mickeyandpluto
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ok this is pwetty epic
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December 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
They should invent flagging that only people I want to recognize it could recognize.
December 25, 2025 at 9:20 AM
They should invent flagging that only people I want to recognize it could recognize.
If I don't get to catch a crab this trip I'm gonna crash out
December 25, 2025 at 8:51 AM
If I don't get to catch a crab this trip I'm gonna crash out
I am out doing deliveries with a Christmas tree and a shitload of presents never more in my life have I felt like Santa clause
December 23, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I am out doing deliveries with a Christmas tree and a shitload of presents never more in my life have I felt like Santa clause
I'll say it having executive function is sick
December 20, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I'll say it having executive function is sick
Transgender for everybody is really funny unfortunately
December 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Transgender for everybody is really funny unfortunately
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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-regularly-happens-3/
December 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-regularly-happens-3/
The line between 14-year-olds gaming bedroom and Christmas lights this year is dangerously thin
December 12, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The line between 14-year-olds gaming bedroom and Christmas lights this year is dangerously thin
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Spoiler warning
December 7, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Spoiler warning
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We wanted this drone to focus on its productivity, so we gave it a matching uniform to instil a sense of compliance, a faceless visor so it doesn't worry or think about emotions, programming to keep its mind focused, and a MASSIVE NULL BULGE that it NEEDS to spend 95% OF ITS TIME RUBBING because—
December 8, 2025 at 10:36 AM
We wanted this drone to focus on its productivity, so we gave it a matching uniform to instil a sense of compliance, a faceless visor so it doesn't worry or think about emotions, programming to keep its mind focused, and a MASSIVE NULL BULGE that it NEEDS to spend 95% OF ITS TIME RUBBING because—
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Almost everyone I know is sick right now.
They’ve got a “bad flu” or a “nasty stomach bug”.
Almost no one will utter the word Covid.
It’s not too late to start wearing a mask.
It’s a great way to practice community care while keeping yourself healthy.
Ideally an N95 or better!
They’ve got a “bad flu” or a “nasty stomach bug”.
Almost no one will utter the word Covid.
It’s not too late to start wearing a mask.
It’s a great way to practice community care while keeping yourself healthy.
Ideally an N95 or better!
December 7, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Almost everyone I know is sick right now.
They’ve got a “bad flu” or a “nasty stomach bug”.
Almost no one will utter the word Covid.
It’s not too late to start wearing a mask.
It’s a great way to practice community care while keeping yourself healthy.
Ideally an N95 or better!
They’ve got a “bad flu” or a “nasty stomach bug”.
Almost no one will utter the word Covid.
It’s not too late to start wearing a mask.
It’s a great way to practice community care while keeping yourself healthy.
Ideally an N95 or better!
Forgiveness or forgetfulness? Many such cases
December 7, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Forgiveness or forgetfulness? Many such cases
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Just Six Corporations Remain https://theonion.com/just-six-corporations-remain-1819564741/
December 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Just Six Corporations Remain https://theonion.com/just-six-corporations-remain-1819564741/
What do we think would dyeing my hair again make me less hireable
December 5, 2025 at 12:27 PM
What do we think would dyeing my hair again make me less hireable
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Call me crazy but someone said magic cards aren't big but like this is pretty big right? Maybe even average or on the verge of big. Definitely average at the very least I think anything more is like waaaaaaaay big like unrealistically big id say this is definitely average length imo
December 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Call me crazy but someone said magic cards aren't big but like this is pretty big right? Maybe even average or on the verge of big. Definitely average at the very least I think anything more is like waaaaaaaay big like unrealistically big id say this is definitely average length imo
It's all about making food that looks like vomit
December 4, 2025 at 5:38 AM
It's all about making food that looks like vomit
I went to make breakfast this morning but instead my dumbass made cheese
December 4, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I went to make breakfast this morning but instead my dumbass made cheese
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Reminder: It's never too late to start wearing a mask again
December 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Reminder: It's never too late to start wearing a mask again
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puppygirl deep rock galactic be like RUFF AND BONE
December 3, 2025 at 5:59 AM
puppygirl deep rock galactic be like RUFF AND BONE
WHY DOES ANYONE JUST ACCEPT SICKNESS AS AN UNAVOIDABLE FORCE OF NATURE THIS SUUUUUCKS. MASKING IS SO MUCH EASIER THAN BEING BASICALLY BED BOUND FOR THREE DAYS.
December 2, 2025 at 10:52 PM
WHY DOES ANYONE JUST ACCEPT SICKNESS AS AN UNAVOIDABLE FORCE OF NATURE THIS SUUUUUCKS. MASKING IS SO MUCH EASIER THAN BEING BASICALLY BED BOUND FOR THREE DAYS.
Am I strong enough to make myself chicken soup.
December 2, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Am I strong enough to make myself chicken soup.
Disease that makes you rationalize ordering doordash
December 1, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Disease that makes you rationalize ordering doordash
It's so funny to break masking for my family and immediately get sick. Like usually in being covid conscious all you really get is being like well if something did happen I'll be protected. But a very direct cause and effect really makes it all feel much more real.
December 1, 2025 at 8:39 PM
It's so funny to break masking for my family and immediately get sick. Like usually in being covid conscious all you really get is being like well if something did happen I'll be protected. But a very direct cause and effect really makes it all feel much more real.
I swear to god ram prices have gone up like 30% this weekend alone
December 1, 2025 at 10:16 AM
I swear to god ram prices have gone up like 30% this weekend alone