Dinosaurs Believe In Me
mikekelsay.bsky.social
Dinosaurs Believe In Me
@mikekelsay.bsky.social
Novelist and sometime journalist, Kentuckian in exile. I like to cook.
When I squint, I can almost see Alligator Alcatraz becoming to Trump what New Orleans was to George W.
July 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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If you're more upset with Biden being forced to consider the extraordinary step of peremptorily pardoning his own officials then you are about Trump appointing someone who’s promised to use the federal govt to exact personal retribution for Trump, then you need to think a little more critically.
December 6, 2024 at 4:17 PM
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Seems like both South Korea and Brazil are going to handle a head of state who is a threat to democracy better than the United States.

Meanwhile, "this is fine" + dog + flames + Stars/Stripes + tears.
December 6, 2024 at 4:32 AM
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know how we solve these health care issues? we tax the super rich guys making electric cars, buying newspapers and giant yachts, and running blood sucking companies and we pay for health care for everyone. thank you for coming to my ted talk.
December 5, 2024 at 2:58 PM
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pete hegseth doesn't want women to serve in combat roles yet he has his mother out here fighting his battles....
December 5, 2024 at 1:23 AM
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I can't bring myself to be even a little mad about Biden pardoning Hunter. The values and norms he'd been trying to uphold were obliterated by American voters last month. Why sacrifice your son to a dead god?
December 2, 2024 at 2:47 PM
Reminds me of the worst cup of coffee I ever had, which was at somebody else’s g’mother’s house. 10 year old decaf, pulled off a kitchen shelf, and dripped thru not a filter, but toilet paper — scented toilet paper. All I can say is it totally woke my ass up.
Is there anything better than waking up at grandma’s house? Rolling off the ancient pull-out couch and sucking down a cup of coffee made with grounds frozen since the Carter administration? Washing your entire body with a single bar of soap under a shower head level with the height of your nipples?
December 1, 2024 at 9:36 PM
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I dont know about yall but I still haven't recovered from 2020 and I can't believe we have to do this shit again lol
December 1, 2024 at 7:18 PM
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No you wouldn’t, you’d just fill the deep state as much as you can with Trump’s own critters and use the exact same corrupt levers of power for your own more corrupt somehow dumber ends

These are the most objectively pro “deep state” guys in the country, they just want it run a bit differently
Meet Trump's FBI director Kash Patel: “I’d shut down the FBI Hoover building on day 1 and reopen it the next day as a museum of the deep state.”
December 1, 2024 at 2:02 PM
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this is incredibly stupid
December 1, 2024 at 3:43 PM
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November 29, 2024 at 9:15 PM
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November 30, 2024 at 6:20 AM
False equivalency! They’re both delicious! Don’t be lured into the non-debate.
November 29, 2024 at 5:42 AM
Although, gotta say, the big box is usually a disappointing graveyard of outdated, useless, and ultimately infuriating bullshit, tbh.
We have a Smart TV so Internet connectivity is important. It wouldn’t connect over our WiFi. Off I went to The Big Box Of Cables and BOOM! A spare piece of CAT-6 cable! Again, The Big Box Of Cables saves the day!
November 29, 2024 at 5:05 AM
Yikes — oh my!
When your feed is warnings of fascism interspersed with cornbread and cranberry photos and football takes.
November 29, 2024 at 5:01 AM
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Im also VERY thankful to the Swifties and all the love they have shown me,,, and I wanna show some back. Thanks to @StubHub imma gift a couple pairs of tix to the Eras tour on Dec 8 in Vancouver. Not an ad,,, just paying it forward. 🙏🏾

Who would you pay it forward to and why,??
November 29, 2024 at 1:23 AM
As a Boomer with a a Silent Generation mom, I get this more than you could possibly imagine . . . yet.
Boomer report: my mother was trying to turn off my TV and instead somehow bought The Remains of the Day on my account
November 29, 2024 at 4:50 AM
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James Bond movies never show the part where the supervillain collects government subsidies to build his death tech.
November 27, 2024 at 5:03 PM
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In 55 days, this building will become the epicenter of corruption on our planet.
November 26, 2024 at 1:11 PM
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I have an uncomfortabnle feeling of deja vu in the pit of my stomach which reminds me of that period after 9/11 when the media became cheerleaders for Bush and many Democrats became paralyzed in the face of the GWOT and Bush's popularity. It didn't last but it was really horrible for awhile.
November 27, 2024 at 6:18 AM
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Quite an email to send from your work account.
November 26, 2024 at 12:17 PM
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no money for you if you don’t do a jim crow
Chris Rufo, architect of the conservative takeover at New College Florida, will present President-elect Trump with a plan to strip colleges of federal funding if they do not pull back campus diversity initiatives, the WSJ is reporting. www.wsj.com/us-news/educ...
Christopher Rufo Has Trump’s Ear and Wants to End DEI for Good
From his perch outside Seattle, the 40-year-old documentary filmmaker and writer has become one of the country’s most influential culture warriors, waging public fights against diversity, equity and i...
www.wsj.com
November 27, 2024 at 12:29 AM
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At the 1992 RNC convention, some delegates held up signs that said “Thank God for AIDS” and “Family Rights Forever/Gay Rights Never.” Not exactly as catchy as “Mass Deportations Now,” but just as dehumanizing.
November 27, 2024 at 5:01 AM
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November 26, 2024 at 2:59 PM
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One of my favorite
November 27, 2024 at 4:23 AM