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Only a certified genius like Elon Musk could finally meet the perennial consumer demand for the Apollo 1 fire on wheels.
December 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Only a certified genius like Elon Musk could finally meet the perennial consumer demand for the Apollo 1 fire on wheels.
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Reposting for the great graphic
Only a certified genius like Elon Musk could finally meet the perennial consumer demand for the Apollo 1 fire on wheels.
December 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Reposting for the great graphic
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!!!
Please, CD, it's even a bigger ask!
Please, CD, it's even a bigger ask!
Asking Trump to design a battleship is like asking Musk to design a pickup truck.
Trump: “The US Navy will lead the design of these ships along with me because I’m a very aesthetic person”
December 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
!!!
Please, CD, it's even a bigger ask!
Please, CD, it's even a bigger ask!
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It is legitimately shocking that a company's $1.6 trillion valuation is based on 5 cars in Austin, Texas and an unlawful marketing scheme.
Tesla can be summarized as illegal marketing and illegal market manipulation to meet milestones for an illegal executive compensation plan. That's it.
Tesla can be summarized as illegal marketing and illegal market manipulation to meet milestones for an illegal executive compensation plan. That's it.
December 23, 2025 at 2:41 AM
It is legitimately shocking that a company's $1.6 trillion valuation is based on 5 cars in Austin, Texas and an unlawful marketing scheme.
Tesla can be summarized as illegal marketing and illegal market manipulation to meet milestones for an illegal executive compensation plan. That's it.
Tesla can be summarized as illegal marketing and illegal market manipulation to meet milestones for an illegal executive compensation plan. That's it.
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If this doesn't motivate you to vote in the Midterms, nothing will.
December 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
If this doesn't motivate you to vote in the Midterms, nothing will.
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New: They survived a Cybertruck crash. Then a fire killed them. Tesla has marketed its trucks as seemingly impenetrable — bulletproof, with shatter-resistant glass and able to contain blasts. What happens if those same features trap people inside? www.washingtonpost.com/technology/i...
They survived a Cybertruck crash. An inferno led to a race against time.
In at least a dozen cases since 2019, people have struggled to access or exit Teslas during life-threatening emergencies, fueling lawsuits alleging the company’s futuristic features have caused injuri...
www.washingtonpost.com
December 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
New: They survived a Cybertruck crash. Then a fire killed them. Tesla has marketed its trucks as seemingly impenetrable — bulletproof, with shatter-resistant glass and able to contain blasts. What happens if those same features trap people inside? www.washingtonpost.com/technology/i...
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If you see that the Uber or Lyft you ordered is a Tesla, you can cancel free of charge within 2 to 5 minutes.
December 20, 2025 at 1:42 PM
If you see that the Uber or Lyft you ordered is a Tesla, you can cancel free of charge within 2 to 5 minutes.
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Think what you may of Karl Rove, he most decidedly has excellent advice for Donald Trump. Advice he's been offering for months now.
Trump, incapable of being other than the lazy, stupid, narcissistic ignoramus we know so well, is certain not to take it.
www.wsj.com/opinion/alar...
Trump, incapable of being other than the lazy, stupid, narcissistic ignoramus we know so well, is certain not to take it.
www.wsj.com/opinion/alar...
Opinion | Alarm Bells Ring, Are You Listening?
Between his rallies and online ranting, Trump is setting up a nasty midterm loss.
www.wsj.com
December 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Think what you may of Karl Rove, he most decidedly has excellent advice for Donald Trump. Advice he's been offering for months now.
Trump, incapable of being other than the lazy, stupid, narcissistic ignoramus we know so well, is certain not to take it.
www.wsj.com/opinion/alar...
Trump, incapable of being other than the lazy, stupid, narcissistic ignoramus we know so well, is certain not to take it.
www.wsj.com/opinion/alar...
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You'll just have to forgive me for posting this from X:
December 18, 2025 at 2:49 AM
You'll just have to forgive me for posting this from X:
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SpaceX is proposing a $1.5tn valuation but is only placing $30bn of shares in the IPO.
Existing shareholders will hold 98% of the shares. By limiting the number of shares on the market, they may be able to slowly sell off without tanking the share price, leaving the retail rubes holding the bag.
Existing shareholders will hold 98% of the shares. By limiting the number of shares on the market, they may be able to slowly sell off without tanking the share price, leaving the retail rubes holding the bag.
December 17, 2025 at 5:53 PM
SpaceX is proposing a $1.5tn valuation but is only placing $30bn of shares in the IPO.
Existing shareholders will hold 98% of the shares. By limiting the number of shares on the market, they may be able to slowly sell off without tanking the share price, leaving the retail rubes holding the bag.
Existing shareholders will hold 98% of the shares. By limiting the number of shares on the market, they may be able to slowly sell off without tanking the share price, leaving the retail rubes holding the bag.
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The CA DMV won their lawsuit vs Tesla for FSD fraud & will suspend Tesla's sales & output in CA for 30 days.
The profit impact (<$1B) is nothing. The legal precedent is huge: FSD is not "self-driving" & Tesla lies.
This bolsters 2 class actions against $TSLA FSD fraud & more.
A quick 🧵
1/6
The profit impact (<$1B) is nothing. The legal precedent is huge: FSD is not "self-driving" & Tesla lies.
This bolsters 2 class actions against $TSLA FSD fraud & more.
A quick 🧵
1/6
December 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The CA DMV won their lawsuit vs Tesla for FSD fraud & will suspend Tesla's sales & output in CA for 30 days.
The profit impact (<$1B) is nothing. The legal precedent is huge: FSD is not "self-driving" & Tesla lies.
This bolsters 2 class actions against $TSLA FSD fraud & more.
A quick 🧵
1/6
The profit impact (<$1B) is nothing. The legal precedent is huge: FSD is not "self-driving" & Tesla lies.
This bolsters 2 class actions against $TSLA FSD fraud & more.
A quick 🧵
1/6
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This should be the biggest story in the country right now. The sitting US President was extorting state lawmakers from his own party by threatening to withhold public money if they didn’t gerrymander for him.
I don’t know how else to say it…
I don’t know how else to say it…
December 12, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This should be the biggest story in the country right now. The sitting US President was extorting state lawmakers from his own party by threatening to withhold public money if they didn’t gerrymander for him.
I don’t know how else to say it…
I don’t know how else to say it…
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This should really help floundering Tesla sales in Europe!
Elon Musk is against the European Union being the European Union —he posted this after X (fka Twitter) was fined for violations of the EU’s Digital Services Act.
December 6, 2025 at 9:04 PM
This should really help floundering Tesla sales in Europe!
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Haha, teleoperated Optimus yanks its “headset” off as it crashes. Tesla AI-capability, or lack thereof, revealed. electrek.co/2025/12/07/t...
Tesla Optimus robot takes a suspicious tumble in new demo
A new video surfacing from a Tesla demonstration in Miami this weekend shows the Optimus humanoid robot taking a nasty...
electrek.co
December 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Haha, teleoperated Optimus yanks its “headset” off as it crashes. Tesla AI-capability, or lack thereof, revealed. electrek.co/2025/12/07/t...
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Morgan Stanley's new Tesla analyst cut his rating to Hold from Buy, with a price target of $425 ($1.5tr market cap).
He's negative, given his 34% cut to Tesla's Auto & Energy valuations to $95/share.
But, he makes up for this by hiking non-existent business valuations by 106% to $330/share. 🤡
He's negative, given his 34% cut to Tesla's Auto & Energy valuations to $95/share.
But, he makes up for this by hiking non-existent business valuations by 106% to $330/share. 🤡
December 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Morgan Stanley's new Tesla analyst cut his rating to Hold from Buy, with a price target of $425 ($1.5tr market cap).
He's negative, given his 34% cut to Tesla's Auto & Energy valuations to $95/share.
But, he makes up for this by hiking non-existent business valuations by 106% to $330/share. 🤡
He's negative, given his 34% cut to Tesla's Auto & Energy valuations to $95/share.
But, he makes up for this by hiking non-existent business valuations by 106% to $330/share. 🤡
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Elon, staring at the floorboards again.
December 8, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Elon, staring at the floorboards again.
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
#piazzapulita complimentoni per la pseudo inchiesta su MPS. Vi siete resi ridicoli, ne aveste presa mezza, oh?
December 4, 2025 at 9:04 PM
#piazzapulita complimentoni per la pseudo inchiesta su MPS. Vi siete resi ridicoli, ne aveste presa mezza, oh?
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The top-10 carmakers by market cap make up 75% of global passenger car sales.
Tesla makes up less than 2%.
The Tesla bubble will be widely documented in history books.
Tesla makes up less than 2%.
The Tesla bubble will be widely documented in history books.
December 4, 2025 at 2:27 PM
The top-10 carmakers by market cap make up 75% of global passenger car sales.
Tesla makes up less than 2%.
The Tesla bubble will be widely documented in history books.
Tesla makes up less than 2%.
The Tesla bubble will be widely documented in history books.
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Oh, and the stock is +130% higher now than it was at the start of this earnings estimate chart.
December 3, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Oh, and the stock is +130% higher now than it was at the start of this earnings estimate chart.
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If the SEC didn’t ignore me 10 years ago this would not have happened. At least not in the same way with the same fucks.
November 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM
If the SEC didn’t ignore me 10 years ago this would not have happened. At least not in the same way with the same fucks.
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Important reminder: without Tesla at an artificially elevated share price, Musk is nothing.
the only time Musk pulled cash out of Tesla, and the only time he's had tens of billions in actual cash on b hand, he used it to buy Twitter and build chatbots. He knows what the source if his wealth really is, and it isn't technological innovation, or making the best products.
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Important reminder: without Tesla at an artificially elevated share price, Musk is nothing.
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This is near 100% confirmation that Tesla won't get a permit to roll out FSD Supervised in Europe.
My hunch is that the Regulator needs Tesla's FSD data, which Tesla has refused to submit even to regulators in California since 2014.
I wonder what Tesla has to hide?
My hunch is that the Regulator needs Tesla's FSD data, which Tesla has refused to submit even to regulators in California since 2014.
I wonder what Tesla has to hide?
November 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
This is near 100% confirmation that Tesla won't get a permit to roll out FSD Supervised in Europe.
My hunch is that the Regulator needs Tesla's FSD data, which Tesla has refused to submit even to regulators in California since 2014.
I wonder what Tesla has to hide?
My hunch is that the Regulator needs Tesla's FSD data, which Tesla has refused to submit even to regulators in California since 2014.
I wonder what Tesla has to hide?
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Are those "MANY GREAT LEGAL SCHOLARS" in the room with you right now, Piggy?
November 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Are those "MANY GREAT LEGAL SCHOLARS" in the room with you right now, Piggy?