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Hi, my name is Cristian | 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇭 | 28 | any/pronouns | Taken | biochemistry | aka bearberries, iykyk
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Still trying to get used to a new social media but I'll most likely follow everyone back if you're normal
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December 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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I want more fat people in sexy shows and not for inclusivity and representation or whatever, I want it because fat people are extremely sexy.
December 29, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Now that most Black Friday shopping is done online, stores should add fighting games to their websites where you have to defeat other real-life shoppers to add a sale item to your cart.
November 29, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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A vibe.
November 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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please note:
Mariah Carey season doesn’t start until after Thanksgiving. we are currently in Christina Ricci season.
November 2, 2023 at 5:17 PM
The Dispatch game is really fun and interesting! The writing is witty and all, the only complaint I had was when they kept calling Robert a dadbod when he's literally all lean muscle 😩
October 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Happy indigenous peoples day!
October 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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October 13, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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👻🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻
🎃 ˗ˏˋ IT'S OCTOBERˊˎ˗ 🎃
👻🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻
October 1, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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July 2, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit
September 26, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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Here is some non-satire for you:

Trans rights forever.
September 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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September 12, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I play Monster Hunter for the plot!

The plot:
August 25, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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just a reminder that only water goes in your eyes, don’t wear contacts to a protest if you can help it, hot showers will hurt like hell if you have mace or gas residue on your skin. turn off face ID on your phone. pick a buddy & never leave their side. if detained, ask for a lawyer & then shut up.
June 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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March 10, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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Pedro Pascal is punk af
February 22, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Me: "Sorry I cant go! I've got plans!"

The plans:
February 23, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Love the new ace attorney!
February 23, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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This Valentine’s Day, remember, taking a bath with another person can be hot and sexy, but nothing compares to the sparks you get when you take a bath with your toaster 🥰 ❤️ 💜 ❤️
February 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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undefeated
February 13, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Leon🖤 Claire ❤️ Jill 💙
Bunny outfits 🐰 (commission)
February 6, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Good morning!!

Time for daily affirmations 🧎‍♀️
January 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I'm built different—I'm worse
January 23, 2025 at 10:33 PM