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Michelle, Soup Mode
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Same intersectional feminist killjoy, now on a different platform.
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Everyone always wants to know “Who is the American gestapo?” but no one ever stops to ask “How is the American gestapo?”
Just thinking... we give so much attention (as we should!) to the victims of state violence, ie, people sent to CECOT.

But, we give little consideration to the psychic violence suffered by those tasked with carrying out the physical violence.

Yes, they "chose" those jobs. But...
December 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
My brain fully refers to Bluey as DooDoo now, just in time for the child to start saying Bluey.
December 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Santa brought me a head cold
a man in a suit and tie is saying where 's the tylenol
Alt: Clark in Christmas Vacation saying "Where's the Tylenol!?"
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December 25, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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By the way, Kavanaugh saying this now shows he knew his prior ruling was lawless and without justification.
Also, Justice Kavanaugh sounds like he really, really wants a second try at his decision authorizing Kavanaugh Stops.

He's now insisting that immigration enforcement should not be like EXACTLY WHAT IMMIGRATION ENFORCEMENT IS LIKE UNDER TRUMP'S THUGGERY.
December 23, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Happy festive breakdown season to all who celebrate
December 24, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Silly me for trying to arrange a time to come buy something from someone off FB marketplace. That's clearly not what this service is for.
December 22, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Just.

Imagine being the guy that got to punch Andrew Tate on television. Absolute fucking bliss.
December 22, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I think they should all try boxing.
December 22, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Love to be panicking on December 21 because my mom gift crumbled in my hands last night everything is fine.
But WHY are the air dry clay ornaments still wet, TODD?
December 21, 2025 at 2:37 PM
But WHY are the air dry clay ornaments still wet, TODD?
December 21, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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“I can’t believe you’ve never used ChatGPT”

I’m sorry, but all I’m hearing is “get in the Futurama suicide booth, Alex, you’ll like it”
December 19, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Oh look, Friday afternoon the week before Christmas.

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December 19, 2025 at 9:38 PM
The way I am waiting for the 2025 Hater's Guide to the Williams-Sonoma Catalog. An emotional support lynchpin of the holiday season.
December 15, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I have to just ...... Miss my grandparents and be sad about them not knowing my daughter *for the rest of my LIFE????*

Bad system 0/10 do not recommend.
December 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I spent nap time putting up Christmas decorations and Alex came in the room going "WOW! WOW! WOW! HO HO!" and anyway my heart grew three sizes that day.
December 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
When you say the baby's name when she's not supposed to be doing something, she looks up and says "Hi!" and waves. Already weaponizing her cuteness.

And still won't say Mama.
December 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Staring wistfully at all my cute glass ornaments like when will my husband return from the war.
December 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Eugenics isn't Funny, Jim (1965).
December 6, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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No one could’ve predicted that putting a lot of Opus Dei weirdos on the Supreme Court would end our democracy
December 4, 2025 at 11:52 PM
The thing about war crimes is someone has to care to actually hold you accountable. Hegseth and Trump are war criminals and murderers and literally no one in any position to stop them cares, so it doesn't matter.
December 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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You are infinitely closer to struggling than you ever will be to billionaires
James Van Der Beek Auctioning Off Dawson’s Creek Items Amid Cancer Journey
James Van Der Beek has put several Dawson’s Creek and Varsity Blues items up for auction as he continues to battle stage 3 colon cancer.
www.eonline.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I'm sorry but I simply do not understand pirating books when libraries - and digital services like Libby - exist. It's not in my budget to buy 4-5 new books a month, but my library is sure as shit happy to loan them to me! And authors make money and libraries stay open! It's all good and important!
I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I have a sore or something right on the inside of my upper lip and I keep biting it and it is THANKSGIVING WEEK THIS IS ILLEGAL
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Turning this baby off and on again, her nap didn't go long enough and she is in a State.
November 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM