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Mimo Nielsen
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Yorkshireman lost in Ottawa. Cat lover. Time lord. Nostalgic old crank. Huddersfield Town supporter.
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A wee bit about me to my new followers. Originally from West Yorkshire (Dewsbury), currently live in Canada's capital, but have lived all over western Canada, and in the U. S.
Former radio guy. Married to a red headed viking, massive football fan (both kinds) and cat dad to 2 cats.
It's a good day to stay inside and have naps.
Exactly what I'm about to do right now.
Naps with kitties while some of the finest music ever composed plays. Purr purr.
December 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Heads up, Ottawa. Strong winds are expected today, which could lead to power outages. Ensure your devices are charged and you're prepared.

Safety first: Downed power lines are extremely dangerous. If you see one, stay at least 10 metres away and call 911 immediately, followed by us at 613-738-0188.
December 29, 2025 at 3:16 PM
This is exactly how it is.
Looks can be deceiving.
Since it's starting to melt a bit, it's even more slippery.
Now just wait until the flash freeze comes tonight.
So much fun!
*looks outside*
“Well, looks like the ice storm wasn’t as bad as expected.”
*goes outside, immediately slips and falls on ass*
December 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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The more I think about it, the more I'm convinced Canada's future isn't secure unless we re-open the Constitution.

The Notwithstanding Clause has to either go or be severely nerfed and we need to settle provincial rights clearly.
December 29, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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December 29, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I've been a bears fan since 1985
They were once my local.
This is the most uncomfortable game I have ever seen.
It has not been a fun watch tonight.
December 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Tom Brady on blocked extra point by Bills:
"That's all it takes, 2 inches."
Me:
"That's not what she said."

Give me a break. I'm 5.
December 29, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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We must bring back forums with appropriate mod:user ratios, and no fear of wielding the banhammer.
December 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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December 28, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I spoke with a member of the red cross yesterday.
He said at this time of year, 4 out of 5 fires are caused by driers, specifically people NOT cleaning out the lint trap.
You should clean that before and after each uses.
I did laundry last night. Had to run the drier on high.
30 minutes in, (1/2)
Fire at 1173 Summerville

The cause of the fire was a dryer catching fire due to lint buildup.
No injuries were reported.
There is no structural damage to the home.
The restoration company was dispatched to assist in the home.
December 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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did he die today?
December 27, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
While this is very true for how Canadians do it, many scientists have told me there are 2 ways to measure temperature.
Fahrenheit is best for air temp.
Celsius is best for liquid.
That might explain why ovens are in Fahrenheit.
The only true way is the Canadian way

(As much as I wish it was a joke, it is in fact not one and this is exactly how it works here)
December 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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did he die today?
December 25, 2025 at 6:28 AM
It's the friggin Bleaken
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XG2...
Bob's Burgers - The Bleaken Is Coming Long Version
YouTube video by Alex Cook (AssaultedPnut)
www.youtube.com
December 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
FINE!!! YOU'RE SO SMART, YOU RIG UP THE LIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKZf...
The 12 Pains of Christmas by Bob Rivers
YouTube video by Marshal6000
www.youtube.com
December 24, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 6:36 AM
😂😅
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
December 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Got a Smiling Friends t-shirt for Christmas.
December 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Woke up to see these 2 hanging out and almost snuggling. Freyja sleeps in my spot on the couch overnights.
December 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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HAPPY FESTIVUS 🗣️💪
Ontario removed the speed cameras…
but we have the poles for now!
So we embraced it.
Introducing the Festivus Pole 🇨🇦
Let’s see it!
✔️ Airing of grievances
✔️ Feats of strength
Keep it clean. Keep it fun.
😤Let me begin, people checking 50 lottery tickets at a Gas station at once.
December 23, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I've got a lot of problems with you people!
And now you're going to hear about it.
December 23, 2025 at 2:30 PM
If you didn't see this story tonight, please do. It's very important and worth sharing.
December 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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December 23, 2025 at 2:20 AM