles with food stamps” shut the fuck up the government gives perverts a trillion dollars in government money each year for pervert factories for billionaires the fucking popsicles are none of your fuckin business
HOLY SHIT
In the audience tonight is Charlotte Bennett, one of the 13 women that Andrew Cuomo is credibly alleged to have sexually harassed while they worked in his government.
She can't speak for herself because Cuomo's lawyers have hounded her.
So I confronted him.
She can't speak for herself because Cuomo's lawyers have hounded her.
So I confronted him.
October 23, 2025 at 12:35 AM
HOLY SHIT
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It’s amazing how all the reporting is just memory-holing this part
October 14, 2025 at 1:16 PM
It’s amazing how all the reporting is just memory-holing this part
I see “Kirk killer” and I just think of Malcolm McDowell
September 12, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I see “Kirk killer” and I just think of Malcolm McDowell
Gonna be weird seeing that dude’s fans suddenly and for the first time being very very concerned about gun violence
September 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Gonna be weird seeing that dude’s fans suddenly and for the first time being very very concerned about gun violence
Yeah. This looks like the kind of thing she would make alright
Watch the teaser trailer for Emerald Fennell's adaptation of Wuthering Heights starring Margot Robbie and Jacob Elordi 🥀
In theaters February 13, 2026 via Warner Bros. Pictures
In theaters February 13, 2026 via Warner Bros. Pictures
September 4, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Yeah. This looks like the kind of thing she would make alright
Proof once again that prayers don’t work
August 30, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Proof once again that prayers don’t work
Strange New Worlds is the best live action Trek show since the 90s. I missed my show about space friends having fun
August 1, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Strange New Worlds is the best live action Trek show since the 90s. I missed my show about space friends having fun
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Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
July 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
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Also so odd that Jeff Bezos suddenly wants to buy Condé Nast, the parent company of (among other inconvenient publications) Wired.
I'd just like to point out how weird it is that places with hundreds or even thousands of reporters — the NYT, WaPo, CBS, NBC, AP, etc. — are all getting pummeled on every major story by the dozen computerboys at Wired. To fumble the bag this consistently is, at some point, cowardice and a choice.
NEW: Metadata from the “raw” Epstein prison video shows approximately 2 minutes and 53 seconds were removed from one of two stitched-together clips. The cut starts right at the “missing minute.”
July 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Also so odd that Jeff Bezos suddenly wants to buy Condé Nast, the parent company of (among other inconvenient publications) Wired.
In other words, no guest this week
Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless
Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless
SACRAMENTO, CA—Promising his podcast listeners an engaging and enlightening conversation, California Gov. Gavin Newsom reportedly sat down Tuesday with a serial killer who targets the homeless populat...
theonion.com
July 16, 2025 at 12:37 AM
In other words, no guest this week
Emmy nominations today. It will be nice to have a day online where my feed is full of people saying “They can’t just keep getting away with it” but they’re talking about The Bear running as a comedy
July 15, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Emmy nominations today. It will be nice to have a day online where my feed is full of people saying “They can’t just keep getting away with it” but they’re talking about The Bear running as a comedy
Enjoyed the first season of MURDERBOT but I truly think they should have cut down the narration because while it’s straight from the Wells books it just felt needless and actually dampened some of the humor
July 13, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Enjoyed the first season of MURDERBOT but I truly think they should have cut down the narration because while it’s straight from the Wells books it just felt needless and actually dampened some of the humor
This fuckin’ guy
July 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
This fuckin’ guy
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"Useless" and/or "silly" federally-funded research has turned the United States into the world’s leader in science and technology over the past 75 years. Such science is under attack throughout the federally-funded agencies in the United States. More at: www.americanscientist.org/article/%E2%...
July 2, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"Useless" and/or "silly" federally-funded research has turned the United States into the world’s leader in science and technology over the past 75 years. Such science is under attack throughout the federally-funded agencies in the United States. More at: www.americanscientist.org/article/%E2%...
Only paying attention to Jurassic World Whatever reviews that agree with me that 3 is the best of the (bad) sequels
July 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Only paying attention to Jurassic World Whatever reviews that agree with me that 3 is the best of the (bad) sequels