i'm the step-dad who step(ped) up 2: the streets.

is this anything? do you guys like me? Would Saint Peter deem me worthy and let me pass through the pearly gates?

George Santos has joined Cameo and you can book a personal video from him for $150 www.cameo.com/gads?qid=170...

If you’re new to Bluesky, we call posts ‘yargdors’ and we inflate massive air bladders in our necks which allow us to skate across the treetops.

Carpenter pants? Painter pants? Where are the pants for the brave soldiers that fought for our freedom in Afghanistan?

Isreal & Palestine need study Where is the Love Black Eyed Peas

a lot of losers come onto here to make people think they're cool by posting. Me? I post to make friends

thinking about saying "farm to table? More like farm to Janno!" when I go to dinner with friends. Do you guys think that'll help me retain friends in an increasingly digitized world?

“murder she wrote” lol okay yoda

been practicing my gutteral screams lately. Excited to try them out at work tomorrow

me joining a long line: who the hell are these assholes

me when I'm at the head of the long line: Brothers! Take heed, and have faith, for the hour of our ascension draws near! Though I pass first into the garden, know that a place is made for you as well! The gates of Paradise are at hand!

I like the Barbie movie because now I don't have to learn anyone's names. I can just say Hi Ken or Hi Barbie and they all think I'm pulling a goof

Air Bud is the ideal form of Carl Jung's Trickster

I’m singing my most hauntingly beautiful songs but the sailors don’t seem to notice these days. Always on their sea phones

Gave up on threads bc I came to the conclusion that no one on that site will ever say, "killing myself in front of you to forever change your bond and the trajectory of your lives" over there

Bluesky elder is such a funny phrase. Like the name of a JRPG boss

Yum yum Ice cream so good and so on and so forth - - Slavoj Zizek

R u a bluesky elder @mestizhoe.bsky.social

Serious post - It's become apparent that a significant number of users on here are engaging with my content without Reposting it, or even dropping me a Like. It's time to call out this disgusting behavior for what it is - a deliberate attack. I foresee this website soon descending into Anarchy.

gonna do Barbenheimer for the sole purpose of excitingly telling people that it's a portmanteau of Barbie and Oppenheimer