MikethePastafarian
@mikepasta.bsky.social
American from the West Coast.
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If Network NEWSCASTS, and their Late Night Shows, are almost 100% Accurate about a Pathological Liar and Convicted Felon who Incited an Insurrection, tried to Steal a Fair Election and is Covering up Sex Crimes against Children, shouldn't his Disgraceful Presidency be terminated? I say, YES!
December 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
If Network NEWSCASTS, and their Late Night Shows, are almost 100% Accurate about a Pathological Liar and Convicted Felon who Incited an Insurrection, tried to Steal a Fair Election and is Covering up Sex Crimes against Children, shouldn't his Disgraceful Presidency be terminated? I say, YES!
Happy Valley/Clackamas, Oregon 2022.
December 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Happy Valley/Clackamas, Oregon 2022.
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Tr*mp keeps renaming American icons after himself. He’s just writing graffiti. He must know they’ll all be renamed and his name erased the moment he’s gone, just like painting over the scrawls on the sides of subway cars.
December 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Tr*mp keeps renaming American icons after himself. He’s just writing graffiti. He must know they’ll all be renamed and his name erased the moment he’s gone, just like painting over the scrawls on the sides of subway cars.
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A word from the guy this Administration has thrown out as red meat.
FYI, Dems also don't GAF what happens to Bill Clinton. If he's a pedophile, lock him up with the rest.
If he isn't, and he knew, as this statement suggests, he needs to start talking.
A day late but it's time to come clean.
FYI, Dems also don't GAF what happens to Bill Clinton. If he's a pedophile, lock him up with the rest.
If he isn't, and he knew, as this statement suggests, he needs to start talking.
A day late but it's time to come clean.
December 22, 2025 at 12:58 PM
A word from the guy this Administration has thrown out as red meat.
FYI, Dems also don't GAF what happens to Bill Clinton. If he's a pedophile, lock him up with the rest.
If he isn't, and he knew, as this statement suggests, he needs to start talking.
A day late but it's time to come clean.
FYI, Dems also don't GAF what happens to Bill Clinton. If he's a pedophile, lock him up with the rest.
If he isn't, and he knew, as this statement suggests, he needs to start talking.
A day late but it's time to come clean.
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The White House has been caught.
The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims.
In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.
The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims.
In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.
December 20, 2025 at 12:33 PM
The White House has been caught.
The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims.
In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.
The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims.
In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.
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The Auntie Chris✝️
December 18, 2025 at 12:41 AM
The Auntie Chris✝️
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I’m not impressed.
I’m outraged that a god raped a young virgin and that people praise him for it. 🤦🏻♂️
Have a godless day
I’m outraged that a god raped a young virgin and that people praise him for it. 🤦🏻♂️
Have a godless day
December 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I’m not impressed.
I’m outraged that a god raped a young virgin and that people praise him for it. 🤦🏻♂️
Have a godless day
I’m outraged that a god raped a young virgin and that people praise him for it. 🤦🏻♂️
Have a godless day
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Happy 100th birthday to Dick Van Dyke!
December 13, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Happy 100th birthday to Dick Van Dyke!
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Today Jesus and I enjoyed this moment quite a bit.
Kristi Noem Heckled So Hard She Runs From Room
Smash the like button if this makes you happy. 😂
www.thegodpodcast.com
December 12, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Today Jesus and I enjoyed this moment quite a bit.
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“There is another photo in the tranche showing pictures of “Trump condoms” being sold for $4.50 each, branded with the words, “I’M HUUUUGE!” “
www.politico.com/news/2025/12...
www.politico.com/news/2025/12...
Trump, Clinton, Gates included in Epstein photo trove
The House Oversight Committee is releasing photos from the Epstein estate linking powerful men to the late convicted sex offender.
www.politico.com
December 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
“There is another photo in the tranche showing pictures of “Trump condoms” being sold for $4.50 each, branded with the words, “I’M HUUUUGE!” “
www.politico.com/news/2025/12...
www.politico.com/news/2025/12...
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New video: "Trump PANICS After SHOCKING PHOTOS LEAK!"
click below to WATCH👇
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYmqVh8QQ_o
click below to WATCH👇
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYmqVh8QQ_o
Trump PANICS After SHOCKING PHOTOS LEAK!
Adam Mockler
www.youtube.com
December 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
New video: "Trump PANICS After SHOCKING PHOTOS LEAK!"
click below to WATCH👇
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYmqVh8QQ_o
click below to WATCH👇
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYmqVh8QQ_o
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MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
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Meanwhile in Seattle:👀🐳
📸Photoshopped (NOT AI!😜)
📸Photoshopped (NOT AI!😜)
December 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Meanwhile in Seattle:👀🐳
📸Photoshopped (NOT AI!😜)
📸Photoshopped (NOT AI!😜)
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White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
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Soul Assylum’s Runaway Train video found 21 lost and abducted kids??!?!!! www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrCYg51e/
21 missing children were found as a result of a 1993 music video (Sources: The Guardian, Strong, Martin C. (2000). The Great Rock Discography; RIAA; Grammys; Boston Herald, MTV 120 Minutes; Spin; Back...
TikTok video by Alex | Pop Culture Brain
www.tiktok.com
December 11, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Soul Assylum’s Runaway Train video found 21 lost and abducted kids??!?!!! www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrCYg51e/
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Googled "old guy smell" and this popped up. If you wonder how bad this room smells look at her face.
December 8, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Googled "old guy smell" and this popped up. If you wonder how bad this room smells look at her face.
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“…Even if they are able to clean up his mess … elect a supremely sane president next, America will NEVER again be a trusted partner. Because there are enough Americans who would vote for him … (again).
I couldn't even say anything. She was right. The damage this has done is endless…”
I couldn't even say anything. She was right. The damage this has done is endless…”
December 7, 2025 at 4:15 PM
“…Even if they are able to clean up his mess … elect a supremely sane president next, America will NEVER again be a trusted partner. Because there are enough Americans who would vote for him … (again).
I couldn't even say anything. She was right. The damage this has done is endless…”
I couldn't even say anything. She was right. The damage this has done is endless…”
