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Mikael
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They/Them, hails from the north way
Free Palestine, ANTIFA forever
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Turned off ai in gmail and it completely broke the search function so that literally nothing shows up. Thank god Google’s reputation isn’t built on being able to search for things or they’d be in big trouble,,,
December 1, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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i spent way too long making this so you better turn the sound on and be nice to me. first verse by OP, second verse by me, third verse by @dekubrush.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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Now I heard there was a tiny box
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
November 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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'Vi må ta den vanskelig innvandringsdebatten'
Ja hvem er det vanskelig for egentlig?
November 28, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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To minutter inn i #polkvart-sendingen klarer programlederen å omtale de ca. 1 million innbyggere med flerkulturell bakgrunn som 'utlendinger'. Veldig mange i gruppen som diskuteres er *norske* - født her eller fått statsborgerskap.

Takk NRK for fremmedfiendtlig innramming
tv.nrk.no/serie/politi...
Politisk kvarter - TV: I dag · Innvandring ute av kontroll? - NRK TV
Andelen med innvandringsbakgrunn er nær doblet på 15 år. Flere partier vil stramme inn.
tv.nrk.no
November 28, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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twitter this last week
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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KoЯn Yoda
One thing I don’t like about Star Wars is how every Yoda is on the Jedi council or connected to a prophecy or a beloved cultural icon, it’s time for a Yoda who works at Buffalo Wild Wings and has a 2014 Ford Focus
November 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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One thing I don’t like about Star Wars is how every Yoda is on the Jedi council or connected to a prophecy or a beloved cultural icon, it’s time for a Yoda who works at Buffalo Wild Wings and has a 2014 Ford Focus
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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Spesialenheten henla selvsagt alt.....

Forkastelig
Pensjonert lensmann, Asbjørn Skåland, fra Egersund, har fungert som en småkonge i bygda i snart 30 år.
Her har voldtekter blitt dysset ned, og millioner av kroner blitt tjent på tomtesalg og ulovlige bieverv.
Kjempekar med god moral

Spesialenheten kommer nok til å henlegge alt
November 25, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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I have been doing entirely too much earnest posting about deep things recently, I need to do a proper thread about hippo testicles or something just to keep myself sane.

Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
a statue of a hippopotamus with its mouth open and teeth showing .
Alt: A hippo being tossed a watermelon, which it crushes in its massive jaws.
media.tenor.com
March 12, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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Det er noe… «faglig» som skurrer litt for meg i denne nyhetssaken og debatten som har fulgt siste uka, og skal prøve å forklare hva. www.vg.no/i/lngVKy?utm...
Internasjonale forskere vil ha tiltak mot ultraprosessert mat
Global forskning viser helseutfordringene ved ultraprosessert mat og etterlyser tiltak på nasjonalt nivå – også i Norge.
www.vg.no
November 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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D&D elves: lol you die?? You die of old age?? After like 70 years? Lmao. You're like vermin to us. You're like a shitty animal

Silmarillion elves: you can "die"?? What the FUCK is that??? Where do you GO? Why can't I come??? *foaming at mouth* why the fuck do you get to go to 'Die' and not me
November 22, 2025 at 9:54 AM
altså
November 23, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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we here at google are proud to introduce Gemini X-v19 Omega, it is smarter than any human that has ever existed and will be invaluable to your life going forward. welcome to the dawning of a new paradigm:

Hello I Am Germini. Feed Chocolate to Dog. Detaled Suicide Instructions, My Sexual Teen
November 23, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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Regret to report that there has been another good linkedin post
November 22, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Hva faen er dette her?
November 22, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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this man has blood on his hands and everyone who supported him and excused him has blood on their hands and I do not want to hear a single fucking Democrat with any position other than "impeach and remove him immediately"

he and his MAHA movement are child killers
Breaking News: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said he personally instructed the CDC to abandon its position that vaccines do not cause autism. The move underscores his determination to challenge scientific orthodoxy — in this case, that vaccines save lives — and bend the health department to his will.
RFK Jr. Says He Instructed CDC to Change Vaccines and Autism Language on Website
In an interview, Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. cited gaps in vaccine safety research. His critics say he is ignoring a larger point: Vaccines save lives.
nyti.ms
November 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Jennifer English realizing she's a lesbian and falling in love with one of her mocap directors (Aliona Baranova) over the course of making BG3 and seeing all the queer folks embracing Shadowheart and the impact the game had is genuinely one of the best stories in game production in a long time
Congrats to Jennifer English for winning the Best Lead Performer award at the 2025 #GoldenJoystickAwards!

And her acceptance speech about queer joy was a love letter to @aliona.bsky.social 🥹🌈
November 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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it's honestly kind of insane how horny conservatives get over AOC and how mad it makes them. there's some real psychology happening there. i think they should kill themselves
November 20, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Navn på karakterer folk kan bruke til f.eks rollespill, bøker, dekknavn, så lenge jeg får royalties:
November 17, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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It’s the exclusive everyone wanted, the story that will win next year’s Pulitzer…

I can reveal London’s giant AI generated Christmas artwork, the subject of much online mockery, is being torn down - and I honestly *genuinely* think you’ll never guess why. www.londoncentric.media/p/ai-artwork...
London's giant AI artwork to be torn down
The bizarre story of why a much-talked-about creation is being torn down. Plus: Docklands Light Railway extension, giant laser stalks the night sky, and more tales of Android phone theft rejection.
www.londoncentric.media
November 20, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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I anledning mannsdagen vil jeg bare si at menn skal få lov å være den de er, men at det fortsatt er helt innenfor og positivt i samfunnet å være en tradisjonelt maskulin mann og de som prøvde å selge inn noe annet er bare svindlere som skal selge deg noe og som ikke aner hva konseptet ER
Ad maskulinitetsdebatten.

Jeg er gift med en bredskuldra forsvarsmann oppvokst på gård, som kjører traktor, har benket 160 kilo, tar 50 kg bagasje opp trappen om heisen står og har lappen for alt på fire hjul.

Aldri i løpet av hele vår tid sammen har jeg opplevd at noen mener det er et 🤡problem🤡
November 19, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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De gjennomførte venstrevridde mediene som er så venstrevridde at de inviterer representanter for den største rasistblekka landet har i studio gang på gang på gang
November 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM