Milfy
@milfandcookies0050.bsky.social
Busy playing roller derby 🏳️🌈🍃
Lifting, rucking, running, gardening
Lifting, rucking, running, gardening
Weird how I’m miserable for every training I’ve done for a race, yet i keep doing them. Checked out my marathon training that starts in a week, and I’m already overwhelmed.
December 2, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Weird how I’m miserable for every training I’ve done for a race, yet i keep doing them. Checked out my marathon training that starts in a week, and I’m already overwhelmed.
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I. JUST. WANT. THE. RECIPE. I. DON'T. WANT. FOUR. PAGES. OF. STORY. ABOUT. HOW. THIS. WAS. YOUR. AUNT. LINDA'S. FAVORITE. DISH. ON. WINTER. ESCAPES. TO. THE. MOUNTAINS.
November 27, 2024 at 4:08 PM
I. JUST. WANT. THE. RECIPE. I. DON'T. WANT. FOUR. PAGES. OF. STORY. ABOUT. HOW. THIS. WAS. YOUR. AUNT. LINDA'S. FAVORITE. DISH. ON. WINTER. ESCAPES. TO. THE. MOUNTAINS.
The show penguin is sooo good! Episode 2 and I’m hooked!!
November 28, 2024 at 12:00 AM
The show penguin is sooo good! Episode 2 and I’m hooked!!
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Mike Johnson
November 26, 2024 at 6:12 PM
Mike Johnson
Fresca is a top tier beverage
November 27, 2024 at 5:31 PM
Fresca is a top tier beverage
I want to be a soft girl but I’m afraid i discovered hardcore when i was in middle school. Definitely was not a phase MOM
November 27, 2024 at 2:20 PM
I want to be a soft girl but I’m afraid i discovered hardcore when i was in middle school. Definitely was not a phase MOM
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here's my 128-page dissertation on how eating bread until there's no more room to breathe can temporarily cure grief
November 26, 2024 at 3:31 PM
here's my 128-page dissertation on how eating bread until there's no more room to breathe can temporarily cure grief
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ME: How much for the goth Kinder Egg?
CASHIER: Sir, that is an avocado.
CASHIER: Sir, that is an avocado.
November 26, 2024 at 1:19 PM
ME: How much for the goth Kinder Egg?
CASHIER: Sir, that is an avocado.
CASHIER: Sir, that is an avocado.
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I feel like we’re just going to power through the holidays and then come January really fall apart.
November 26, 2024 at 6:31 AM
I feel like we’re just going to power through the holidays and then come January really fall apart.
My brothers dead, I’m divorced and most of my family is maga humpers…so thanksgiving I’m making chicken parm and going to rip the bong all day. Blessed
November 26, 2024 at 2:50 PM
My brothers dead, I’m divorced and most of my family is maga humpers…so thanksgiving I’m making chicken parm and going to rip the bong all day. Blessed
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There is nothing more humbling than watching a video of you playing derby. I would rather eat rocks
November 25, 2024 at 7:54 PM
There is nothing more humbling than watching a video of you playing derby. I would rather eat rocks
My brother died by suicide a year and almost 4 months…if another person tells me i am handling it well, they are getting kicked in the throat.
November 25, 2024 at 4:44 PM
My brother died by suicide a year and almost 4 months…if another person tells me i am handling it well, they are getting kicked in the throat.
VERY tired but the color of my hair today is just doing great. Full early 2000s Kelly Clarkson and i don’t give a fuckkkk
November 25, 2024 at 3:50 PM
VERY tired but the color of my hair today is just doing great. Full early 2000s Kelly Clarkson and i don’t give a fuckkkk
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Somebody said that RFK Jr sounds like Marge Simpson and I really wish I had written down their name cause I can’t stop thinking about it.
November 24, 2024 at 3:24 PM
Somebody said that RFK Jr sounds like Marge Simpson and I really wish I had written down their name cause I can’t stop thinking about it.
Two back to back scrimmages was a good idea until you’re waddling around at home
November 24, 2024 at 3:59 AM
Two back to back scrimmages was a good idea until you’re waddling around at home
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Do some gardening and watch busta rhymes music videos
November 23, 2024 at 4:10 AM
Do some gardening and watch busta rhymes music videos
Pro pineapple on pizza
November 22, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Pro pineapple on pizza
ASMR is just the best thing in the world. Please pretty women whisper and pretend to do my skin care until i fall asleep
November 22, 2024 at 7:57 PM
ASMR is just the best thing in the world. Please pretty women whisper and pretend to do my skin care until i fall asleep
I think i give off homo vibes all the time, but looked in the mirror and i just look like a non normy with a turtle neck hahahaha 💀
November 22, 2024 at 4:22 PM
I think i give off homo vibes all the time, but looked in the mirror and i just look like a non normy with a turtle neck hahahaha 💀
I’m heavily tattooed and if a cis male i don’t know compliments me on my tattoos, there is a 95 percent chance i will be hit on. It’s science i don’t know
November 22, 2024 at 4:20 PM
I’m heavily tattooed and if a cis male i don’t know compliments me on my tattoos, there is a 95 percent chance i will be hit on. It’s science i don’t know