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Mikey Gorman
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Writer, Philosophy guy. Self proclaimed Rudy of the FGC. Maidenless Player of Games. He/Him, Socialist and Left AF
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Xbox Gamertag: DuningKruger
PSNID: Rassey
Switch: SW-5336-5726-85
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There are two ducks inside you. They both want some bread.

Don’t feed them bread.
So I picked up my preorder of Metroid Prime 4 today and have played it a bit. My reaction so far … if you’re a Metroid Prime fan you are gonna eat up this gorgeous iterative sequel. If you don’t like the series this one isn’t gonna change your mind with some revolutionary gameplay.
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December 4, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I think my work hours slumping in December is the universe telling me I need to get back into streaming. I really do miss it.
December 2, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Yesterday, the Epic Games Store decided at the last minute not to distribute the game, after having previously approved a release build. HORSES is otherwise now available on GOG, Itch, and Humble for $4.99. www.horses.wtf
December 2, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I shouldn’t have stayed up to try out the Red Dead Redemption update… but it looks gorgeous and plays at 60 fps on my Switch 2. It has never looked or played this good and to have it playing in handheld… so far the experience is sublime. If only Metroid Prime 4 wasn’t out this week…
December 2, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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I agree with this.

“I mean, if we are honest with Canadians, we can no longer achieve our targets for 2030 with the announcements that have been made recently. It’s not possible.”
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Guilbeault said Smith “will never be satisfied” and trying to placate her is a mistake."

www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
December 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I don’t understand people who call themselves a centrist. It’s like proclaiming you’re willfully uninformed, ignorant and stupid. A sociopath at best.
November 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Why do you appreciate unions?

I’ll start:

Weekends off
Paid vacations
Work breaks
Sick leave
Paid holidays
No child labor
Safer working conditions
Health care and retirement benefits
November 30, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Black Friday sales have been kind to me. But not to my wallet.
November 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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JD Vance loves nothing more than telling insane lies about this nation’s history
VP JD Vance stood before a crowd and tried to falsify history, claiming Christians ended widespread mass child-sacrifice practices among Native Americans
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I thought I was at the end of Expedition 33 and turns out I am only going into Act III. And I thought I loved this game before. It’s absolutely brilliant.
November 27, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Just watched a hands-on preview of the Renegades DLC for Destiny 2. I love Destiny. I love Star Wars… but I absolutely detest crossovers. It takes me completely out of the game’s immersive experience and just feels like shallow capitalism killing creativity. I won’t be touching this.
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November 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Went to be early and now can’t sleep. Trying to finish Metroid Prime Remastered before Metroid Prime 4 takes over my Switch 2.
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November 22, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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There’s the Democrat problem right there
86 Democrats Condemn Socialism as Zohran Mamdani Meets With Trump
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries appeared to lead the charge.
newrepublic.com
November 22, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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Counterpoint: Socialism is fucking great, actually.
BREAKING: The House of Representatives voted 285–98 in favor of a resolution condemning socialism.

Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
November 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Ubisoft earning the permanent name Ubislop.
Ubisoft boss believes generative AI is as big a revolution for games as the shift to 3D, as tech is embraced company-wide

www.eurogamer.net/ubisoft-boss...
November 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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I really think putting staggeringly dumb rich people who are also total jerks in charge of everything was a bad call.
November 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I feel like if I ever finish Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 it will become my favourite title of 2025. But I am probably 200 hours away from that.
November 21, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Zoopunk aside, my general reaction to the Xbox Partner Direct was… yawn.
November 20, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Respectfully Ubisoft is full of shit. Let me break is down… Assassin’s Creed Shadows was $90 (Canadian) at release. Expedition 33 is a new ip, was $65 and sold 5 million copies despite being on gamepass day one. Maybe get your overpaid execs to figure it out but I bet being $25 cheaper was a factor.
Assassin's Creed Publisher Ubisoft Says 'Many New Games Are Struggling' As Players Turn Away From Traditional Releases In Favor of Subscriptions, Live-Service and Free-To-Play Games - IGN
Ubisoft has warned of falling company revenues and said it's seen that "many new games are struggling to stand out" as players turn away from traditional full-price releases.
www.ign.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:59 AM
My Game Awards nomination predictions were 100% spot on. My hot-take though is… Donkey Kong Bonanza does not deserve it. The other games are “great” but DKB was simply “good” and its a shame so many great games that did not get a nomination won’t get the attention DKB already has had.
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November 19, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Kevin O'Leary petitions Trump to have name added to Epstein Files
Kevin O'Leary petitions Trump to have name added to Epstein Files
TORONTO - With newly released files from notorious sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein implicating President Trump in a world of elite, amoral power players, Canadian businessman Kevin O'Leary has formally...
www.thebeaverton.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM